Certification available

14 Jan 2006

ES NO you cannot have Steve and all the 3's lol

ES at the end of the day you are 'Certified by Sarah as being a tart'
Steve and all the 3's
you have passed you can have
'Certified by Sarah as wanting by your own request to be ignored'

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
Well I seem to be on here all the time so prehaps i'm a post whore or words to that effect.
Ether that or just along the lines of me being a pesistant little beggar because I but in all over the place

Sorry no you are not certifiable
Have you had any threads locked?? now that wouldmake you certifiable :lol: sad

:( boo hiss I shall make it my mission in life to to be certified at something :lol:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
Well I seem to be on here all the time so prehaps i'm a post whore or words to that effect.
Ether that or just along the lines of me being a pesistant little beggar because I but in all over the place

Sorry no you are not certifiable
Have you had any threads locked?? now that wouldmake you certifiable :lol:
But he does have the sexiest shed on SH (and other bits I am not discussing on an open forums cause Im tipsy but I been perving at his ad)

14 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
can i, please please
just look in the virtual bar to find out why :D

Sorry cannot be arsed what how many pages................ no not certified
to name but a few
naked dancing on the bar
wet T-Shirt comp
naked twister with baby oil
and farrrrrr to many cheeky vimptos :lol:
i should be certified for been a drunken crazy loon!! :lol: :lol:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Well I seem to be on here all the time so prehaps i'm a post whore or words to that effect.
Ether that or just along the lines of me being a pesistant little beggar because I but in all over the place

Sorry no you are not certifiable
Have you had any threads locked?? now that wouldmake you certifiable :lol:
But he does have the sexiest shed on SH (and other bits I am not discussing on an open forums cause Im tipsy but I been perving at his ad)
Ah now that DOES make adifference
'Certifiable by Sarah for haveing the sexiest shed'

14 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
can i, please please
just look in the virtual bar to find out why :D

Sorry cannot be arsed what how many pages................ no not certified
to name but a few
naked dancing on the bar
wet T-Shirt comp
naked twister with baby oil
and farrrrrr to many cheeky vimptos :lol:
i should be certified for been a drunken crazy loon!! :lol: :lol:
OK
'Certified by Sarah for being a drunken loon'

14 Jan 2006

Oh can I be certified for, let me think.............for getting my tits out at the most munches dunno

For being consistently pissed at munches :dunno:
I don't know, anything, I just want Sarah in my Signature :giggle:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh can I be certified for, let me think.............for getting my tits out at the most munches
For being consistently pissed at munches :dunno:
I don't know, anything, I just want Sarah in my Signature :giggle:

Tart!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
Well I seem to be on here all the time so prehaps i'm a post whore or words to that effect.
Ether that or just along the lines of me being a pesistant little beggar because I but in all over the place

Sorry no you are not certifiable
Have you had any threads locked?? now that wouldmake you certifiable :lol:
But he does have the sexiest shed on SH (and other bits I am not discussing on an open forums cause Im tipsy but I been perving at his ad)
Ah now that DOES make adifference
'Certifiable by Sarah for haveing the sexiest shed'

:bounce: Yippee :bounce: my parents will be so proud of me :lol: thanks Sarah and thanks NWC for demanding a retrial wink

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Oh can I be certified for, let me think.............for getting my tits out at the most munches
For being consistently pissed at munches :dunno:
I don't know, anything, I just want Sarah in my Signature :giggle:

'Certified by Sarah for getting your tits out the most at munches'
ES
'Certified by SArah for being a tart again'

14 Jan 2006

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: ta hunny im off to the GFZ to live up to my name now

14 Jan 2006

Sarah - can i be certified as being Supergirl!! lol

I went out dressed in my Supergirl outfit a few weeks ago, and went to some local pubs with some collecting tins raising money for a cancer charity
(The pic of me in my outfit will be on here soon wink

)

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
ES
'Certified by SArah for being a tart again'

14 Jan 2006

Quote by fembernie
Sarah - can i be certified as being Supergirl!!
I went out dressed in my Supergirl outfit a few weeks ago, and went to some local pubs with some collecting tins raising money for a cancer charity
(The pic of me in my outfit will be on here soon )

Yes passed
'Certified by Sarah as being a supergirl'

14 Jan 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Oh can I be certified for, let me think.............for getting my tits out at the most munches
For being consistently pissed at munches :dunno:
I don't know, anything, I just want Sarah in my Signature :giggle:

Tart!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know :giggle:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
Oh can I be certified for, let me think.............for getting my tits out at the most munches
For being consistently pissed at munches :dunno:
I don't know, anything, I just want Sarah in my Signature :giggle:

'Certified by Sarah for getting your tits out the most at munches'

Thank you Sarah kiss

14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
I'll think of something for him as the vodka takes hold, answer later, steve with all the 3's sit tight............ I'll be back

Ooooo, can we be certified please .... ermmmmm ... not sure what for but will wait till the vodka takes hold :lol: Maybe we could be certified for that confused

:
Or Mrs Squirtees fixation for all things pert, round and squeezable .... no not them ... bums wink

14 Jan 2006

well i've tried to be a realy good dracae so maybe i could become a certified shape shifting spirit (as opposed to most in the gfz who seem to be spirit shifting shapes ) lol

14 Jan 2006

Quote by dracae
well i've tried to be a realy good dracae so maybe i could become a certified shape shifting spirit (as opposed to most in the gfz who seem to be spirit shifting shapes )

OY what you trying to say you should be certified a cheeky sod!

14 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
well i've tried to be a realy good dracae so maybe i could become a certified shape shifting spirit (as opposed to most in the gfz who seem to be spirit shifting shapes )

OY what you trying to say you should be certified a cheeky sod!

14 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
well i've tried to be a realy good dracae so maybe i could become a certified shape shifting spirit (as opposed to most in the gfz who seem to be spirit shifting shapes )

OY what you trying to say you should be certified a cheeky sod!

cheeky sod 'ill do just fine

14 Jan 2006

Dracae :kick:
sorry i just had an urge to do that

14 Jan 2006

I would like to be certified, never having had the pleasure, and lets face it boys an girls it's all about the pleasure isn't it lol

So please sarah, certify me, i dont mind a little pain, just dont leave any marks (visible that is), do i need to get mi kit off and stand behind that lovely screen again, do i, do i oohhh do i................................................................ redface

15 Jan 2006

The following have passed and can use:_
Squirtee:- 'Mrs Squirtee is certified by Sarah as a lover of round, squeezy things'
Dracae:- ' Certified by Sarah as a shape shifting spirit'
Marktheminx:-'Certified by Sarah, as standing behind a screen with no clothes on'

15 Jan 2006

:bounce: :bounce: thankyou Sarah :bounce: :bounce:

15 Jan 2006

can I be certified for making you all pissheads in the virtual bar rolleyes

Thanks to st3v3 he saved you all and opened the GFZ!!

15 Jan 2006

hisandhers passed
'Certified by Sarah as offical bar staff of the SH bar'

15 Jan 2006

Noel passed
'Ceritified by himself as requiring insertions'
cool

15 Jan 2006

Hi Sarah
Now what can I be certified as confused

:
Flat cap wearer :?:
Wearer of dodgy brown socks :?:
Taker of poor quality shower pics :?:
Rio's gang regular :?:
Regards
Harry Jones

15 Jan 2006

Can I be certified as resident alky and official post whore please :cheers: hic