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It's a dull tuesday morning and this a hypothetical question,the sort they would ask on men behaving badly when your pissed.
What if..right, what if we were taken over by aliens and they wanted to kill the male population so they could breed with the females,but......right...........but the females had to execute you and you could choose your death, what would it be?
Mine,inevitably would be death by being smotherd for three hours by Faith Browns (she came in to my head first as she has the tools to do the job)breasts until i am extinquished silly

silly

hwoar:
The trouble is they'd take three days to get the coffin lid on !!
rotflmao

rotflmao

now for you usual suspects who will rip me to shreds for posting this,....
I ONLY ARSEKED................
This post was prompted by a certain lady and you know who you are passionkiss

passionkiss

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old age

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I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

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Sorry - just don't think about death. Am too busy being a fluffy-bunny today!!

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This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not fair, we wimming can't really answer can we :twisted:
Howeverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, if the situation were to be reversed, being the subbie (almost a masochist) slut that I am ...........
(ere we go)
A desert island, tied spread eagled between two palm trees........
Lots of whip

whip

A bit of :scared:
Plenty of hump

hump

And obviously she choked on blast

blast

What a way to go :giggle:

Sex God

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Quote by tabbi
...A desert island, tied spread eagled between two palm trees........
Lots of
A bit of :scared:
Plenty of
And obviously she choked on
What a way to go :giggle:

Ahhhhh... there goes tabbi SH's avid listener to Desert Island Dicks :giggle:

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Quote by redpantherman
...A desert island, tied spread eagled between two palm trees........
Lots of
A bit of :scared:
Plenty of
And obviously she choked on
What a way to go :giggle:

Ahhhhh... there goes tabbi SH's avid listener to Desert Island Dicks :giggle:
:laughabove: rotflmao

rotflmao

where's the damn spanking smilie when you need it :twisted:

Casanova

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!

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Quote by Argt05
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!
Ok ok just trying to inject a bit of levity for anyone who cares to join are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother dunno

dunno

Tabbi has got the idea bless is a really dull day and I was trying to see something funny but the oh so serious brigade don't want to play so flipa

flipa

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Quote by Bigpaul44
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!
Ok ok just trying to inject abit of levity for anyone who cares to join are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother dunno

dunno

Tabbi has got the idea bless is a really dull day and I was trying to see something funny but the oh so serious brigade don't want to play so flipa

flipa

Sorry but these words don't go with the subject matter. Yes, I said I wouldn't join in but I will reply to this post because I'm more than a little offended by it. Before you ask why I read it, I did so originally to see what it was about, as you would. I read this today just to see if I am the only one who thinks this way.
Try reading through some of my past posts and see if I come into the 'oh so serious brigade'.
What you think is a light hearted subject is a little too close to the bone for some people.
I will now leave this thread alone

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!
Ok ok just trying to inject abit of levity for anyone who cares to join are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother dunno

dunno

Tabbi has got the idea bless is a really dull day and I was trying to see something funny but the oh so serious brigade don't want to play so flipa

flipa

Sorry but these words don't go with the subject matter. Yes, I said I wouldn't join in but I will reply to this post because I'm more than a little offended by it. Before you ask why I read it, I did so originally to see what it was about, as you would. I read this today just to see if I am the only one who thinks this way.
Try reading through some of my past posts and see if I come into the 'oh so serious brigade'.
What you think is a light hearted subject is a little too close to the bone for some people.
I will now leave this thread alone

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cut the guy some slack ffs

Just goes to show differant people find offenc ein differant things biggrin

biggrin

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Quote by sheddy
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!
Ok ok just trying to inject abit of levity for anyone who cares to join are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother dunno

dunno

Tabbi has got the idea bless is a really dull day and I was trying to see something funny but the oh so serious brigade don't want to play so flipa

flipa

Sorry but these words don't go with the subject matter. Yes, I said I wouldn't join in but I will reply to this post because I'm more than a little offended by it. Before you ask why I read it, I did so originally to see what it was about, as you would. I read this today just to see if I am the only one who thinks this way.
Try reading through some of my past posts and see if I come into the 'oh so serious brigade'.
What you think is a light hearted subject is a little too close to the bone for some people.
I will now leave this thread alone

