I'm going way back beyond Kylie, Jason, Cliff, etc. to
"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"
...pure cheddar!
Mike.
im frog song was a class act
and no has even mention 90s legend timmy mallet
she wore an itsu bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini..that she wore 4 the first time today ohhh yer.....they dont make lines like that no more
anyone also remember angie singing anyone can fall in the tune of eastenders
i cant remember no other words apart from
anyone can fall in love la la la la,,,lalala la la
Surely this can't be beat! Anyone remember it!???!! C'mon sing along!
The Rah Band ---- Clouds across the moon :cry:
INTRO
"Good evening. This is the intergalactic operator. Can I help you?"
"Yes. I'm trying to reach flight commander P.R. Johnson, on Mars, flight 2-4-7"
"Very well, hold on please you're through!"
"Thank you operator!"
VERSE 1 :
Hi darlin' ! How are you doing ?
Hey baby, where're your sleeping ?
Oh I'm sorry, but I've been really missing you !
Hi darlin' ! How's the weather?
Say baby, is that cold better now ?
Oh I'm sorry, is there someone there with you??
BRIDGE:
Ooooh...since you went away, there's nothing goin' right !
I just can't sleep alone at night... I'm not ashamed to say
I badly need a friend...or it's the end.
CHORUS:
Now, when I look at the cloud's across the moon.
Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon.
Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.
VERSE 2 :
Hi darlin', the kids say they love you.
Hey baby, is everything fine with you?
Please forgive me, but I'm trying not to cry...
BRIDGE :
Ooooh...I've had a million different lovers on the phone.
But I just stayed right here at home.
I don't think that I can take it anymore this crazy war.
CHORUS
"I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but we are
experiencing violent storm conditions in the asteriod belt at this
time. We may lose this valuable deep space communication link.
Please, be as brief as possible.
Thank you."
BRIDGE
or it's...or it's..."Hello?" "Hello operator?"
" Yes, we've lost the connection! Could you try again please?"
-"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7
at this time."
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE SAYING:
"Ok. Thank you very much...
I'll...I'll try again next year...next year...next year...next year..."
CHORUS INTERMEZZO
SOLO BASS-GUITAR
BRIDGE INTERMEZZO
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE FADING OUT
KinkyLizard
Modern cheesy has nothing on vintage , extra mature cheesy.
Only today I cheered myself up with a lengthy rendition of the following, rain pouring, wind howling, I didn't care as I treated the entire M6 to:
'Three wheels on my wagon,
And I’m still rolling along
The Cherokees are chasing me
Arrows fly, right on by
But I’m singing a happy song
I’m singing a higgity, haggity, hoggety, high
Pioneers, they never say die
A mile up the road there’s a hidden cave
And we can watch those Cherokees
Go galloping by
Sing up at the back!!!
'
"McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut"
- Fast Food Rockers
They don't write them like that anymore!*
* Presumably because someone killed them... very slowly
What about that old 80's classic : Timmy Mallet no less,
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"?
My first vinyl ever!
Ooops shouldn't have said that....
Mr RSAB2
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree (just annoys the hell outta me)
Two kittle boys had two little toys (used to make me cry)
Deck of Cards (ends with "I know, I was that soldier")
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