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Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW firstname:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
I am crusty toiletfanny smile
Pinky Diaper Chunks.....
Eeeuuuuurrrrrrggghhhh
Snotty Waffle Tushie n chunks :huh:
What is that all about?????
confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
oops sorry Fred tells me I am a Mrs Snotty Waffle Tushie
The bastard!!!
That's great from someone who's called Mr Chim-chim Waffle Tushie
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Pleased to meet you, my name is Snotty Lizard Brains!!!!
oooo Zippy ToiletBuns!!!
has a certain ring to it don't ya think!? :lol2:
<<< changing his profile and registration as we speak! >>>
neil x x x x
Hi all,
Buttercup Gizzard Chunks here :grin: lol
xxxxx
Introducing Mr & Mrs Monkeyfanny redface I am Loopy, my husband Doofus :silly:
Hmmmm...... not sure what to make of this confused
Gidget Cootie Fanny here. Dont think I will be useing it on a regular basis but will check with mrs Flunky Cootie Fanny when I get home. She has always fancied a double barreled surname.
Somehow Stinky Barf-Nose just doesn't have the same ring to it :grin:
Hi there Loopy Poopsie Waffle-Chunks signing in
Mirth
Pinky Pizza-tush rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Good one Mr Toilet-fanny smile
Doofus Pizza Brains
Has a certain ring to it :shock:
boogie gerbil-squirt
confused
think i prefer well busty babe to be honest!!!!!!!!!
"Stinky Hamsterbuns"
Unfortunately, it has a certain ring of truth about it - can't quite put my finger on it though.
Doofus Girdle Fanny, lmao!!!
ah such simple things biggrin
PJ xx
Falafel toilet fanny........ redface
I think I will stick with my own name it has royalty connections.. smile
erm well hello Im squeezit toilet brains :shock:
Dont think ile sign any cheques with that one !!! redface
Lumpy Squirt.... :P
Sounds like a name for a babe magnet....???
Well and again I say Well!
Tim is Falafel Giggle Tush, which admittedly sounds stupid but could be worse, whereas mine sounds gross, Snotty Waffle Fanny, yuk.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
How do you think these things up Mr FC? kiss
booger bananabutt rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sounds like something i've tried doing!! nice thread lol
im fluffy toilet something! there was no N sad well i dditn see one anyway lol! :S
Um.... Booga Banana Head!! rolleyes
oooooeeeeerrrr jas!!!!!!
snotty waffle fanny????
sounds like we need to be friends!!!!!! :lol2:
but daffodil not so sure bout you????? maybe be tempted tho!!!! rotflmao
neil x x x x
neil d'you think you might like my banana butt the hun lol kiss
Buttercup kisser sniffer
Could have been worse phew lol
GRRRRRRRRRRRR mad :x :x :x :x
Mr FC, I am holding you personally responsible for Tim calling me snotty waffle fanny everytime he wants to annoy me, it just sounds sooooooooooo gross.
oprah Girdle-Fanny here
Always wanted a posh double barreled name