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Quote by GenHertsCpl
I now make sure that i move all me pics directly to me ipod from digital camera makes it a lot less problematic....
oh by the way mrs genherts... u look nice as a cow girl ;)
MikeC

Thanks Mike lol Im also learning to Lassoe! wink
make sure that rope is kept away from me ;)
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
oh by the way mrs genherts... u look nice as a cow girl ;)

I'll second that, nice picture! biggrin
Quote by chris86
oh by the way mrs genherts... u look nice as a cow girl ;)

I'll second that, nice picture! biggrin
Mrs Gen Herts is also a loverly sweet person as well smile and good laugh in real life :)
MikeC
p.s mrs gen herts where is my cheque/ i will accpet payment in kind
Quote by MikeC
oh by the way mrs genherts... u look nice as a cow girl ;)

I'll second that, nice picture! biggrin
Mrs Gen Herts is also a loverly sweet person as well smile and good laugh in real life :)
MikeC
p.s mrs gen herts where is my cheque/ i will accpet payment in kind
Lol thanks for the compliment, dont get too many of them :shock: Payment, yeah right!
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Lol thanks for the compliment, dont get too many of them :shock: Payment, yeah right!

I find that very hard to believe :shock:
lol it was worth a try ......
MikeC
have you tried the profession adult photo developers in the back of contact magazine might be worth a try
Our old computer was completely knackered and we didn't know how to fix it so we asked my brother (who is really good with computer fixing rolleyes ) to have a look at it for us.
It was a last resort cause we really didn't want to have to spend a fortune and buy a new one but what do you do when your computer is full of naughty pics and references to SH etc, etc but its so broken you can't get in to remove said items dunno
Well the Laird just said to him, "remember that anything you find of a sensitive issue.......your sister and I are adults after all so please ignore it" redface surprisedops:

(he's never mentioned it yet)
Fee
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Quote by rob_oxford
have you tried the profession adult photo developers in the back of contact magazine might be worth a try

Lol I didnt want to print out and naughty pics!! Bad enough hiding them when on pc or disks!
Anyway, went back to Boots (and on 4th visit back to store.....long story inc. helping out at a RTA) I managed to get the pics I wanted! :bounce:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
just like to add i have my very own dark room if you want your not to be taken to boots pics developed wink
it has a double use too after being shown how to to knots by that naughty leicester couple :P

Ohhhhh but were the quite little angels that just sit in the background :wink: lol
Nice to see you experimenting :lol:
Shaz x
oi you get back down the convent - you are really a nun arn't you ????
and who the hell is that hot chick in the cowboy outfit WOW i said WOW :lol:
any more of them you can pm them direct to me, laptop nearly ended up on the dogs head !!!
Quote by Calista
Thankfully I shot a look to Morbius that he recognised and immediately said .. ooooh I think I've moved them, pass us the pc and it worked redface

I so know that look lol My wife gives it to me all the time rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by 34fun
and who the hell is that hot chick in the cowboy outfit WOW i said WOW lol
any more of them you can pm them direct to me, laptop nearly ended up on the dogs head !!!

PMSL, poor dogs! rolleyes
Thanks for calling me a hot chick!! redface Your massaging my ego lovely here.....carry on! wink Wouldnt have been te same in Boots thou :shock:
BTW, cant believe ive been talking about my smutty pics and Morbius hasnt stuck his nose in...........is he sickening for something??? :wink:
im really shy and modest...honest...!
i guess more pics - it might be reverse phsychology...
say nothing so you add more.
Quote by 34fun
i guess more pics - it might be reverse phsychology...
say nothing so you add more.

Nah, you dont know Morbius! He just comes out and asks me! :twisted: kiss
Quote by GenHertsCpl
i guess more pics - it might be reverse phsychology...
say nothing so you add more.

Nah, you dont know Morbius! He just comes out and asks me! :twisted: kiss
Someone called???
Now now MrsGHC you can't go around teasing the good folks of this site with those kind of pictures.... what they want to see are your other photos... like this :-
MrsGHC's camel toe.

bolt
Jesus Morbs! You had me worried then, wondered what the hell you were posting until i scrolled down!
smackbottom :kick:
Bugger!!
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Jesus Morbs! You had me worried then, wondered what the hell you were posting until i scrolled down!
smackbottom :kick:
Bugger!!

