Quote by redpantherman
not sure what I can be certified for... or even if I do qualifiy! :shock:
but I did wear a merkin on my head at my first munch! & wincwench says I'm vaguely funny
Do I get one then? :twisted:
I asked first!!! :shock:
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Can't think of anything i'm certifble for
apart from trapping me fingers in things
I think if you're going to be certified for anything we ought to let Dawnie decide what :giggle:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:You are wicked HLB :thumbup:
How about certified for being Dawnie's nerd boy :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sex God
Well let me slip in here just behind me Dawnie ooops and me Shireen.
Now I was certified once but because fo some strange site protocol it had to be downgraded to 'Certified as TE for being TE' - well what does that mean
I want summat better than that.
So....... now I'm waiting......???
Now I was certified once but because fo some strange site protocol it had to be downgraded to 'Certified as TE for being TE' - well what does that mean
I want summat better than that.
So....... now I'm waiting......???
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can't think of anything i'm certifble for
apart from trapping me fingers in things
I think if you're going to be certified for anything we ought to let Dawnie decide what :giggle:
:rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:You are wicked HLB :thumbup:
How about certified for being Dawnie's nerd boy :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Yeah, but you wouldn't have me any other way :twisted:
And in the absence of Sarah I think sparky should be...
"Certified as a nerd boy by Dawn Mids" :giggle:
Quote by westerross
Well let me slip in here just behind me Dawnie ooops and me Shireen.
Now I was certified once but because fo some strange site protocol it had to be downgraded to 'Certified as TE for being TE' - well what does that mean
I want summat better than that.
So....... now I'm waiting......???
How about...
Certified as learning thread starting skills from Angelica? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well let me slip in here just behind me Dawnie ooops and me Shireen.
Now I was certified once but because fo some strange site protocol it had to be downgraded to 'Certified as TE for being TE' - well what does that mean
I want summat better than that.
So....... now I'm waiting......???
How about...
Certified as learning thread starting skills from Angelica? :giggle:
And we were just saying what a little diamond you are!!
For we - read she now!! 
Sexpert
hi we would like to be certified but prob not get in we newbiesaround and not getting into much cos ppl say not know us,
:cry: 
so plz plz hepl us 
:angel:
:cry: so plz plz hepl us :angel: Quote by fantasycpl
hi we would like to be certified but prob not get in we newbiesaround and not getting into much cos ppl say not know us,
Hiya fantasycpl..
You may have to think of something to be certified for - That Sarah's abit tough you know with the certifications :D
Sexpert
hiya hlb thx we have to get our brains working and think of something then 
Sex God
She hasn't managed to do it to us yet and i doubt she could.
Ain't that right big sis
G x
Ain't that right big sis
G x
Sex God
Quote by Kit
I daren't ask Sarah for certification ....she know's too much :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
awwwwwww I seem to have lost my certification here
:( Sarah, certify me quickly or I will be feeding you this weekend Kit:- Certified by sarah, Just remember the camera never lies!
I'll be back to the rest of you shortly
Sexpert
can we be certified by sarah for being beauty and the beast obviously mrs f is beauty and mr f is a beast as he scares everyone with his nasty looking photos in profile
beauty and the beast
beauty and the beast
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I daren't ask Sarah for certification ....she know's too much :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted:
awwwwwww I seem to have lost my certification here
:( Sarah, certify me quickly or I will be feeding you this weekend Kit:- Certified by sarah, Just remember the camera never lies!
I'll be back to the rest of you shortly
So is Kit really as gorgeous as she appears on here???
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(That'll be a yes !!!)
Can Fee and I get certified Sarah, whats involved????
Sex God
Granted:;-
Osmosis:- Certified by Sarah for being lazy!
Redpanthanman:- Certified by Sarah for being another SH nutter!
MarreidMale:- Certified by Sarah for having a strange sense of humour!
Staggy and Wild Rose:- Certified by Sarah for having cute kittens!
Martellnotts:- Certified by Sarah for being greedy & flirting!
Debz4u:- Certified by Sarah for being wonderful and looking after our newbie!
Winchwench:- Certified by Sarah for being grovelling!
Sparky230 Certified by Sarah for being Dawnie's nerd boy
Fantasycpl:- Certified by Sarah for being beauty & the beast!
Dundeecpl:- Certified by Sarah for being just wonderful! and Mrs Dundeecpl for being my sister!
Denied:-
Earthchild
The Laird
Lady fee
You will all have to try again and come up with something you are certifiable for!
and if I've missed anyone out please pm me.
Osmosis:- Certified by Sarah for being lazy!
Redpanthanman:- Certified by Sarah for being another SH nutter!
MarreidMale:- Certified by Sarah for having a strange sense of humour!
Staggy and Wild Rose:- Certified by Sarah for having cute kittens!
Martellnotts:- Certified by Sarah for being greedy & flirting!
Debz4u:- Certified by Sarah for being wonderful and looking after our newbie!
Winchwench:- Certified by Sarah for being grovelling!
Sparky230 Certified by Sarah for being Dawnie's nerd boy
Fantasycpl:- Certified by Sarah for being beauty & the beast!
Dundeecpl:- Certified by Sarah for being just wonderful! and Mrs Dundeecpl for being my sister!
Denied:-
Earthchild
The Laird
Lady fee
You will all have to try again and come up with something you are certifiable for!
and if I've missed anyone out please pm me.
Sexpert
aww thx hun will see u around some time and not send the beast over
Sex God
Redpanthanman
Use it wisely or I will remove it :lol:
Use it wisely or I will remove it
:lol: 
Orgasminator
Thanks guys i've only just read this :lol: :lol: 
:roll: :smile2:
I've read this one Sarah :thumbup:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2:
:lol: :lol: :roll: :smile2: Quote by Dawn_Mids
Certified by Sarah for being Dawnie's nerd boy :lol:
I've read this one Sarah :thumbup:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2::lol2:
Sex God
Quimninja 2003:- Certified "The one true Ninja adept in the art of Quim".
Orgasminator
Well I am back in the UK (for now) so I thought I would apply to be certified again.
Sarah can I be:
Certified as the forum poster from weird & wonderful worldwide places? (or similar).
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sarah can I be:
Certified as the forum poster from weird & wonderful worldwide places? (or similar).
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
Granted:-
Slydewhoosh:- Certified by Sarah as SH's long distance poster
Welcome back, and hope you had a good trip.
Slydewhoosh:- Certified by Sarah as SH's long distance poster
Welcome back, and hope you had a good trip.
