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Slydewhoosh
Orgasminator
Can I be certified as:
The most badge wearer at a munch (or words to that effect?)
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Calista
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Can I be certified as:
The most badge wearer at a munch (or words to that effect?)
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

LMAO ...... was great to meet you but I've seen more badges on a few others ... I had 16 after a London Mini Munch once :shock: and I'm sure the Flintstones had everyones on at the first Nottingham one ROFL
C x
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Can I be certified as:
The most badge wearer at a munch (or words to that effect?)
The WHOOSH Man™

denied :shock:
You are ment to be on hols, miles and miles away, the land where most people only dream of going..................now get on with your hols.............. cool
Certification will be reconsidered on your return.......... lol
Unknown User
Do I get any sort of certification for my achievement on Sunday afternoon? confused
philstarnchoozy
Orgasminator
Phillstarr:- Certified by Sarah, for not batting an eye lid when met by a woman wearing a towel only
thank you sarah,
my eye lids may not have been batting but............... nuff said, don`t want a thumping of mal lol
Sarah
Sex God
Granted:-
Sassy_Seren:- Certified by Sarah for having legs open
Shaz n Tony:- Certified by Sarah as top moving avatar makers
Joanne-ish:- Certified by Sarah as chat room queen
Phil_osopher:- Certified by Sarah as a raffle ticket looser!
Pololady:- Certified by Sarah for nearly filling the first page of the cafe
Midlandsman1970:- Certified by Sarah for returning to SH after a long break
lol
Unknown User
Right no shed now so can I reaply please worship :worship: :worship:
edit: sorry scatch that the sheds back sad
Calista
Sex God
I daren't ask Sarah for certification ....she know's too much :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Granted:-
Sassy_Seren:- Certified by Sarah for having legs open
lol

Wooo hoooo !!!!!!
Errrrrrr.......................what if I wanna change my avatar?. confused
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by PLUM
Certified by Sarah for having obscure music taste? (according to Flidais anyway..... :shock: rolleyes )
dunno

What about this one then Sarah......? :dunno:
Unknown User
Can I be certified as a lazy, cheeky git for skipping 7 pages and not done anything?
Kit
Sex God
Quote by Calista
I daren't ask Sarah for certification ....she know's too much :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:

awwwwwww I seem to have lost my certification here sad :( Sarah, certify me quickly or I will be feeding you this weekend wink
Redpantherman
Sex God
not sure what I can be certified for... or even if I do qualifiy! :shock:
but I did wear a merkin on my head at my first munch! & wincwench says I'm vaguely funny
Do I get one then? :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Granted:-
Phil_osopher:- Certified by Sarah as a raffle ticket looser!

Ta! I will treasure it always! *sigh* :smug:
lol
marriedmale
Sexpert
Can I have one for having a strange sense of humour ?
(According to Dawn, it's getting stranger.....)
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
sarah certified by BBC GMR as being decent
this happened at this morning during a discussion about swinging heaven and the broadcaster checking out the gallery...........
we are as of yet uncertified.....
staggy
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by PLUM
Certified by Sarah for having obscure music taste? (according to Flidais anyway..... :shock: rolleyes )
dunno

What about this one then Sarah......? :dunno:
Granted:-
Plum:- Certified by Sarah as official Door bitch
I will back for the rest of you later
Unknown User
Random bloke on the door and terrible dancer with Horny_old_tart.
Garfield1
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Felix1416:- denied keep trying :censored: banghead sad
Granted
Chesty:- Certified by Sarah for having her own drinks table!!
:(
sercher01
Sex God
they told me i can go! no lions an no cross! im free! ok?
redface sorry wrong thread i thought it sed crusifxtion avalabul surprisedops:
sorry bolt
Dlep
Sex God
Thanks Sarah....wink
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Granted:-
Joanne-ish:- Certified by Sarah as chat room queen
lol

I will wear this with pride thank you
Unknown User
Now - should I
Oh yes
Sara could I be certified please :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
debz4u
Sex God
My turn please i want to be certfyed and learn how to spell
oh i must already be looking at how many posts iv wrote confused
but would anyone care to anyway lol
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Granted:-
Sassy_Seren:- Certified by Sarah for having legs open
Shaz n Tony:- Certified by Sarah as top moving avatar makers
Joanne-ish:- Certified by Sarah as chat room queen
Phil_osopher:- Certified by Sarah as a raffle ticket looser!
Pololady:- Certified by Sarah for nearly filling the first page of the cafe
Midlandsman1970:- Certified by Sarah for returning to SH after a long break
lol

Awwwww fanx babe :smug:
shaz kiss
debz4u
Sex God
Quote by debz4u
My turn please i want to be certfyed and learn how to spell
oh i must already be looking at how many posts iv wrote confused
but would anyone care to anyway lol

Dont forget me lol
debz4u
Sex God
Quote by debz4u
My turn please i want to be certfyed and learn how to spell
oh i must already be looking at how many posts iv wrote confused
but would anyone care to anyway lol

Dont forget me lol
sparky230
Orgasminator
Can't think of anything i'm certifble for
apart from trapping me fingers in things
Unknown User
can I have 1 purleeeesee?
coz.....Im v. drunk.....
Im v. nice.......
I took redpanthermans S.H virginity........
Im 60 ft tall.......
I started The SH lovers guide thread, to enhance (even further) the sex lives of all Sh'ers.....
Coz im grovelling.....................
& im still drunk!