Chat-ups for swingers?

12 Jul 2010

You know what it's like: you're out there in Vanilla World when you spot someone you'd like to introduce to the swinging fold. :twisted:
If you're like me you can never think of something to say to broach the subject and gauge their interest. These are the best I can come up with:
"Get yer coat... my wife really fancies you!"
"Do you like daisy chains?"
I know... they're a bit rolleyes

so, the challenge for those of you with the gift of the gab is to share your little gems with us poor saps so we can get the world swinging! ;-)
Maybe we could get the really good ones printed on T-shirts! :giggle:

12 Jul 2010

Quote by Cubes
share your little gems with us poor saps so we can get the world swinging! ;-)

Wayhay! :rascal:
Enough of the little gem lovin' to go around. Form an orderly queue that way <<<--- please and no pushing... yet! I'm picky, this could take some time. :rascal:
Hehehe
LG. x kiss

Stud muffin magnet of the year! ;)

13 Jul 2010

OOOOOOOOO T shirts....here's a few ideas.....

14 Jul 2010

I thought the title of the thread read Chat ops for swingers and I was going to say NO WAY THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING! Imagine my relief on re reading and discovering it was chat ups ....Phew
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16 Jul 2010

Always get the woman to do the talking, if you go up to another woman or man as a male and suggest it then they are going to just think PERVE! However women have subtle charms that can lead it from one thing to another! (Mainly breasts) but they do some good talking as well!

16 Jul 2010

Quote by Jawnathan
Always get the woman to do the talking, if you go up to another woman or man as a male and suggest it then they are going to just think PERVE! However women have subtle charms that can lead it from one thing to another! (Mainly breasts) but they do some good talking as well!

Actually, this is true :thumbup:
I've known many a 'straight' bloke do exactly what a lady tell him to... lol

I find the direct approach usually works in the right situation - for example:
"Can I suck your cock while your wife/girlfriend (delete as appropriate) licks my arse?"
...or, in case you are on the beach in Benidorm:
"¿Puedo chupar la polla mientras su esposa / novia (táchese lo que proceda) lame el culo?"
... or, maybe on the late night Chunnel to Paris:
"Puis-je vous sucer le robinet pendant que votre femme / copine (biffer la mention inutile) lèche mon cul?"
... or, even on a trek through the Black Forest:
"Kann ich deinen Schwanz lutschen, während Ihre Frau / Freundin (nicht Zutreffendes streichen) leckt mich am Arsch?"
I'd be careful of using it at Rugby matches though :rascal:
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16 Jul 2010

Bioke, are you like the EU rep for Swingers and Deviants or summat?!
rotflmao

16 Jul 2010

Quote by noladreams
Bioke, are you like the EU rep for Swingers and Deviants or summat?!

I can be anything you want me to be sweetheart! ;-)
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16 Jul 2010

Quote by BIoke
Bioke, are you like the EU rep for Swingers and Deviants or summat?!

I can be anything you want me to be sweetheart! ;-)
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Or Posso essere qualche cosa che lo vogliate essere, innamorato
When in Rome, and all that... wink