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Quote by Manolishi
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
The South Coast???? it would take me til Sunday to drive there.! :cry:
rolleyes
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just my luck and I was just popping out for some more Maryland cookiesas well ........... biggrin
ARRRRRRRRGH! not fair! :upset:
Quote by Shireen
Splendid hun you have a problem :lol2: :lol2:

I don't...........
but to keep my figure at its' wobbly peak I have to masturbate 3 or 4 times a day !!! redface
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
Nothing like a bowl of coco-pops to get you going in the morning. biggrin
So chocolatey even the milk goes brown cool

Grrrrrrrr8!.. I love it when men like choccy as much as women!...my hubby has had a bar of choc in the fridge (because he knows I'll not eat it cold! :shock: ) and its been there since Christmas, he's had about 4 - 5 bits out of it. rolleyes
Im so glad im not the only one that doesnt like cold choclate :smitten:
but must admit redface it wouldnt still be in the fridge,i would have took it out let it come to room temp and ate it by now :evil2:
nicky
yes there is that, but he may think I was a greedy pig surpriseduch: and call me for doing so.. and he would be right!
Quote by jaymar
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
The South Coast???? it would take me til Sunday to drive there.! :cry:
rolleyes
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just my luck and I was just popping out for some more Maryland cookiesas well ........... biggrin
ARRRRRRRRGH! not fair! :upset:
Do you not have a twin on the south coast dunno
Quote by splendid33
but to keep my figure at its' wobbly peak I have to masturbate 3 or 4 times a day !!! redface

Sounds like a perfectly good plan to me wink :lol2:
Quote by Manolishi
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
The South Coast???? it would take me til Sunday to drive there.! :cry:
rolleyes
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just my luck and I was just popping out for some more Maryland cookiesas well ........... biggrin
ARRRRRRRRGH! not fair! :upset:
Do you not have a twin on the south coast dunno
Haha no, and god help anyone who would ever have been a twin of me! (or rather god help Mr Jay wink )
Quote by splendid33

Splendid hun you have a problem :lol2: :lol2:

I don't...........
but to keep my figure at its' wobbly peak I have to masturbate 3 or 4 times a day !!! redface
mmmmmm :notes:
Is "just one chocolate biscuit" an oxymoron? confused
Quote by keeno
Is "just one chocolate biscuit" an oxymoron? confused

No, it's an impossibilty. biggrin
An oxymoron is where you put two words together that mean the opposite to each other.
My fav choccy bar of all time used to be rum and raisin,dont think i have had a bar for umm about 5yrs ...in fact since i moved up north coz i cant find it any where :sad:
So if anyone knows where to get it within say 100 mile radius :crazy:
Nicky
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
My fav choccy bar of all time used to be rum and raisin,dont think i have had a bar for umm about 5yrs ...in fact since i moved up north coz i cant find it any where :sad:
So if anyone knows where to get it within say 100 mile radius :crazy:
Nicky

Old Jamaica? Asda and Morrisons used to have it.
Right you lot smackbottom
line up over theer, 3 ranks, come on come on, it's cold out here and me nipples are getting hard rolleyes
now, repeat after me ...........
there
is
no
wrong
time
for
chocolate
got it? good as you were then, oh and sombody sweep up all those chocky papers off the parade square befor Bulko sees em.
wave
Quote by jaymar
Thanks hun, I love the saying "anything in moderation", we can use that for EVERYTHING us lot wink

fLuck that ! ! ! ! !
That little cliche is right up there with "Expect the unexpected"
If you're gonna do it - and enjoy it - DO IT TO EXCESS ! ! ! ! !
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by dambuster
If you're gonna do it - and enjoy it - DO IT TO EXCESS ! ! ! ! !

splendid agrees as she finishes off the last quarter of the green and blacks..... redface
she is going to be busy tonight..... wink
food of the gods, cant see your problem. anyway, you can justify it by thinking somewhere in the world its night time, problem solved.
bikes, women, chocolate, sex, chocolate, sex, women chocolate, what more could a man want out of life? ( although not neccessarily in that order. :thrilled: )
Quote by Freckledbird
My fav choccy bar of all time used to be rum and raisin,dont think i have had a bar for umm about 5yrs ...in fact since i moved up north coz i cant find it any where :sad:
So if anyone knows where to get it within say 100 mile radius :crazy:
Nicky

