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Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo- I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the nuts" he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a little bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the Contrast of her Double Decker. He then showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she had already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bournville was please as he had always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out, his fun sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising, so he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he soon discovered that he had caught VD. It turns out that Ms Rowntree had a box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts!
Excellent John rotflmao :rotflmao: !
I take it you had the pleasure last night of NOT watching the footie?
Mal
lol
rotflmao
JQL... you must have known that a post entitled 'chocolate' would attract hoards of female readers... lol :lol:
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rotflmao
JQL... you must have known that a post entitled 'chocolate' would attract hoards of female readers... lol :lol:

Err, Heather - what you trying to say? :shock:
Mal
wink
Quote by Heather
rotflmao
JQL... you must have known that a post entitled 'chocolate' would attract hoards of female readers... lol :lol:

Ummm Have to try that in "Lets Meet Up"...
Err, Heather - what you trying to say? :shock:
Mal
wink

I think Heather is trying to say that you should not triffle with chocolate - its sacred!!
excellent stuff John
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Now, that's what you call REAL PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
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Excellent John rotflmao :rotflmao: !
I take it you had the pleasure last night of NOT watching the footie?
Mal
lol
You are correct. Listened to a little on the wireless but only enough to make me depressed.
sigh!!!!
i looked in the forum and this was the first post i went to.. wonder why!
i thought there was a special offer on or something! lol
Highly humorous, John - are you Nigella in disguise? lol
Mike.
Yep, there is now a long line of fems just dying to read this thread
Well it dragged me in anyway! mmmmmmmmm did someone mention chocolate?
:P