Charlie

19 Jan 2005

3....................2....................1.................................. rolleyes

19 Jan 2005

And who said "It can only happen in America"???????
We are as bad as our cousins across the pond lol

:lol:
Dave_Notts

19 Jan 2005

A police spokesperson said they would be "...hounding then to the ends of the earth" until they were apprehended.......
:doh:

19 Jan 2005

I wonder if they realised they were barking up the wrong tree.

19 Jan 2005

An eye witness reported the get-away drive had left the scene early, so the remaining gang members had to 'walkies'!

19 Jan 2005

Do the police have any new 'leads' dunno

19 Jan 2005

They snorted doggedly.
But the police did not find any leads.

19 Jan 2005

Chief Constable Bob Martin said "We will worm them out!"

19 Jan 2005

The police had been boning up on their class A drugs, but say that witnesses saw the gang flea, presumed to be searching for a hair of the dog.

19 Jan 2005

Shouldn't this thread be in the Dogging Forum?

19 Jan 2005

News Flash
Tonight the police are questioning a man they believe may have been involved in a house break-in, where a family pet's cremated remains where mistaken for drugs. The man was arrested this evening following a disturbance in a Yates wine bar, where he was seen rubbing his backside across the wine bar carpet and attempting to lick his own balls.

19 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
News Flash
Tonight the police are questioning a man they believe may have been involved in a house break-in, where a family pet's cremated remains where mistaken for drugs. The man was arrested this evening following a disturbance in a Yates wine bar, where he was seen rubbing his backside across the wine bar carpet and attempting to lick his own balls.

:rotflmao:

19 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
News Flash
Tonight the police are questioning a man they believe may have been involved in a house break-in, where a family pet's cremated remains where mistaken for drugs. The man was arrested this evening following a disturbance in a Yates wine bar, where he was seen rubbing his backside across the wine bar carpet and attempting to lick his own balls.

........ before being beaten almost unconscious after trying to hump one of the security staffs legs.

19 Jan 2005

OMG, this thread is like a bad take-off of Austin Powers! rotflmao

(sorry, couldn`t think of one)
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

This didint come out of the ''sun''

19 Jan 2005

The burglar's dash for freedom was thwarted by a quick-witted police constable. The suspect returned to the scene of the crime carrying the stick that the PC threw after him.

19 Jan 2005

Are we allowed to comment on this ? biggrin

20 Jan 2005

You're all Barking!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

20 Jan 2005

Please don't make me beg you all to stop.
Stay here while I fetch a big stick to hit you all with for being a bad boy

20 Jan 2005

I cant do anything but

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Toooo funny!!

20 Jan 2005

bet they felt a bit ruff when they read the paper while cocking their leg up the newstand

20 Jan 2005

Apparently it all sorted now. Thew say their feeling fine NowwWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO (howl).
lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Jan 2005

All i can say is GROANNNNNNNNNnn rolleyes

20 Jan 2005

A scientific spokeaman has stated
"The police should have no problems apprehnding the criminals as they will be the ones sniffing each others bums, running after cars/buses/cats, and drooling from both sides of the mouth once they have drunk. If all else fails check if they have a cold, wet nose"
lol

:lol:

20 Jan 2005

Quote by SurreyBloke
A scientific spokeaman has stated
"The police should have no problems apprehnding the criminals as they will be the ones sniffing each others bums, running after cars/buses/cats, and drooling from both sides of the mouth once they have drunk. If all else fails check if they have a cold, wet nose"
:lol:

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Sounds like most of the louts round the area I live TBH. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: