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Oh my god! just come out of the chat room after being in there all of 5 minutes and feel like ive just run a marathon! Its an absolute madhouse in there. Couldnt keep up for love nor money, how do people do it? My poor eyes are still scrolling now! blink
So anyway, thought I would come into the cafe to calm down a bit, and also to apologise for anyone I ignored in the chat room, it wasnt intentional, just didnt have time to read what anyone else was saying lol
Oops sorry again, waffling on and I havent introduced myself - I'm Misschief and been a bit of a wallflower this past few weeks since finding this site ..... so errr .... Hi smile
Welcome to the Cafe - the other madhouse (slower scrolling, but equally mad)
Hi Misschief
Come in, pull up a chair and relax smile . It does get a bit busy in there and at least this area goes a little slower!
Just tell everyone a bit about yourself, have patience and you will have loads of fun in here. We do!
Any problems, just ask, someone will be able to help you out. Enjoy lol
Mal
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Hiya DJohn and Mal, thank you for that biggrin
Does look fun in here and have been creased up at some of the posts and banter you have between you all :grin:
Hi Misschief and welcome wave :wave: :wave:
I find it too fast in the Chatroom on a quiet night so the last two nights have been hell for me. By the time I've thought of what to say and typed it the moment has been lost mad
Thats why I prefer the slow, relaxed style in here. I started typing this on Friday in anticipation of you joining us lol :lol:
For some reason my ip was banned from the room
Hello Sgt Bilko rotflmao that last line tickled me, you sound like youre probably marginally quicker than I am! As hard as I try, I just can't seem to do fast
Oh dear Davieboy fraid I can't help with that one, only ips I know of are in 'ip ip hurray' dunno
Thats a good one Misschief biggrin
One day it worked the next it dont lol
davieboy were you 'kicked' from the chatroom or did you just try to get in on a day when the java was playing up? If your not too sure then try to get in again. If you were 'kicked' or 'banned' then you bad bad boy :doh: Your ip could be removed from the banned list if you promise to read the rules and stick to em :small-print:
MISSCHIEF welcome to the Forum and the chatroom. Please pop back in and try the chatroom again. It has been getting busy in the evenings recently, about 100 - 120 most evenings now. Consider trying it earlier in the evening if you can hun, when its not so mad rotflmao
Sgt Bilko just don't be so criptic on me :confused2: specially late at night lol
Dawn :silly:
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For some reason my ip was banned from the room

If you're trying to log in there as Davieboy then you will automatically be kicked out I'm afraid. Any nickname containing the words boy, girl or child are not allowed. A sad indictment of the society we live in but that's the way it is.
If you don't use a different nick for the chatroom you'll begin to feel like you're stuck in a revolving door and you'll always end up back outside.
Hi Misschief,i did notice you were having a few problems last can be a daunting at first seeing a screen whizz by at the speed it is a bit quieter at other times of the day.I did try and assist you,but sometimes i feel i could do with and extra set of eyes you need help feel free and give me a shout.
Hi Misschief wave :wave:,
Welcome to the Cafe!! I know what you mean about the chatroom. I am not in there very often myself. I prefer the comfy, cosy fireside atmosphere in here. Pull up a chair, grab a drink and join in the fun.
Hope to see you in here as often as you can manage it.
wave from me too - join in, have a laugh, a debate or a tantrum (but in that order please!!)
lol
wow, thank you, :happy:
You lot really are very nice indeed.
Tongue, I'm so sorry, I did see you but was too slow to see, both, that you were talking to me and what you actually said before you disappeared up and off the screen lol ....... I felt like Liberace sat here at my keyboard.
Glad it did all go so wrong in the chat room tho, gave me the perfect reason to come into the cafe for a sit down and a more sedate hello biggrin
Hi Misschief, I can't cope with the speed-typers in the chat room either, so you're certainly not alone. Stick around here where life is easy and chilled 8)
Hello, good evening and welcome Misschief. As you've noticed they're a lovely and welcoming bunch here, I've not been here for long but everyone's made me feel really at home. Sort of restores one's faith in humanity, this site. And in the power of smutty humour, of course.
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She'll kill me for this!! confused :? :? bolt
OMG
A jurney into the past.. :!: :!:
What will she make of it all confused:
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She'll kill me for this!! confused :? :? bolt

Hehehehe well we can keep bumping it so she cant missy it then Sarg :giggle: :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:but can we watch wink:giggle:
Steph
:twisted: Bumping no longer necessary!
lhk
Kat
Sarge, are you on a mission to find all the mods' first posts?
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Time Warp

Its just a jump to the left, and then a step to the rightttttt
Put your hands on your hipes, and bend you knees in timmmmme
and then the pelvic thrust ........
Think I'd better leave it there before I go totally of on one lol
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Sarge, are you on a mission to find all the mods' first posts?

What - all one of them??? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
lol OK then first post made by each of the mods.
SARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Misschief comes thundering along the SH Mods offices> mad
<Finds Sarges door>

rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
<storms into his office>


:shock: :shock: :shock: confused :roll:
Sarge you bastard!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (and now you've made me swear and my mum'll yell at me if she finds out :x smackbottom )
Well I guess I can't moan about newbies posting about the chatroom now can I eh? evil
I can't believe you've done that!!!! :rotflmao:
Boy, everyone looks so young way back then!! :shock:
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Misschief? Can't be! It is!
Back to boot camp then.....