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Chat up lines......good and bad
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Sex God
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cus I keep sseeing myself in your knickers
I reckon your dress would look fantastic on my bedroom carpet
How do you like your eggs in the morning, Poached, boiled, fertilized?
I reckon your dress would look fantastic on my bedroom carpet
How do you like your eggs in the morning, Poached, boiled, fertilized?
Sex God
Why do people think there is some kind of 'magic' group of words that will work on a stranger?
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Why do people think there is some kind of 'magic' group of words that will work on a stranger?
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
May as well just open with "Do you come here often". Sometimes something witty is a great conversational opener.
Sexpert
Quote by tweeky
Why do people think there is some kind of 'magic' group of words that will work on a stranger?
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
May as well just open with "Do you come here often". Sometimes something witty is a great conversational opener.
Where is the fun in that Foxy
. Speaking as a bloke that is having spent hours in pub's at times discussing the 'secret code' to a girls heart (poetic license?). I can't think what magic words I used on Kay but they must have been good. Sexpert
On the occasions that Kay has been out with my male friends, this has been the conversation to which everybody has contributed. Thinking back there would have been Kay, myself, also my two friends Ian and Richard.
The Topic Matrix looked like -
1. Football (Kay/Richard)
2. Hi fi (Richard)
3. The exact frequencies and wave lengths that O2/Vodafone/T Mobile work at, and why the coverage for O2 and Vodafone is better ... (Ian/Richard/Me)
4. Mountain bikes (Ian/Me)
5. Cars (Richard/Ian/Me) Kay for the colours.
6. Chat up lines (all)
Just a thought............
The Topic Matrix looked like -
1. Football (Kay/Richard)
2. Hi fi (Richard)
3. The exact frequencies and wave lengths that O2/Vodafone/T Mobile work at, and why the coverage for O2 and Vodafone is better ... (Ian/Richard/Me)
4. Mountain bikes (Ian/Me)
5. Cars (Richard/Ian/Me) Kay for the colours.
6. Chat up lines (all)
Just a thought............
Quote by foxylady2209
Why do people think there is some kind of 'magic' group of words that will work on a stranger?
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
I love witty chatup lines... and I've had some absolutely brilliant ones in the chatrooms. I can never remember them afterwards though!
Warming the Bed
Quote by Lilith
Why do people think there is some kind of 'magic' group of words that will work on a stranger?
What's wrong with "Hi, I'm - - - , this music/place/view is great/awful isn't it?" Or some such conversational thing. It should just be a conversation starter - not a secret code to make the other person comply with your desires.
I love witty chatup lines... and I've had some absolutely brilliant ones in the chatrooms. I can never remember them afterwards though!
Lilipoo they were all from me...... and they al caused ladydamp!!!!
xxx Sex God
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Made u laugh or made you go eurghhh?
"Hey baby, lets talk aircraft carriers"
Warming the Bed
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Lilipoo
Where did that new nickname come from, Hughey....????
the nickname is a sign that i think you're rather lovely and want to make pumpysquelch with you!!! Failing that - one of those blowjobs you described would be better than a smack in the mouth as a consolation prize!!!