Old Jamaica? Asda and Morrisons used to have it.
:thumbup:
Yeap thats the one,our morrisons dont stock it and didnt see it in asda's in boston either sad
So putting out another call if any one knows anywhere that does stock it please let me know....i soooo want some now.
Nicky
Quote by jaymar
oh gosh....... here we go.....
I regularly eat 100g before lunch... It is nothing to do with hormones...(well not with me anyway)
I have found that chocolate is good for when you have just finished or are due to start working. When needing to smile. When it is essential that you have chocolate. When it is a day in the week. When it is the weekend. When it is the morning, afternoon, evening and defiantely during the night.
I have also found that when the sky is blue and I am breathing then it is essential that chocolate is added. rolleyes
green and blacks and other fair trade chocolate is all that I have. I can tell you every place in the whole of the north east where it is possible to get it as well.
I don't have a problem, really I don't. I have eaten 3/4 of a box of praline collection green and blacks this morning... (truth be told before 10am)
redface

Dear Mrs Wench... tell me your secret.... how do you keep your lovely figure whilst eating an abundance of choccy first thing EVERY day?? confused xxx
Methinks thee might have muddled up thee quotes! If I ate choccie every day, I'd be the size of two horses in a month.
I just can't do " a little bit of chocolate"!
And who in their right mind would eat popcorn at the cinema when they sell jumbo packs of Minstrels? :lickface:
Quote by Pete_sw
Right you lot smackbottom
line up over theer, 3 ranks, come on come on, it's cold out here and me nipples are getting hard rolleyes
now, repeat after me ...........
there
is
no
wrong
time
for
chocolate
got it? good as you were then, oh and sombody sweep up all those chocky papers off the parade square befor Bulko sees em.
wave

Pete... is it possible to love a person you haven't met before!... :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by winchwench
oh gosh....... here we go.....
I regularly eat 100g before lunch... It is nothing to do with hormones...(well not with me anyway)
I have found that chocolate is good for when you have just finished or are due to start working. When needing to smile. When it is essential that you have chocolate. When it is a day in the week. When it is the weekend. When it is the morning, afternoon, evening and defiantely during the night.
I have also found that when the sky is blue and I am breathing then it is essential that chocolate is added. rolleyes
green and blacks and other fair trade chocolate is all that I have. I can tell you every place in the whole of the north east where it is possible to get it as well.
I don't have a problem, really I don't. I have eaten 3/4 of a box of praline collection green and blacks this morning... (truth be told before 10am)
redface

Dear Mrs Wench... tell me your secret.... how do you keep your lovely figure whilst eating an abundance of choccy first thing EVERY day?? confused xxx
Methinks thee might have muddled up thee quotes! If I ate choccie every day, I'd be the size of two horses in a month.
I just can't do " a little bit of chocolate"!
And who in their right mind would eat popcorn at the cinema when they sell jumbo packs of Minstrels? :lickface:
aaaah.... :silly:
Talking of family size bags.. guess what I dared to have last night .. REVELS! what a cheek after feeling sick yesterday morning lol
This morning I shall be having a generous slice of Cadbury’s Flake Chocolate Party Cake for breakfast biggrin
mmmmmm is that left over birthday cake??? can you send a piece via email!! lol
Quote by PoloLady
This morning I shall be having a generous slice of Cadbury’s Flake Chocolate Party Cake for breakfast biggrin

mmmm yes please send some our way!.. has to be cadbury's through and through!...
I have a friend who has been known to have trifle for breakfast! :haha:
I can't send it all out - I need to save some as I have an idea for the thick, sticky choccy spread coating.....
but that is for later on this evening :twisted: :rascal:
My name is Sassy and I'm a chocoholic redface
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My name is Sassy and I'm a chocoholic redface

Same here surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Dlep
My name is Sassy and I'm a chocoholic redface

Same here surprisedops: :oops:
Me too. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Louise xx
I am not....
I don't have a problem at all
I have gone 24 hours without chocolate.
see, I can do it..........
I am fine
really I am. It isn't difficult. I am really o.k. I am ...... I AM.
Want some chocolate Splendid?? dunno
Quote by Shireen
Want some chocolate Splendid?? dunno

NO !
oh go on then... but only cos I don't want you to feel like I am rejecting you ..........I could really go for weeks without any... it is just that I don't want to. I don't need it or anything.
quick hand it over - before anyone notices.
Hangs over the chocolate very very quickly :uhoh: :uhoh: