I have been reading all of the recent threads about getting in to the Chatroom. Some people moan that it is too hard to get in and others need concise advice. All requestors have been helped and that shows that the spirit here on SH runs deep..
I do have a dilemma though... I am concerned that, because I have digested all these threads in great detail, that I might accidently go into the Chatroom. Now, you must realise that I don't want to go into the Chatroom, not now, not ever, never. I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!! Please don't make me go in the Chatroom!!
So, any advice as to how not to get sucked into the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Thankyou for reading.. Have a nice day
Paul
(obviously a little bored this morning)
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Chatroom advice ... again
Sex God
Fun 365 spake thus:
But haven't you realised that this forum is also a time warp where even more are trapped....you will never escape.....
mike.
I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!!
But haven't you realised that this forum is also a time warp where even more are trapped....you will never escape.....
mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
Fun 365 spake thus: I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!!
But haven't you realised that this forum is also a time warp where even more are trapped....you will never escape.....
mike.
I only switched on to book some tickets on Easyjet, and I'm still here.
The chatroom is a very dangerous and fast place, it should not be entered if your are prone to eyeball scrolling, as it will be made a whole lot worse.
It is like a minefield with lots of traps called 'advice'. Be careful :uhoh:
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It is like a minefield with lots of traps called 'advice'. Be careful :uhoh:
Warm, fuzzy, innocent link with lots of hugs, chocolate and nice things
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Fun 365 spake thus: I believe that once you enter - you are trapped in some sort of time warp, and can never leave..
I want to stay in the Forum!!!
But haven't you realised that this forum is also a time warp where even more are trapped....you will never escape.....
mike.
Welcome to the Hotel California:
You can check out any time you like, but...
Sex God
.... you can never leave.....
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Sex God
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Sex God
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So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame*
~Reese!
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What's worse Paul is that you might get sucked into the Beta Text Chatroom. There's peeps in there that have been trapped for years down that black hole! :uhoh: It's like something out of a David Lynch movie! :scared:
I know LC first place I ever went into very very funny in there in a gothic sort of way. Maybe we should all go in there one night just for a laugh eh?????????????
Capital idea Corrie! Perhaps we should arrange to storm the place one night and cause a riot! Won't know what's hit em! Give it a good cleanout while we're down there too! Get rid of some of the cobwebs!
Mark said he was going to revamp the Beta Text Chatroom or something. Don't know if he got round to it. Probably got flashing lights and a disco in there now. Hope not! I quite like it's sepulchral atmos! Gothic indeed! I've said this before, it rather reminds me of certain goth clubs I've visited. Cool!
Sex God
WOW! I just wnet in the Beta chat room.... last time I went there I was too scared to go through the door, but I did this time, and.................... there was no-one there 
. Thus, I had to talk to myself for a while.....................
I'm going slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllightly maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :shock:
. Thus, I had to talk to myself for a while..................... I'm going slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllightly maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :shock:
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What's worse Paul is that you might get sucked into the Beta Text Chatroom. There's peeps in there that have been trapped for years down that black hole! :uhoh: It's like something out of a David Lynch movie! :scared:
No - it's something much, much worse.
I can't continue with this post 'cos I won't sleep tonight thinking about that place of the damned.
Sex God
paul, as one of the few to escape it's evil clutches, seeking refuge in the forum, i think i have particular insight into all things chatroomy!
why do ya think the ops have made it so difficult to get in there? how many threads bemoaning a lack of access??? there can be no accidentally finding yaself in there, so you can have no legal recourse should you discover you stop eating, drinking, attending to bodily functions, socialising (( for real, in the flesh kinda socialising that is! )) having sex that doesn't involve webcams and that cyber sort of sex (((
never quite got it??? it's like a wank eh???? 
