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Quote by Calista
Now I have to say I cant really see the similarity but maybe Clare can shed some light... wink

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

Actually I could quite fancy him looking like that ... kinda boyish charm there .... redface
I do think "the one and only " Ches..... oops Steve should explain how he got this nickname .....
I can't believe that i'm doing my 1000th post replying to you fecking lot taking the chronic piss out of me but you all need a slap smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
My god i look nothing like him and i definately do not have a bloody MOLE stuck on me fecking face!!!
Quote by The trollop
OOOOhh just imagine Steve on the Karaoke on saturday
"I am the one and Only,nobody id rather be,i am the one and only,cant take that away from me"
Oh and he's got to do it if all you ladies make him
We can do it,we can,we can

Thats not fair,i don't do karaoke and no one would want to hear me sing.
You fecker,just you bloody wait mad :x :x
I'm with you fem_manc-cpl..... I love the cheesey stuff too.... Sad but true..... lol
I love Rick Astley, Stylistics, Jason & Kylie.....
I know I know.... I'll get me coat.... :lol: bolt
Shireen
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Aaaawwww poor Steve..... rotflmao rotflmao:
Congrats on your 1000th btw.... kiss
Shireen
xxx
I'm going way back beyond Kylie, Jason, Cliff, etc. to
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
...pure cheddar!
Mike.
Happy 1000th post Steve! kiss
I think you are a great sport for volunteering to sing Chesney's "one and only" at the munch! Good on ya!
hehehehehe :twisted:
Shireen, when you hear them on a night out do you unashamadely squeel for joy, thrust one arm into the air, grab the nearest friend and drag them to the dance floor while you boogy away singing at the top of your voice too?
Quote by MikeNorth
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
...pure cheddar!

The one with the waggily tail, woof woof!
Thats way worse than Cheddar Mike, it's stale sock kinda cheese that one.
How about:
Grandma we love you
im frog song was a class act
and no has even mention 90s legend timmy mallet
she wore an itsu bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini..that she wore 4 the first time today ohhh yer.....they dont make lines like that no more
A few i cant stand are:
Renate and Renata.... Save your love my darling save your love!!! aarrgghhh
and does anyone remember The Birdy Song redface HATE IT!!
fem_manc-cpl wrote:
How about:
Grandma we love you

Ouch, yes, Fem_manc, and there was also
Grandpa (by Clive Dunn)
Mike.
anyone also remember angie singing anyone can fall in the tune of eastenders
i cant remember no other words apart from
anyone can fall in love la la la la,,,lalala la la
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Happy 1000th post Steve! kiss
I think you are a great sport for volunteering to sing Chesney's "one and only" at the munch! Good on ya!
hehehehehe :twisted:

I will never sing mad
BTW thanks for noticing
Surely this can't be beat! Anyone remember it!???!! C'mon sing along!
The Rah Band ---- Clouds across the moon :cry:
INTRO
"Good evening. This is the intergalactic operator. Can I help you?"
"Yes. I'm trying to reach flight commander P.R. Johnson, on Mars, flight 2-4-7"
"Very well, hold on please you're through!"
"Thank you operator!"
VERSE 1 :
Hi darlin' ! How are you doing ?
Hey baby, where're your sleeping ?
Oh I'm sorry, but I've been really missing you !
Hi darlin' ! How's the weather?
Say baby, is that cold better now ?
Oh I'm sorry, is there someone there with you??
BRIDGE:
Ooooh...since you went away, there's nothing goin' right !
I just can't sleep alone at night... I'm not ashamed to say
I badly need a friend...or it's the end.
CHORUS:
Now, when I look at the cloud's across the moon.
Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon.
Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.
VERSE 2 :
Hi darlin', the kids say they love you.
Hey baby, is everything fine with you?
Please forgive me, but I'm trying not to cry...
BRIDGE :
Ooooh...I've had a million different lovers on the phone.
But I just stayed right here at home.
I don't think that I can take it anymore this crazy war.
CHORUS
"I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but we are
experiencing violent storm conditions in the asteriod belt at this
time. We may lose this valuable deep space communication link.
Please, be as brief as possible.
Thank you."
BRIDGE
or it's...or it's..."Hello?" "Hello operator?"
" Yes, we've lost the connection! Could you try again please?"
-"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7
at this time."
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE SAYING:
"Ok. Thank you very much...
I'll...I'll try again next year...next year...next year...next year..."
CHORUS INTERMEZZO
SOLO BASS-GUITAR
BRIDGE INTERMEZZO
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE FADING OUT
Kinky
Lizard
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Shireen, when you hear them on a night out do you unashamadely squeel for joy, thrust one arm into the air, grab the nearest friend and drag them to the dance floor while you boogy away singing at the top of your voice too?