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cut the guy some slack ffs

Just goes to show differant people find offenc ein differant things biggrin

biggrin

People who know me know i'm the least offensive person in the world but I do have a peurile sense of humour so i'm sorry if that offends.
Phew that's that sorted then lol

lol

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Quote by Bigpaul44
...You are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother

My guess would be that people were being polite, otherwise your thread would have dropped off the page and you might have wondered why you were being 'ignored'.
People probably won't bother next time. lol

lol

Sex God

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I know you only asked Paul but this is one I'll keep away from all the same

Me too, sorry paul!
Ok ok just trying to inject abit of levity for anyone who cares to join are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother dunno

dunno

Tabbi has got the idea bless is a really dull day and I was trying to see something funny but the oh so serious brigade don't want to play so flipa

flipa

Sorry but these words don't go with the subject matter. Yes, I said I wouldn't join in but I will reply to this post because I'm more than a little offended by it. Before you ask why I read it, I did so originally to see what it was about, as you would. I read this today just to see if I am the only one who thinks this way.
Try reading through some of my past posts and see if I come into the 'oh so serious brigade'.
What you think is a light hearted subject is a little too close to the bone for some people.
I will now leave this thread alone
and to think you stuck up for him yesterday! wink

wink

Sex God

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:shock: i just thought it was like the death by google thing :shock:

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Quote by da69ve
and to think you stuck up for him yesterday!

Don't even go there I did and my Pm box is still realing from the shock of it lol

lol

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Quote by sheddy

and to think you stuck up for him yesterday!

Don't even go there I did and my Pm box is still realing from the shock of it lol

lol

I do appreciate your comments and thanks sheddy for your message a while back,like I said i'm not trying to piss any one off,some kind people have also sent me messages of support and tell me to keep posting because they enjoy what I have to I would say for every negative there are three I won't spoil any ones christmas because I won't be here so if any one wants to stay in touch then mail me your addy.
adios
x
bolt

bolt

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Quote by Bigpaul44
I do appreciate your comments and thanks sheddy for your message a while back

Want my advice?..........frame the fooker a friendly Pm from me is as rare as rocking hourse Â£%*Â£ lol

lol

Seriously I may send you another soon looking for advie on my next thread inspired by this one.......... 101 way sto shoot your self in the nads with a nail gun :lol:
Keep posting you'll find some stuff works and some doesn't either way most of us take the piss biggrin

biggrin

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You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots rolleyes

rolleyes

I've seen people taking offence at a discussion about the size of cocks, which on an adult sex orientated site kinda beggars belief. Don't ask me to remember other ludicrous situations of a similar nature, my mind has a habit of erasing bollox
The thing that I find strange, is that the common denominator when people get arsey at a post, is often that it's usually been posted by a newbie, it's usually either funny or could have a hillarious take on it if a sense of humour is applied, and it's probably an original and lively view about something that's been done to death by the usual crowd.
Now I'm not a newbie, I do have a sense of humour and I have thick skin. So fill your boots.
If we have to worry if something we're going to say is going to offend someone because they can't see A funny side. Or it's so bad that they can't just ignore it, then I fear the forums may dry up.
Except there will always be.....whats your favorite colour. Or how many Eagles albums do you have in your collection.
Now I shall take my place as the latest thread killer
:twisted:

Casanova

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Quote by Kiss
...You are joining in by saying your not joining in so why bother