))) spending all your waking moments in there, and all your . . . erm . . . non-waking moments dreaming of being in there, with multi-coloured text flashing past on the inside of your eyelids! t'is an addictive place indeed!
why do you think the regs don't talk to newbies??? out of some exclusive, cliquey kinda attitude thingie??? nooooooo . . . t'is cos they KNOW, and hope to spare other poor misguided fools from suffering their fate! anytime of day or night, you'll see the same names . . . . . every hour of every day!!!!!! t'is very very scary, but at least when you question the 16 hour stint you just put in, you can ask the others who just put in an even longer stint for advice! it's like the source of an addiction, and an addict's support group, all in one convenient location!
i wouldn't recommend a visit till about mid-august anyways! school's out ya know! :lol:
actually, it's bin a while . . . . . . . i may be some time . . . . . . .
neil x x x x x x ;-)
why do ya think the ops have made it so difficult to get in there? how many threads bemoaning a lack of access??? there can be no accidentally finding yaself in there, so you can have no legal recourse should you discover you stop eating, drinking, attending to bodily functions, socialising (( for real, in the flesh kinda socialising that is! )) having sex that doesn't involve webcams and that cyber sort of sex (((
never quite got it??? it's like a wank eh???? ))) spending all your waking moments in there, and all your . . . erm . . . non-waking moments dreaming of being in there, with multi-coloured text flashing past on the inside of your eyelids! t'is an addictive place indeed!why do you think the regs don't talk to newbies??? out of some exclusive, cliquey kinda attitude thingie??? nooooooo . . . t'is cos they KNOW, and hope to spare other poor misguided fools from suffering their fate! anytime of day or night, you'll see the same names . . . . . every hour of every day!!!!!! t'is very very scary, but at least when you question the 16 hour stint you just put in, you can ask the others who just put in an even longer stint for advice! it's like the source of an addiction, and an addict's support group, all in one convenient location!
i wouldn't recommend a visit till about mid-august anyways! school's out ya know! :lol:
actually, it's bin a while . . . . . . . i may be some time . . . . . . .
neil x x x x x x ;-)
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WOW! I just wnet in the Beta chat room.... last time I went there I was too scared to go through the door, but I did this time, and.................... there was no-one there
I'm going slllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllightly maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad :shock:
Oh there's peeps in there all right! They're just bound and gagged and rotting away in a dark corner somewhere. They don't even have names anymore because they have forgot them.
If one is not careful one might just bump into "the Black Darlek" and stub your toe on his shell. He has a hard outer-casing but is soft inside though he dosen't suffer fools gladly. If one happens to annoy him he'll prod you along with his sink plunger arm and escort you from the site, shouting "exterminate, exterminate!"
Our Leader!
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I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger.
I know it's old, but just in case there's someone who hasn't seen it: something like this?
Make sure you read the FAQ section.
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Or one of these
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So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame*
~Reese!
Reese; Have you been taking lessons from The Sarge on editing other peoples posts?.... Hmm, hmmm... well have you
Have a nice day
Paul
Quote by Fun365
So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame*
~Reese!
Reese; Have you been taking lessons from The Sarge on eating other peoples toast?....Hmm, hmmm... well have you
Have a nice day
Paul
He's gone mad!! :silly: :silly:
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So, any advice as to how to get sucked in the Chatroom would be gratefully received..
Paul~
I believe this requires some manner of USB-interfaced peripherals which provide interactive, localized vibrotactile stimulation based upon special IRC commands issued by your distant obliger. :mrgreen:
Note to self: Editing quotes from others' posts is evil - EVIL I tell you! *hangs head in shame*
~Reese!
Reese; Have you been taking lessons from The Sarge on eating other peoples toast?....Hmm, hmmm... well have you
Have a nice day
Paul
He's gone mad!! :silly: :silly:
Bloody hell Sarge.. Don't do this to me when I have a mouthfull of wine!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You couldn't resist could you Corrie! 
What music were they playing then - Joy Division, Sisters or Mercy, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave and the Badseeds? That soundsystem is a bit ropey though! Speakers are blown I think! Wonder if Mark will install a new PA system when he gets around to revamping the place.
LC
What music were they playing then - Joy Division, Sisters or Mercy, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave and the Badseeds? That soundsystem is a bit ropey though! Speakers are blown I think! Wonder if Mark will install a new PA system when he gets around to revamping the place.
LC
