Ok, as a follow on - kinda - from another thread.
There have been threads about the wierdest places you've had sex but I was wondering what is the wierdest place that you've ever been 'chatted up'?
I thought a supermarket a slightly odd place, but Dammie - in his infinate wisdom - has made me see the error of my ways, and I'll now make an effort next time I hit Tesco's.
Maybe wierd place isn't the best description - maybe I mean inappropriate - or maybe inopportune.
Ok it's clear I don't know what I mean, I'm sure someone will come along and make it more obvious - or hi-jack - whichever.
H.x
Please feel free to correct my spelling, the heat brings out my dislexia and I can't find my dictionary
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I'd have to say at the hospital.
It was some years ago and my brother had been hit by a car and fractured his skull.
His grlfirend stayed with him whilst I was in the waiting room keeping a look out for my parents who were en route.
This guy started talking to me, asking what I was doing there. After I explained he says "Do fancy coming for a drink over the road with me while you wait?"
Ermm.. no
It was some years ago and my brother had been hit by a car and fractured his skull.
His grlfirend stayed with him whilst I was in the waiting room keeping a look out for my parents who were en route.
This guy started talking to me, asking what I was doing there. After I explained he says "Do fancy coming for a drink over the road with me while you wait?"
Ermm.. no
iIremember being on a bus once, when this guy got on and sat behind me, he didnt sit right back on his seat , he was sorted leant forward, i could feel his presence right behind me, any way after about 5 mins , he got up and sat next to me, and said , for the whole bus to hear, fancy coming for a drink with me, everyone on the bus looked at me 
I just muttered a no thank you, and he got up and got off the next stop 
Lindaxxx
I just muttered a no thank you, and he got up and got off the next stop Lindaxxx
I was once parked on the M25, relaxing, enjoying the sunshine, as you do on the M25 in summer.
There I was eating an orange, I looked over at the car in the next lane and a woman smiled at me. She asked for a segment of my orange, which I exchanged for a melted kit-kat finger.
We exchanged pleasantries for the next mile or so until the traffic cleared and we went our seperate ways.
it was only afterwards I thought, why the hell did I not ask for a telephone number :doh:
There I was eating an orange, I looked over at the car in the next lane and a woman smiled at me. She asked for a segment of my orange, which I exchanged for a melted kit-kat finger.
We exchanged pleasantries for the next mile or so until the traffic cleared and we went our seperate ways.
it was only afterwards I thought, why the hell did I not ask for a telephone number :doh:
I've been chatted up by a telesales canvasser - who was suposed to be trying to sell me a kitchen........about 1 min into his call he abandoned his script and spent the next ten mins trying to chat me up.
I've also been chatted up by a local taxi firms dispatcher when trying to book a taxi at 4am....he spent about ten mins trying to persuade me to walk the 5 mins to the rank so he could see me, instead of getting picked up from the house :shock:
Les x
I've also been chatted up by a local taxi firms dispatcher when trying to book a taxi at 4am....he spent about ten mins trying to persuade me to walk the 5 mins to the rank so he could see me, instead of getting picked up from the house :shock:
Les x
I was chatted up in Tesco by a rather nice young cashier but it was more to do with the t shirt I was wearing which said 'Boyfriend wanted. Must be sexy, charming, handsome, funny, rich, honest, genuine,gorgeous. Must have own car, house and credit card'
I doubt it was my outstanding beauty and charm that got his attention :dry:
I doubt it was my outstanding beauty and charm that got his attention :dry:
i was on the operating table in a hospital in brighton...my belly button piercing had snapped and was lost inside me and the doctor was cutting it open to get it out.... and when the nurse left a moment he started chatting me up... telling me what a gorgeous stomach i had... i didnt know how to react at all... i was in pain and in shock that he was chatting me up.
shame really looking back on it. he was very nice...
shame really looking back on it. he was very nice...
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i was on the operating table in a hospital in brighton...my belly button piercing had snapped and was lost inside me and the doctor was cutting it open to get it out....quote]so did he give you er a ring
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i was on the operating table in a hospital in brighton...my belly button piercing had snapped and was lost inside me and the doctor was cutting it open to get it out.... and when the nurse left a moment he started chatting me up... telling me what a gorgeous stomach i had... i didnt know how to react at all... i was in pain and in shock that he was chatting me up.
shame really looking back on it. he was very nice...