My guess would be that people were being polite, otherwise your thread would have dropped off the page and you might have wondered why you were being 'ignored'.
People probably won't bother next time. lol

lol

ok, this is a forum right? where people can post they're thoughts, ideas etc. you have done that, and i respect that, i have my reasons for not wanting to join you're thread as in the manner you want, however i also have surely the right to say i wont be joining in. A friendly thanks but no thanks gesture. Just to say, hey im here but this ones not for me! my reasons for not joining are extremely raw as i have to attend an inquest into my Brother's Death on Thursday, 6 days after he should have been 23! i didn't want to say why but i'm now left with No alternative as i'm being called a killjoy, and being given the finger. I did read the you're whole post too, can read me, as well as pictures! so i know what kind of response you were after.
I have been here only a short time too Paul, i'm not here for a month, im here for as long as these good people will have me, and as far as me being a Killjoy or miserable, ASK ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME now! if they think that! or read my my posts!
And just in case you don't understand... I shouldn't have to defend both Sassy and myself for our posts, if it had been my thread, 1st of all...it wouldn't. and secondly, a polite No probs would have been a more respectable response! NOT THE FINGER!

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Quote by tabbi
You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots
I've seen people taking offence at a discussion about the size of cocks, which on an adult sex orientated site kinda beggars belief. Don't ask me to remember other ludicrous situations of a similar nature, my mind has a habit of erasing bollox
The thing that I find strange, is that the common denominator when people get arsey at a post, is often that it's usually been posted by a newbie, it's usually either funny or could have a hillarious take on it if a sense of humour is applied, and it's probably an original and lively view about something that's been done to death by the usual crowd.
Now I'm not a newbie, I do have a sense of humour and I have thick skin. So fill your boots.
If we have to worry if something we're going to say is going to offend someone because they can't see A funny side. Or it's so bad that they can't just ignore it, then I fear the forums may dry up.
Except there will always be.....whats your favorite colour. Or how many Eagles albums do you have in your collection.
Now I shall take my place as the latest thread killer
:twisted:

errr,,,,,,,,,, favourite colour blue and one eagles album..........on vinyl

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Quote by tabbi
You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots

CARROTS

mad

Don't talk to me about the price of carrots :x
biggrin

biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D

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Quote by Bigpaul44
errr,,,,,,,,,, favourite colour blue and one eagles album..........on vinyl

You bloody pervert :giggle:

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Quote by keeno
You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots

CARROTS

mad

Don't talk to me about the price of carrots :x
biggrin

biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Ok Ok for carrots read parsnips rolleyes

rolleyes

:doh:

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*waits for the parsnip brigade to launch*

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Quote by tabbi

errr,,,,,,,,,, favourite colour blue and one eagles album..........on vinyl

You bloody pervert :giggle:
no i'm not......if it was pink and and a free cd from the mail on sunday then granted rolleyes

rolleyes

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Quote by tabbi
You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots

CARROTS

mad

Don't talk to me about the price of carrots :x
biggrin

biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Ok Ok for carrots read parsnips rolleyes

rolleyes

:doh:

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*waits for the parsnip brigade to launch*
PARSNIPS :x :x
I am offended by talking about any root vegatable confused

confused

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:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
I have an idea. Let's stop with the one-upmanship, agree to disagree and move on.

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Quote by keeno
You know what? I bet there's a way to offend virtually every person on this forum if you really tried. There's bound to be someone who takes offence at a discussion about the price of carrots

CARROTS

mad

Don't talk to me about the price of carrots :x
biggrin

biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D
Ok Ok for carrots read parsnips rolleyes

rolleyes

:doh:

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
*waits for the parsnip brigade to launch*
PARSNIPS :x :x
I am offended by talking about any root vegatable confused

confused

Sheeesh another prevert :roll: :twisted: :lol:

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Quote by Bigpaul44

errr,,,,,,,,,, favourite colour blue and one eagles album..........on vinyl

You bloody pervert :giggle:
no i'm not......if it was pink and and a free cd from the mail on sunday then granted rolleyes

rolleyes

Is that the sound of banjos I hear?????
It's bloody deliverance all over again :silly:

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Quote by Kiss
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
I have an idea. Let's stop with the one-upmanship, agree to disagree and move on.

Yayyy kiss giz a snog :twisted:
Mind you, dunno what it is about root veggies and free CDs but I have to say I'm getting turned on

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad girl tabbi that's just rude
:twisted: