Linking from Felixx1416's great Xmas lights post (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/93486.html)
Any ideas how to get rid of or discourage those lovely little darlings who come and squeak a couple of lines of Away in a Manger and expect mince pies or money for it?
I favour offering them a plate of eyeballs (lychees with black grapes in) harmless fun, but the screams are genuine :twisted:
I have a safer idea (just in case the blonde one has difficulty navigating to the front door)
Open the door with a copy of "The Watchtower" in your hand, and smile welcomingly. :giggle:
Well, if your kitchen delights turn out anything like mine, then bake some mince tarts yourself and freely hand them out to the first ones to arrive.
Within a couple of hours, word of mouth has solved that problem and the little angels don't seem to come a knockin' anymore. :uhoh:
I am afraid I just use the simple "dont answer the door technique"
From a book my boss was given for xmas.....
Ask them for money.
Answer the door naked.
Answer the door wearing just a blood-stained apron and carrying a carving knife.
Rig up water canons in the front garden attached to an icy-cold feed tap.
what carol singers
i never heard any, definately didnt hear anyone hammering my door down or knocking on my window cos i was ignoring em :shock:
Earthy xx
Mind you I've never made him sing myself, maybe I'm missing a trick here 
im dislec dilec bis dislect get me b's an d's mixed up sometimes sorry 
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