I find that a tad uncomfortable
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i was on the operating table in a hospital in brighton...my belly button piercing had snapped and was lost inside me and the doctor was cutting it open to get it out.... and when the nurse left a moment he started chatting me up... telling me what a gorgeous stomach i had... i didnt know how to react at all... i was in pain and in shock that he was chatting me up.
shame really looking back on it. he was very nice...
I find that a tad uncomfortable
Same here. It's inccredible the situations people will use.
Quote by PoloLady
i was on the operating table in a hospital in brighton...my belly button piercing had snapped and was lost inside me and the doctor was cutting it open to get it out.... and when the nurse left a moment he started chatting me up... telling me what a gorgeous stomach i had... i didnt know how to react at all... i was in pain and in shock that he was chatting me up.
shame really looking back on it. he was very nice...
I find that a tad uncomfortable
yes... it was i suppose... but i have had a few odd medical situations... im just too trusting of doctors! i was in hospital for a week a long time ago...and yeah, i was pretty young and very fit at the time...so had the young doctor listen to my heart but required me to take my bra off...which was odd because the older doctor who did it not long after told me there was no need when i went to take my bra off.... and the same day i had a visit from two very young doctors requiring me to get undressed and gave me an anal exam... and chatted away in the process...now that i found extremely uncomfortable.
not exactly chatted up but definately inappropriate!
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H.x
indeed... im sure that was my facial expression at the time too.
i really did get the feeling that these young doctors had been out of order but i was young and on my own and i just didnt know what to say... and of course you always doubt yourself too... i mean you just trust that it's a hospital and they are there to help you.
it's the white coats... gives them that air of authority which you sort of don't question sometimes... and not at that age either.
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.... and the same day i had a visit from two very young doctors requiring me to get undressed and gave me an anal exam... and chatted away in the process...now that i found extremely uncomfortable.
not exactly chatted up but definately inappropriate!
A similar thing happened to me when I was having a smear test. Legs in stirups, speculum inserted, consultant in the middle of smear........when (as I had already told him my occupation) he paused what he was doing to launch into a full discussion about the difference in policies regarding herpes testing between the different health authorities in the region :shock: .....er time and place!
Les x
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iIremember being on a bus once, when this guy got on and sat behind me, he didnt sit right back on his seat , he was sorted leant forward, i could feel his presence right behind me, any way after about 5 mins , he got up and sat next to me, and said , for the whole bus to hear, fancy coming for a drink with me, everyone on the bus looked at me
Lindaxxx
I got 'chatted up' in the car park of an A&E. I had perforated my ear drum whilst in band rehearsals and was waiting in A&E to get some treatment but I had to go outside because the slightest noise was SO painful.
I was pacing around outside minding my own business and I was approached by a woman (I probably looked more 'gay' back then) who must have been 45 and I was only 20 at the time, and just blatantly asked me if I was looking for a little excitement! :shock:
I was pacing around outside minding my own business and I was approached by a woman (I probably looked more 'gay' back then) who must have been 45 and I was only 20 at the time, and just blatantly asked me if I was looking for a little excitement! :shock:
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iIremember being on a bus once, when this guy got on and sat behind me, he didnt sit right back on his seat , he was sorted leant forward, i could feel his presence right behind me, any way after about 5 mins , he got up and sat next to me, and said , for the whole bus to hear, fancy coming for a drink with me, everyone on the bus looked at me
Lindaxxx
Oooo i'm i being chatted up?
Lindaxxx
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iIremember being on a bus once, when this guy got on and sat behind me, he didnt sit right back on his seat , he was sorted leant forward, i could feel his presence right behind me, any way after about 5 mins , he got up and sat next to me, and said , for the whole bus to hear, fancy coming for a drink with me, everyone on the bus looked at me
Lindaxxx
Oooo i'm i being chatted up?
Lindaxxx
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do u like black dick
Is that what you get when you cross black pudding and spotted dick?
I'd love to see Nigella try THAT one ! :shock:It sounds like a pirate nickname to me :dunno: wish I chose that for my screen name :shock:
Capt Black Dick.... :giggle:
Can see a few laydeeez walking my plank...
Hmmm... OK.. OK... OK!!!!
I'm leaving
