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Quote by brucie
was that you accusing me of directing in a no directing room? i fugured it was someone with an agenda, as the banter between me and sara was so obvious that no one could have taken it seriously. she was wearinga jumper and a furry sleevless hoodie ffs and reading the last line out of context from teh previous 10 minutes banter (includingher tongue in cheeck response) kind of somes you up.
*makes list of people oesnt give a shit about;
1. flower*
Nope ...never said a word !!!
It was all the other people in the room you were pissing off !!
I was just watching.
And I noticed you scarpered very soon after I came into the room
odd, as just before you came in everyone was saying what a tosser you are. (this is as credible as your allegation).
see where this is going? shame to have this thread locked because you seem to be a little jealous. why dont we agree to disagree and block each other (mentally, doesnt need to be technical). deal?
Thats odd each time I have seen him on cam hes never tossed! :roll:
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Quote by BIoke
<< feels he might have to get out his fairy dust and do the 'group hug' thing
But you dont like being called a fairy so how about renaming it BIokey dust :lol2:
Quote by brucie
its a tough one for me.
should i;
1. forget SH and concentrate on this 200 page contract i have here in front of me for a JV where we are investing for a "rock n roll hall of fame" style museum in london
or
2. waste my day on SH on the off chance midschick36 will show me her tits again?
ummmmmmmmm the contract aint going anywhere.. wait and breasts will out.
Quote by brucie
my kind of gal. i happen to be looking for a new PA.(watch entourage and in particular the character Ari Gold before you consider the job).
(having said that i just received an email asking me where my fucking comments are)... (this from the guy that puts the dollar bills in my g-string. so to speak).
A PA ???
something tells me that I don't need to watch anything to know that it isn't a job I am either qualified for or willing to do.
Quote by splendid_
Oh give over, I aint going to bleat on.. but these forums have been dead for ages and we have someone who enjoys starting threads. He has also kicked some butt and had his own butt kicked and still kept his humour (good or bad)
Well said Spendid... can we shag him please? Me and thee, one each end? And I'm asking Splendid, not you brucie, you can just be our sexy, stubbly, swarthy, smart, situationally bisexual gimp and like being used until your teeth chatter
Quote by brucie
do i get a say on who stands at which end???
(is there a scared emoticon?)
I'm assuming Splendid will take the rear.. unless you like sucking rubber strap-ons? :rascal:
Not sure yet, I'll get my PA to calll her PA and then she can call your PA with an update.. do we need to use code or shall she just tell your PA we're spitroasting you? :twisted:
Quote by brucie
better just tell her "the eagle has landed".
How about - 'the eagle is on final approach?' You'll know when it's landed, believe me... and I'm gonna post a picture of the look on your face
Splendid's dildos and strap-ons are that big they make the lights dim when she turns them on, how else do you think we'll get your teeth to chatter?
the PA thing works... can we invite the PA's ?
Mine is 60 but going strong.... Although technically I can't do her as it would be frowned upon so I hope that your PA's are younger, more attractive and slimmer because we don't want the bog standard swinger types.
(I am fecking jokin' before people get cheesed off)
Mine is 60 but going strong.... Although technically I can't do her as it would be frowned upon so I hope that your PA's are younger, more attractive and slimmer because we don't want the bog standard swinger types.
(I am fecking jokin' before people get cheesed off)
Quote by brucie
was that you accusing me of directing in a no directing room? i fugured it was someone with an agenda, as the banter between me and sara was so obvious that no one could have taken it seriously. she was wearinga jumper and a furry sleevless hoodie ffs and reading the last line out of context from teh previous 10 minutes banter (includingher tongue in cheeck response) kind of somes you up.
*makes list of people oesnt give a shit about;
1. flower*
Nope ...never said a word !!!
It was all the other people in the room you were pissing off !!
I was just watching.
And I noticed you scarpered very soon after I came into the room
odd, as just before you came in everyone was saying what a tosser you are.(this is as credible as your allegation).
see where this is going? shame to have this thread locked because you seem to be a little jealous. why dont we agree to disagree and block each other (mentally, doesnt need to be technical). deal?
