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Sex God
can anyone verify me as official sh'ead hunter and catcher of Pilchards :shock: 
Hi Sarah
I have no idea what I could be certified for except I have just read through all 11 pages on this thread and I still cant work out what i could have done to be certified, and I have been away for a while but I am back, I think, well maybe for a while anyway, so I surpose I could be certified for talking just rubbish again, or getting pissed and not knowing how i got back to the hotel in Milton Keynes, helping a friend who need something, no maybe not any of those, to be honest I have no idea, i am sure something will come up, well i hope so, maybe.
buy the way your legs look great in boots
xx
I have no idea what I could be certified for except I have just read through all 11 pages on this thread and I still cant work out what i could have done to be certified, and I have been away for a while but I am back, I think, well maybe for a while anyway, so I surpose I could be certified for talking just rubbish again, or getting pissed and not knowing how i got back to the hotel in Milton Keynes, helping a friend who need something, no maybe not any of those, to be honest I have no idea, i am sure something will come up, well i hope so, maybe.
buy the way your legs look great in boots
xx
Sex God
Quote by Robert1961
so do we just wait for the lady with the horny bum to come back and say yes or no
creep :giggle:
Me
dont know what you are on about 
:wink:Denied, try again
Medic 1
Don't you dare ask the Mods t olock my thread, because of the 'v' word. :shock:
Off to the cellar for you for 1 hour as punishment.................... :lol:
Quote by Sarah
so do we just wait for the lady with the horny bum to come back and say yes or no
creep :giggle:
Me
dont know what you are on about :wink:Denied, try again
Medic 1
Don't you dare ask the Mods t olock my thread, because of the 'v' word. :shock:
Off to the cellar for you for 1 hour as punishment.................... :lol:
I was the first one on this thread to be called a creep for saying you had a horny bum that must get me something. and it did make you :lol:
:cry:
Sex God
Roberet1961:- Certified by Sarah for being a SH flirt
Sex God
i tried to hold out, but the suspense is killing me... what can i be certified as / for?
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i tried to hold out, but the suspense is killing me... what can i be certified as / for?
WBB :- Certified for having loads of knickers
:P most of them living in a draw and never worn!!
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
i tried to hold out, but the suspense is killing me... what can i be certified as / for?
WBB :- Certified for having loads of knickers
:P most of them living in a draw and never worn!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sarah a question regarding my certification if I may....................................................................
Now i've removed it for the time being and my quiery is............... am I certified for life as in as long as I'm a member of sh........or..........only as long as it's in my sig, does it expire as soon as I remove it
In which case do I have to reaply or can I not be certified twice for the same thing :? :?
Yours faithfully certainly, certifiable but somewhat cofussed, Cheshire
Now i've removed it for the time being and my quiery is............... am I certified for life as in as long as I'm a member of sh........or..........only as long as it's in my sig, does it expire as soon as I remove it
In which case do I have to reaply or can I not be certified twice for the same thing :? :? Yours faithfully certainly, certifiable but somewhat cofussed, Cheshire
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Sarah a question regarding my certification if I may....................................................................
Now i've removed it for the time being and my quiery is............... am I certified for life as in as long as I'm a member of sh........or..........only as long as it's in my sig, does it expire as soon as I remove it
Yours faithfully certainly, certifiable but somewhat cofussed, Cheshire
Oh, never had this before.................
Only granted or denied
So you may have life long
xxx
Quote by Sarah
Oh, never had this before.................
Only granted or denied
So you may have life long
xxx
Thanks Sarah
it's not as I don't want it as I've said before it's one of my proudest achievments on here, It's just that the sig I have at the moment suits my frame of mind of late :? and I didn't want to have a huge signature filling up all of the threads 
Orgasminator
Sarah can i have my lovely other half Bubbly Lorraine certifified, thou I think she needs the men in white coats to put up with me :lol
Orgasminator
can i get certified for being a non pushy laid back single male with no attitude or edges???
a few of you know me better now and i cant remember upsetting anyone
:idea:
a few of you know me better now and i cant remember upsetting anyone
:idea:
Sex God
Quote by sparky230
Sarah can i have my lovely other half Bubbly Lorraine certifified, thou I think she needs the men in white coats to put up with me :lol
Send Lorraine along to see me :P
Robbie-b:- Certified by Sarah for being a laid back single male with no attitude
Damn... I cannot resist the desire to be certified! Ok, ok.... I'm trying to think of something that may pass the test. May I offer more than one reason therefore shamlessly increasing my chances?
1) I'm wearing a strapon in one of my profile pics - havent seen another woman doing so! (If you have please get me their details as I like to perv!). :twisted:
2) I believe I'm the only lesbian on SH looking for gay men to watch having sex! :shock:
3) Err.... scarping the barrel here.... errrr... because I'm a ... well I don't know really... I just REALLY want it baby, need it, crave it lmao!
xxx
1) I'm wearing a strapon in one of my profile pics - havent seen another woman doing so! (If you have please get me their details as I like to perv!). :twisted:
2) I believe I'm the only lesbian on SH looking for gay men to watch having sex! :shock:
3) Err.... scarping the barrel here.... errrr... because I'm a ... well I don't know really... I just REALLY want it baby, need it, crave it lmao!
xxx
Sexlightened
Quote by Kiss_Me
1) I'm wearing a strapon in one of my profile pics - havent seen another woman doing so! (If you have please get me their details as I like to perv!). :twisted:
My better half, the delectable Mrs Hugs is wearing a strap-on on our profile... Perv away :twisted: :shock:
Hugs
xx
Orgasminator
Quote by H-x
those memory lapses can be a bummer can't they.
H.x
typical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Granted
Kiss_Me:- Certified by Sarah for being a perv!
Bubblylorriane:- Certified by Sarah for taking being the nutter that took sparky230 on!
PeBbLeSDeMoN:- Certified by Sarah for being certifiable and a munch tart!!
Kiss_Me:- Certified by Sarah for being a perv!
Bubblylorriane:- Certified by Sarah for taking being the nutter that took sparky230 on!
PeBbLeSDeMoN:- Certified by Sarah for being certifiable and a munch tart!!
