Chrismas, family and sex

19 Dec 2003

I was wondering how others cope with having family around over Christmas.
I can more or less cope with the fact that they descend like locusts, with poiles of dirty waashing, eat all the food, drink all the booze, leave all the washing up in the sink, hog the bathroom, use all the hot water etc.
But what really gets to me is the fact that its so sexually inhibiting having all these offspring and their friend in the house.
How do others manage to have a good f*** durring the festive period?

19 Dec 2003

I guess I will state the obvious!
Don't invite them if it is a problem to sustain constraint for a few days!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

19 Dec 2003

....... or use vaseline!
Smear it on the door handle - make as much noise as you like but the buggers won't be able to get the door open!
(an old joke resuscitated one last time!) lol

:lol:

19 Dec 2003

Just wait till everyones asleep and be as quiet as you can,just hope the bed doesn't squeak! biggrin

19 Dec 2003

put the broom handle in the living room door get the cushions of the setee and arm chairs make them into a double bed on the floor there you go bonk away lol