:laughabove:
Quote by brucieAin't that the truth! Just joking.. you gave me that one
im confused.
It was a bad take on gay lingo. Gay men sometimes call male friends 'sisters,' I was trying to be ironic - again, it sounded right in my head. They are both men and they are not gay.. well I don't think they are anyway
You've just re-ignited the silly spark in me (and the thread posting one), that's all.
:P
Quote by flower411Ain't that the truth! Just joking.. you gave me that one
im confused.
It was a bad take on gay lingo. Gay men sometimes call male friends 'sisters,' I was trying to be ironic - again, it sounded right in my head. They are both men and they are not gay.. well I don't think they are anyway
You've just re-ignited the silly spark in me (and the thread posting one)
:P
Did you know it was mr powers that sent me to the chatrooms when I first came in here asking stuff ??
It was bloody ages before I ventured back in here again.
I wonder who sent me here, his name has slipped my tongue :P
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I wonder who sent me here, his name has slipped my tongue :P
Don't worry minx Im sure he will slip you the tongue again soon.
Quote by BIoke
:laughabove:
If you think that's funny, wait until you catch up on the last 24 hours of Forum threads. It's been like a scene from 'whoops there go my politically correct trousers'!
:P
Oh i've been watching...i've found it most entertaining...think there are a few guys on here who feel threatened by Brucie,not myself of course as i considerably far more handsome than he is!
Quote by flower411Ain't that the truth! Just joking.. you gave me that one
im confused.
It was a bad take on gay lingo. Gay men sometimes call male friends 'sisters,' I was trying to be ironic - again, it sounded right in my head. They are both men and they are not gay.. well I don't think they are anyway
You've just re-ignited the silly spark in me (and the thread posting one)
:P
Did you know it was mr powers that sent me to the chatrooms when I first came in here asking stuff ??
It was bloody ages before I ventured back in here again.
did i?
Quote by Mr-Powers
:laughabove:
If you think that's funny, wait until you catch up on the last 24 hours of Forum threads. It's been like a scene from 'whoops there go my politically correct trousers'!
:P
Oh i've been watching...i've found it most entertaining...think there are a few guys on here who feel threatened by Brucie,not myself of course as i considerably far more handsome than he is!
Well of course.. and your cock is bigger too! Monsieur.. with these big cocks you are spoiling us
Quote by flower411Ain't that the truth! Just joking.. you gave me that one
im confused.
It was a bad take on gay lingo. Gay men sometimes call male friends 'sisters,' I was trying to be ironic - again, it sounded right in my head. They are both men and they are not gay.. well I don't think they are anyway
You've just re-ignited the silly spark in me (and the thread posting one)
:P
Did you know it was mr powers that sent me to the chatrooms when I first came in here asking stuff ??
It was bloody ages before I ventured back in here again.
did i?
Aww shit !!
Did I get confused again ??
You weren`t called mr powers then .....have I mixed you up with someone else ??
yes i think your have got me mixed up with someone else...go and have a lie down,you must be exhausted chasing brucie around all day from thread to thread!
Quote by flower411Ain't that the truth! Just joking.. you gave me that one
im confused.
It was a bad take on gay lingo. Gay men sometimes call male friends 'sisters,' I was trying to be ironic - again, it sounded right in my head. They are both men and they are not gay.. well I don't think they are anyway
You've just re-ignited the silly spark in me (and the thread posting one)
:P
Did you know it was mr powers that sent me to the chatrooms when I first came in here asking stuff ??
It was bloody ages before I ventured back in here again.
did i?
Aww shit !!
Did I get confused again ??
You weren`t called mr powers then .....have I mixed you up with someone else ??
yes i think your have got me mixed up with someone else...go and have a lie down,you must be exhausted chasing brucie around all day from thread to thread!
So ...who was Dave then ??? I think it had a number with it too ??
that was me aswell,but i have no memory of ever telling you to go to the chatrooms...i rarely use them!