Erm............ well now you come to mention it.... redface surprisedops: :oops: lol :lol: :lol:
Shireen
xxx
P.S. I absolutely loved Grandma and Grandpa... Oh and Timmy Mallet rules.....
I bloody hated the birdy song too GenHertsCpl.... mad
I'm sooo glad I'm not on my own with that then Shireen!
Although Grandma and Gradpa songs were awful. The birdie song is absolutely terrible.
Ahhh, Timmy Mallet, Mallet's mallet... "it's wak-a-day" Please some one fetch me a bucket! lol Great at the time but I think I was scarred for life through the playground games. :shock:
How about the old party songs like "wig wam bam" and "gimme some"
Pure cheese.
Agadoo!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Modern cheesy has nothing on vintage , extra mature cheesy.
Only today I cheered myself up with a lengthy rendition of the following, rain pouring, wind howling, I didn't care as I treated the entire M6 to:

'Three wheels on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along
The Cherokees are chasing me
Arrows fly, right on by
But I’m singing a happy song
I’m singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high
Pioneers, they never say die
A mile up the road there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those Cherokees
Go galloping by

Sing up at the back!!!
'
Sings up at the back..... lol
You cant beat a good old party tune from when you were a kid..... The sort of song that Pans People would dance to on Top of the Pops.... wink
Love grows where my Rosemary goes - Edison Lighthouse
Downtown - Petula Clark (That was my party piece when I was really young :lol: )
Ooohhhh I'm getting all reminicent now..... :lol:
Shireen
xxx
got to be goombay dance band and seven tears :sleeping:
more like a bucket full s**te
cant believe ii even remembered it
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ooooooooooohhhhhhhh pans people
i used to think they were bionic
i kept hearing my dad and uncle saying they could screw the arses of them :lol: :lol: :lol:
One song springs to mind:
"I lost my heart to a starship trooper"
I Googled and found I think I actually bought some of them redface
I am not ashamed to say I went to see steps in concert at the Nynex arena in Manchester on their last ever tour. lol
We had a great time my cousin and I in the back row in the nosebleed seats, dancing away with all the little kids saying to their parents how loopy we were for dancing along. :lol:
I think I have very vauge memories of myself and another lovely lady from the forum giving the birthday bash people a rendtion of 1 for sorrow on canal street! :lol:
Now that was worth seeing, just for the :shock: on people's faces!
Quote by cu3b4ll
One song springs to mind:
"I lost my heart to a starship trooper"

I actually quite like this :shock:
help .... is there a doctor in the house????
Quote by Calista
One song springs to mind:
"I lost my heart to a starship trooper"

I actually quite like this :shock:
help .... is there a doctor in the house????
Dr Who, Dr Whooooo Dr Who
"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"
- Fast Food Rockers
They don't write them like that anymore!*
* Presumably because someone killed them... very slowly
What about Joe Dolce Shaddappa your face biggrin :scared:
ccr xxx
Quote by Mister_Discreet
"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"
- Fast Food Rockers
They don't write them like that anymore!*
* Presumably because someone killed them... very slowly

The tune behind that song is an old girl guide song ....
A ram sam sam
A ram sam sam
gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli
ram sam sam
A ravi A ravi
gooli gooli gooli gooli gooli
ram sam sam
Thankfully our kids have forgotten the fast food song but we atreated to this foul replacement often mad
What about that old 80's classic : Timmy Mallet no less,
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"?
My first vinyl ever!
Ooops shouldn't have said that....
Mr RSAB2
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree (just annoys the hell outta me)
Two kittle boys had two little toys (used to make me cry)
Deck of Cards (ends with "I know, I was that soldier")
However could I have overlooked this one?! "Little Arrows" by Leapy Lee!! First encountered its mention in a MPFC sketch in the early-'70s, never believing for a moment that it could be a real song. Wish it hadn't been, really, as it's playing over and over again in my head atm... rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
Quote by Reese
However could I have overlooked this one?! "Little Arrows" by Leapy Lee!! First encountered its mention in a MPFC sketch in the early-'70s, never believing for a moment that it could be a real song. Wish it hadn't been, really, as it's playing over and over again in my head atm... rolleyes
~Reese! surprised

I used to drink in a Mallorcan bar frequented(possibly owned) by Leapy Lee neutral banghead
going be humming that all day now.
Quote by Calista
going be humming that all day now.

Sorry. redface
Quote by Mister_Discreet
"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"
- Fast Food Rockers

And I like that one!