What?????????
Did i post the wrong ones?????
Oh yeah, i ment to post these:-
Your tits

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well 'my' shaved pussy shot hasn't come up, but that last pic is rather scary! Bet he didnt want that one showing at Boots!! lol
that is the worst cure for sunburn i have ever seen !
what an earth were the bananas for ?
Quote by AndyWolves
Nice thread!
Used to see plenty of this when I worked in a camera shop!
Basically, when you "delete" a file, it doesnt delete it at all - it just compresses it massively. If you take loads of shots, you'll sometimes notice that the card doesnt seem to hold as many pics as you thought it did.
Quite often, we'd get a very ordinary looking man/woman in with a memory card where they'd lost a shot because they'd "deleted" it, and needed help. We had image recovery software (bit like the one at Boots) that enabled us to view the compressed files...usually ended up with us realising that the ordinary customer was in fact a bit wild!
Best thing to do when you clear your images is to format the card using the setting on the camera - BUT DO IT MORE THAN ONCE. This wipes the compressed files, and spares your dignity if you need to hand over the card to a store for printing.

thanks for the st8 to the camara and formated the card 4 times(just to b safe) wink kiss to andy
coward - what do you have to hide !!!!
Quote by Calista
We keep all ours on the laptop and aren't very discreet about it until the other night when I was trying to show my in-laws our holiday pics and realised if I opened up a directory then the default was slideshow and to get too where I wanted was via the kinky pics directory .... I was sitting directly between the in-laws at that point .....
Thankfully I shot a look to Morbius that he recognised and immediately said .. ooooh I think I've moved them, pass us the pc and it worked redface
He so needs to sort out the laptop file management!
C x

My embarrasing moment was similar to this. I am part of a group of amy photogs and we meet every Monday to show and talk about photogrpahy. I am the only one that brings a lappy and that day I had been talking to a very nice lady online. She lives in america and emailed me some nude pictures of herself. So that Monday night I am showing some stunning pictures of the Lakes and swiitched directories to show some Scottish Glens. And there she was projected on the screen in all her nakedness. I closed it quick but they all spotted her I had a right red face. surprisedops: :oops:
there would have been nothing hiding if i'd had the card printed redface
Quote by oralgift
fab cow girl pic mmmmmm thanks

totaly agree 69position
Quote by lynni133
there would have been nothing hiding if i'd had the card printed redface fab cow girl pic mmmmmm thanks

totaly agree 69position
Thank you! kiss
But thank you Andy for the tip too, not more embarrassing moments!
i wish you would change the name of this post - every time i log on i look in thinking some hot babe in a cowboy suit has posted more pics lol
Quote by 34fun
i wish you would change the name of this post - every time i log on i look in thinking some hot babe in a cowboy suit has posted more pics lol

rolleyes I think you'll find that its called wishful thinking :twisted:
( I check this thread about every 5 minutes for more pink cowgirl pics hump )
How about this one!
it was the mid eighties just got a nice new nikon 35mm camera, thought we might try it out around the house, all with a dodgy permed hair do! looked good at the time! in the bath on the stairs.........NOW how to get them printed, so, not really thinking what we had taken, we thought they were all more or less "glamour" type. so off they go in the post to a developer! waiting for them to turn up was part of the frill using 35 mm.(really miss that wait for them to pop on the mat, it was part of the frill)
10 days go by, are they lost in the post? thats when we get a letter saying if you would like to pick up your photos as they cannot be posted !!!!!!
luckily it was only 10 miles up the road, a big multi developer, with a nice new building, asked the receptionist, showing her the bit of paper, gave me a funny look and told me to go to the second floor, that was a walk of shame with my head held high along this glass corridor and everyone in the offices looking out at me, eventually to the end of it and knock on this door where a really nice woman explained that this company really didn't want our buisness and please do not send any more of this "type of photos".
when I got outside and we opened them up,sitting in the car park, there was a big sticky lable stuck over my erection that was being serviced by my wifes mouth...........oppps after that we sent them off to scotland
Lol well that woman didnt want 'business like yours', but I bet it perked up the developers day no end, i mean, what a boring monotonous job!! :giggle: At least mine didnt get seen!! rolleyes
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Lol well that woman didnt want 'business like yours', but I bet it perked up the developers day no end, i mean, what a boring monotonous job!! :giggle: At least mine didnt get seen!! rolleyes

Can soon sort that out ;)
Whats it worth to keep the big collection of pics i have of you secret??? :twisted::twisted: