Chat-up lines

9 Jul 2007

I have just come up with one, yes I know must are charas, but some are fun. So here it is,
"Can I reduce your wrinkles?"
Thank you jaymar, it was all down to you.
Your post I mean redface

I know you do not have wrinkles.

9 Jul 2007

You're mad you are! - don't ever change! lol

Chat up lines? I hate them, absolutely loathe them. I've had a few said to me before and I'm terrible and always laugh. Sorry guys but I cannot take the corny, cliche chat up lines seriously. The worst has to be
"Did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?"
"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I'll make your bed rock"
bolt

I prefer men to be themselves without the slavva :lol:

9 Jul 2007

I've heard loads over the years, some funny, some corny and some guaranteed to get a drink thrown over your favourite shirt, here's the ones I can remember (some I wish I could'nt!) lol.:
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven".
"Get your coat - you've pulled".
(after smashing some ice on the bar)- "that's broken the ice, now what's your name".
"fancy going halfs on a bastard?".
"This face is leaving in ten minutes - be on it".
I cannot for the life of me remember which one I used to "pull" Sassy... but it worked!! rotflmao

Look forward to reading more horrors in this forum!!

9 Jul 2007

Quote by Daihappy
I cannot for the life of me remember which one I used to "pull" Sassy... but it worked!!
Look forward to reading more horrors in this forum!!

I think it was something along the lines of 'well, you want a shag or no?'
rolleyes

whatever he said, it's still working wink

10 Jul 2007

Quote by jaymar
You're mad you are! - don't ever change!
Chat up lines? I hate them, absolutely loathe them. I've had a few said to me before and I'm terrible and always laugh. Sorry guys but I cannot take the corny, cliche chat up lines seriously. The worst has to be
"Did it hurt - when you fell from heaven?"
"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I'll make your bed rock"

I prefer men to be themselves without the slavva :lol:

I know what you are saying, I never use them when I meet a lady, but sometimes a lady I already know... They are a bit of a joke- a game if you like.