Charlotte Church...and the mobile phone!

2 Apr 2005

What really happened ( I reckon)
Saturday Night.....In the clubhouse..........after lots of post match beers
" 'ere Gavin, is it true your shagging Charlotte Church?"
"Sure is... I've got a great picture of her tits on my mobile to prove it...."
" Lets have a copy"
Okay , TXT coming your way....
Sunday AM , sobering up.... " shit, how do I explain the fact that everyone has that photo and its got into the national press????????????"
THINK......................................
" Charlotte,,,, some one has stolen my phone and texted your picture all around the UK babe"
Stolen my arse :mrgreen: rotflmao

2 Apr 2005

Why haven't I seen her tits then? :shock: mad

And are they worth it? confused

2 Apr 2005

so i am the only person not to have received this text then???
i like the way that the picture was supposedly "offered" to the news of the world.. and they apparently decined it to keep her decency... yet run a two page "swingers expose" confused

so any guessed which club they will expose tomorrow...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx

2 Apr 2005

Gotta admit - I've not seen the photo in question either. I know some people are apparently hawking them on ebay for 99p a go - but in these days of photo shop - who's to say they are genuine anyway. By all accounts Ms Church is more annoyed that she is only getting 99p per picture!
Personally - I think it's all just an urban myth/ Publicity stunt.
But - you have to laugh I suppose!

2 Apr 2005

From what I've seen so far, the pics are fake. I think some guy was printing and selling them on ebay lol.
It's about time people left her alone, I bet when most people see her in the papers now, they have no idea why she's famous.

2 Apr 2005

now look! i thought it was a very poor Sunday Mirror type piccie thingie . . . .
the whole 3D, Charlotte Church, Tits Out etc etc thing was just a tabloid Sunday Morning kinda thing, and i'm soooooooo much better than that! no! honest! i am! redface

shite!

n x x x ;)