Chain Letter

25 Sep 2004

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.
REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.
An unmarried Spanish man living with his widowed mother was able to to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.
You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.
Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!
Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Billy Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Billie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
B. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Jeff Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
W. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Wilhelm Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Will Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017
Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

25 Sep 2004

I like it :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

25 Sep 2004

Tried to see who it was from: didn't recognise the 'Monica' on the bottom :cry:

25 Sep 2004

I just want all you folks to know that I participated and so far I've received three pit-bulls and a piece of chewing gum. Stil the gum didn't try and bite me bollocks off!