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Can you not have chocolate of any form Clare??.... Normally it's the things you cant have that you want the most sad
Apart from Carob as Vix suggested I dont really think there is anything else like it.... dunno
Sorry babe, here have this instead passionkiss
Shireen
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Its been a year since ive touched a bit of chocolate but i still get cravings for the damn stuff when im on rolleyes
So anyone got any ideas for whats a good substitute???

Apparently sex and chocolate are linked ;)
so sex is my substitute ... rarely eat chocolate here as it pushes my blood sugar sky high :shock: which is a no no (I ignore this fact with alcohol but hey I guess it'd pushing my luck with choc ;) ;) ;)
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex ... se eyou just can't get enough sex and it burns off those calories ;)
Clare, I'm sure I don't need to convince you any more!
I want sex sex sex sex sex and more sex but i cant on the first day :cry: :cry:
Im an ex addict so nothing in any form that has any kind of chocolate in it at all :cry: :cry:
passionkiss not a bad one though biggrin
Now i can see that this may be turning into a chocolate appreciation thread, but am i the only person here who doesnt like chocolate?
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Now i can see that this may be turning into a chocolate appreciation thread, but am i the only person here who doesnt like chocolate?

I'm diabetic so don't eat it but generally not the biggest fan of it anyway so it's rare that I
would even have any (although do get quite tempted by mint aeros occasionally).
Yes pinkbubble! :P
If I may suggest my own solution to the banana risk thing, you could always put a condom on it, then there's no risk of BTDs (banana transmitted diseases) or banana pregnancy confused :?
:doh: bolt loon
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Its been a year since ive touched a bit of chocolate but i still get cravings for the damn stuff when im on rolleyes
So anyone got any ideas for whats a good substitute???

Don't know Clare, but I read yesterday that chocolate is surprisingly useful for sorting out persistent coughs ... as I've had always had trouble shifting coughs, think I'll be stocking up on maltesers next time I feel the start of one lol
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Sorry Clare lol
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ok i eat tukish delight its 95% fat free!............and the thoughts that go with it mmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:

i can go one better........
well how about eating jelly babies...... no fat whatsoever... biggrin :D :D
and the sugar gives you an every burst.. when i play american football or basketball it is what they give us
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
hazlenut yoghurt isn't a bad substitute....very sweet and leaves that kinda coating in your mouth.....mmmmmmmmmm.....also, the kids haven't discovered the beauty of it, so it's always there when you come in...... x
Vix wrote:
Try Carob
Available in most supermarkets

I love carob bars ...but I'm the only person I know who does. If you can't find them in supermarkets, Holland & Barrett usually have them.
Mike.
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Yes pinkbubble! :P
If I may suggest my own solution to the banana risk thing, you could always put a condom on it, then there's no risk of BTDs (banana transmitted diseases) or banana pregnancy confused :?
:doh: bolt loon

I think we should commend MQ for drawing attention to a harrowing aspect of the "Swinging Scene" that so many wish to ignore in the hope that it will go away - WELL IT WON'T!BTDs and UBPs(Unwanted Banana Pregnancies) are on the increase - yet so many are continuing to have Unprotected Banana Sex - UBS for short - regardless of the terrible consequences. :shock:
I may have to carry further research into this problem myself wink - well - someones gotta do it!
I was talking with a school nurse about teenage pregnancy or somesuch and several times she said "if they have oopsy" or "and they say they've had oopsy", I thought it was odd that a school nurse, who stands in front of classes and teaches on matters of sexual health, should be using such a crap word for sex. So I asked for clarification;
UPSI = UnProtected Sexual Intercourse
Well, I thought it was funny when she told me
lol :lol:
Was the nurse cute?
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Was the nurse cute?
Best friend of an ex girlfriend, so she was never weighed up on the cuteness scale, she was (and is) not available so I'm gonna leave it there!
Chris