Sexlightened
Well, I love the cow-girl pic so if you have any more Morbius I'm sure lots of us would like to see them
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Orgasminator
Quote by triptix
Well, I love the cow-girl pic so if you have any more Morbius I'm sure lots of us would like to see them
I'm sure you would.......................but....................
I know just how good MrsGHC is at cummin forward with alternative payments so i'll wait to see what she has to offer first :twisted:
Sex God
I turn my bloody back for 5 minutes and your up to mischief..... 
Id re-think the payments if i were you and start wondering what pics ive got of you, esp ones Calista sent to my phone from hers! :twisted: :evil2:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Id re-think the payments if i were you and start wondering what pics ive got of you, esp ones Calista sent to my phone from hers! :twisted: :evil2:
Don't bloody drag me into it woman :giggle:
:roll:
C x
Just do as your told woman, and send me some more!! :evil2:
Orgasminator
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Morbius
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
EErrrr may I point out, that most guys in here would be enjoying that...not whinging about it!!!
Shall we move along and find another fella Calista????
:twisted: Orgasminator
Quote by GenHertsCpl
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
EErrrr may I point out, that most guys in here would be enjoying that...not whinging about it!!!
Shall we move along and find another fella Calista????
:twisted:Hey!! in a 2 onto one in a bed situation... Bring it on!!
But not when its a two with handbags flying.... no sireee bob!
Mod
Quote by GenHertsCpl
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
EErrrr may I point out, that most guys in here would be enjoying that...not whinging about it!!!
Shall we move along and find another fella Calista????
:twisted:Yoo Hoo!!
Over here, ladies!!! :rose: :rose:
Mal :wink:
Orgasminator
Quote by Mal
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!
EErrrr may I point out, that most guys in here would be enjoying that...not whinging about it!!!
Shall we move along and find another fella Calista????
:twisted:Yoo Hoo!!
Over here, ladies!!! :rose: :rose:
Mal :wink:
Bloody creap.
Turncoat.
Traitor.
Pityful excuse for MANkind.
Judas.
:flipa: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: 
Mod
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!!
Mal
Mal
Sex God
Quote by Mal
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!!
Mal
AAwww such a martyr to his hobby
The man has to be admired! :wink: 
Warming the Bed
On a similar note, A few years ago a work collegue mentioned that he had bought a new VCR but was having trouble tuning it to the new channel 5, I offered to fix it for him and turned up one late afternoon, his wife knew i was coming and let me in to the living room and left me to it. It took a couple of minutes to fix and to make sure it was all OK i put in the first video tape to hand to check i had all the settngs right.
The video started with a shot of a womans black stockings legs, the camera panned up over tiny panties, lacy bra and up to the womans face, his wife who i had just met! I spent the next 5 minutes watching a porn vid they had made and not wanting to get caught switched it all off, put the tape back where i had found it and went into the kitchen to tell the woman i had fixed the problem and was leaving
She was very red faced and over a cup of tea told me that told me she knew it was working, because a little while ago, as she was fed up with missing bits of video films by going to make cups of tea, her husband had wired the small portable TV in the kitchen to the one in the living room so that both TVs showed whatever video was playing in the VCR i had fixed, One thing led to another, hubby came home and i staggered home 4 hours later having spent one of the best nights of my life!
The video started with a shot of a womans black stockings legs, the camera panned up over tiny panties, lacy bra and up to the womans face, his wife who i had just met! I spent the next 5 minutes watching a porn vid they had made and not wanting to get caught switched it all off, put the tape back where i had found it and went into the kitchen to tell the woman i had fixed the problem and was leaving
She was very red faced and over a cup of tea told me that told me she knew it was working, because a little while ago, as she was fed up with missing bits of video films by going to make cups of tea, her husband had wired the small portable TV in the kitchen to the one in the living room so that both TVs showed whatever video was playing in the VCR i had fixed, One thing led to another, hubby came home and i staggered home 4 hours later having spent one of the best nights of my life!
Sex God
Quote by GenHertsCpl
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!!
Mal
AAwww such a martyr to his hobby
The man has to be admired! :wink:Can I join in, please?
Sexlightened
Quote by sexyluke
On a similar note, A few years ago a work collegue mentioned that he had bought a new VCR but was having trouble tuning it to the new channel 5, I offered to fix it for him and turned up one late afternoon, his wife knew i was coming and let me in to the living room and left me to it. It took a couple of minutes to fix and to make sure it was all OK i put in the first video tape to hand to check i had all the settngs right.
The video started with a shot of a womans black stockings legs, the camera panned up over tiny panties, lacy bra and up to the womans face, his wife who i had just met! I spent the next 5 minutes watching a porn vid they had made and not wanting to get caught switched it all off, put the tape back where i had found it and went into the kitchen to tell the woman i had fixed the problem and was leaving
She was very red faced and over a cup of tea told me that told me she knew it was working, because a little while ago, as she was fed up with missing bits of video films by going to make cups of tea, her husband had wired the small portable TV in the kitchen to the one in the living room so that both TVs showed whatever video was playing in the VCR i had fixed, One thing led to another, hubby came home and i staggered home 4 hours later having spent one of the best nights of my life!
Who's a lucky boy then! did the camera come back out?
Warming the Bed
No it was in the days when I was young and innocent!!! 
We have a computer ( laptop, xp2002 all the bells & whistles) with three shared user accounts, all with separate log-ins and passwords. Imagine our horror when our daughter started to print out her homework and lo and behold our SH advert started coming out of the printer!!. We were under the impression that all adverts were stored within the SH website???? Luckily (and thats an understatement) I was standing next to the printer at the time and immediately recognised the SH logo at the top and was able to hit the cancel button like lightning. However the ad title - Reading couple looking for fun - and the ad no was already through.
Just how this has happened, from SH website through our user account, into my daughters user account and then out from the printer is a total mystery to us. As you can imagine we are now extremely nervous to use this site any longer, and would be very grateful if anybody out there could explain how this happened??? And how can we avoid it ever happening again (apart from buying an additional PC).
On the very kind advice of Jagbrum (thanks again) we cleared cookies, history and basically deleted everything we were able to within cookies, and set delete cookies to daily clearance.
Has anyone else experienced anything like this?? It appears that we and GenHertsCpl have had a very lucky escape.
Just how this has happened, from SH website through our user account, into my daughters user account and then out from the printer is a total mystery to us. As you can imagine we are now extremely nervous to use this site any longer, and would be very grateful if anybody out there could explain how this happened??? And how can we avoid it ever happening again (apart from buying an additional PC).
On the very kind advice of Jagbrum (thanks again) we cleared cookies, history and basically deleted everything we were able to within cookies, and set delete cookies to daily clearance.
Has anyone else experienced anything like this?? It appears that we and GenHertsCpl have had a very lucky escape.
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!!
Mal
AAwww such a martyr to his hobby
The man has to be admired! :wink:Can I join in, please?
Of course!! :twisted:
Some funny stories in here, making me chuckle!
BTW, I went to re-format the card in the camera, but couldnt work out how to do it? Anyone help me on this?
Sexlightened
Quote by two4u
We have a computer ( laptop, xp2002 all the bells & whistles) with three shared user accounts, all with separate log-ins and passwords. Imagine our horror when our daughter started to print out her homework and lo and behold our SH advert started coming out of the printer!!. We were under the impression that all adverts were stored within the SH website???? Luckily (and thats an understatement) I was standing next to the printer at the time and immediately recognised the SH logo at the top and was able to hit the cancel button like lightning. However the ad title - Reading couple looking for fun - and the ad no was already through.
Just how this has happened, from SH website through our user account, into my daughters user account and then out from the printer is a total mystery to us. As you can imagine we are now extremely nervous to use this site any longer, and would be very grateful if anybody out there could explain how this happened??? And how can we avoid it ever happening again (apart from buying an additional PC).
On the very kind advice of Jagbrum (thanks again) we cleared cookies, history and basically deleted everything we were able to within cookies, and set delete cookies to daily clearance.
Has anyone else experienced anything like this?? It appears that we and GenHertsCpl have had a very lucky escape.
we have made our user account private so that it and it's contents can't be accessed outside of the account.
click on 'start' then 'help and surport' type in "access private" in the search box and a topic will come up, to guide you through
Quote by GenHertsCplIll be happy to print them for you
Well.........im annoyed but relieved! Just popped over to Boots to print off some pics off my memory stick using the Self Serve Machine, and yes i had checked the stick for any dodgy ones!
Well up came the two I wanted to print off, i faffed around trying to get a 6x8 instead of a 4x6 without cropping any of the pic off......well i couldnt do it
THEN I noticed there were OTHER pics now showing, luckily just me at a meal in 2003, of friends at a birthday party and a friend with my son.....nothing else...... :shock: So decided to just come home and after checking there were TONS of VERY SMUTTY pics further down!, it appears they were hiding in a file i hadnt created
How lucky was I :twisted: Mind you, got to go back and try again with the other 2 pics!
