Christmas Gifts.... Funny Ones!

2 Dec 2007

As its Now December...
Sat here thinking and trying to remember the Xmas gifts of old... (Well remembering last years would be a start)
What would you honestly say is the naffest Xmas gift you ever got.. Not being nasty tho!!
Obviously not from your partners if they read this lol.... lol

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Ours... would be
Ornaments... Really tacky old fashioned ones.. You know the ones THEY got last year and hated.
Sweets... ok we like sweets but feck me we know where the Co-op is lol..
Chintzy bedding you know the net curtain stuff!!!! WTF is that all about...
Ohhh and so many more lol.. :lol: :lol:
Come on..
The naffest gets a prize... innocent

We have many lol.. :smug:
Mike x

2 Dec 2007

My dad used to buy my mum a new spud-masher every year.

2 Dec 2007

um My mother once gave me a candle snuffer - dont know why as it didnt come with candles and I didnt have any at the time..........
Not sure if this is more of a 'stupid' gift rather than naffest.........but...........my mother (Yes becoming a bit of a habit eh! rolleyes

) gave me a box of cheap make up when she was well aware I have sensitive skin..........MOTHER!!! No gifts this crimbo please........

2 Dec 2007

I got an oven glove. My wife in the same year got a handknitted toilet roll cover - you know the ones that are like a doll with a big (bog roll covering) skirt.

2 Dec 2007

Were saving the best till last if we dare lol...
Only cause its from a couple off here...
Still.... They are getting it back this year Bless em!
Mike x

2 Dec 2007

Quote by Lost
I got an oven glove. My wife in the same year got a handknitted toilet roll cover - you know the ones that are like a doll with a big (bog roll covering) skirt.

OMG ...
Yes we had one too!
Yuk...
Mike x

2 Dec 2007

We seem to get loads of naff gifts lol

Off my sister :- A glitter disco ball!!
A bath waterpistol game!!
A kids keyboard!!
Off my sis-in-law :- Penis & boob toothbrushes!!
Willy weights!!
Though this year my sister is getting a bad taste bear & my sis-in-law & her partner are getting matching his & her g-strings ,3 cock rings & a mini vibrater & lube in a gift set :twisted: that'll teach em :lol: .

2 Dec 2007

ungratefull wassnames!
lp

2 Dec 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
ungratefull wassnames!
lp

Yeah... bad people lol..

It's the thought that counts... Not the lack of it eh! lol

:lol:
Makes me think of all the people who get nothing bless em....
They can have mine :violin: Awwww..... :smackbottom:
It's only fun lol....
Mike xx

2 Dec 2007

I once got of Mr Bone, one of those ghastly 70's fibre optic lights, you know the ones where the fibreoptics are gathered at one end, and sort of ountain ot to make a.........ermmmmmm....... fountain shape??
made all the more worse by the addition of several hideously unreal looking plastic roses complete with fake dew around the base and a 'fetching' plastic protective dome over the whole lot lol

:lol:

2 Dec 2007

I remember them eugh!!!! biggrin

,y worst was from my mum- a torch :D

2 Dec 2007

A few years ago I got a pack of unpants from my g/f grandparents. I am being servious..

2 Dec 2007

a cookery book, for me - i have never ever used a cookery book in my life ffs now this was no exciting cookery book - it was all potato recipes rolleyes

20 ways to cook potato or summit silly like that erm im a qualified chef cool

i know what to with a potato loon

the followin year my brother ended up with it for a pressie (he cant cook bless him)
an A cup bra :crazy: which nipple was i supposed to fit it on confused

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2 Dec 2007

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2 Dec 2007

now if id received this A cup bra when i was like 10 yes thats quite possible but it was only last xmas, yup thats right xmas 2006 :doh: