Well it all started about oh, 40 plus years ago as I recall.
By all accounts a bright sunny day, there I was enjoying a suck on a rusk whilst kicking my legs to make the chair that was hanging from the door frame bounce up and down, when some fat faced bloke, with hairy arms and a whiff of Old Holborn about him, snatched me up from the chair with the words "come on then lets got you sorted"
within minutes, my little world was turned upside down as the rusk was snatched from my grasp, my romper suit was wrenched from my body and without 'a by your leave' the nappy that had a comforting warmth and dampness about it that had taken nearly two hours to fill, was removed with the usual mock gagging sounds (so predictable) I was then layed prostrate and naked on a padded mat that despite the weather was damn cold to the skin. I protested as best I could by promptly trying to piss all over my tormenter but to no avail, my ankles were grabbed in a bear like grip and I was hoisted upside down.
Seing as the pissin hadn't worked, I tried for the sympathy vote by whimpering, but again to no avail as my arse and scrotum were attacked with numerous chemicals and creams on wollen pads. Only after my attackers were fully satisfied that I met their standards was I lowered back down to earth to have a rather rough new nappy applied.
I waited for the usual pain to come from being stuffed back into my romper suit (just watch an adult change a bed cover and you will know what I mean) but was pleasantly surprised, to be fitted into a very soft cotton garment without my limbs being bent backwards. I was less than pleased when I finally looked down as this appeared to be a very long dress and I was adament that when I tried to piss on people, it shot straight up which to my mind, made me a boy. It was only years later that I found out the garment was a christening gown and acceptable garb for the event to come which as I recall consisted of another old geezer in a frock and collar, chucking water all over me .
That apparently is how I got my name and I've used it ever since
mine comes from when my sister moved to Thailand and hers was hotpot,so I thought lambchop would be memorable
seeing as though ive just posted this elsewhere...
those ladies that "warmed up" the male participants before a scene in porn flicks... fluffers.
just always thought it was an interesting job with an interesting name.
or .... you can try for hours on there to create a username sometimes :P
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