Dear Santa
I've been a very good girl this year and as it's only 33 sleeps til Christmas, I wondered if I could please have the following on Christmas morning?
Item: The male members of the GFZ singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, completely stark bollock naked, to the assembled ladies of the BFZ.
Item: New batteries for my rabbit - Duracell for preference
Item: Will with a sprig of mistletoe stuck in his hunstman's cap
Item: Kat as a Christmas elf
Item: Silk underwear including holdup stockings
Item: Passionate and sensual sex
Thank you very much, Santa.
Lots of love from Sappho xxx
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Dear Santa,
Cant say Ive been all that good this year but please can I have:
A man with a Jag, so we can have sex on the bonnet,
Everlasting batteries for the rabbit,
A certain Midlands based man to get off his ass and discover the untammed wilderness know as "The North" again. Hes a possible 12/10 and will know who he is when he reads this!!!
A man with a 12" black cock and lots of energy
A sugar daddy who needs someone to spend his millions on, so I wouldnt need to waste my time working and could concentrate on my hobbies
My best friend to turn bi.
I would do "anything" Santa if you brought my wishes!!!
Love
Foxy
P.S.
Be careful cuming down the chimmney!!!!
Cant say Ive been all that good this year but please can I have:
A man with a Jag, so we can have sex on the bonnet,
Everlasting batteries for the rabbit,
A certain Midlands based man to get off his ass and discover the untammed wilderness know as "The North" again. Hes a possible 12/10 and will know who he is when he reads this!!!
A man with a 12" black cock and lots of energy
A sugar daddy who needs someone to spend his millions on, so I wouldnt need to waste my time working and could concentrate on my hobbies
My best friend to turn bi.
I would do "anything" Santa if you brought my wishes!!!
Love
Foxy
P.S.
Be careful cuming down the chimmney!!!!
Sex God
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry, but I do think that posts that ACTUALLY make me laugh out loud are worthy of recognition. Well done Kat - one of your best yet.
Dear Santa,
I am not very sorry to say ............
I have been a VERY naughty girl this year. :twisted:
Bearing that in mind, pleeeze may I have for Christmas:
A rabbit - because all the other girls have got one and I havn't :cry:
(and I don't mean a fluffy one - I want one with everlasting batteries that glows in the dark, so i can find it without waking Kat up - he takes sooooo long to wake up properly and be useful!) :shock:
New stockings (not hold ups please, 'cos they tend to roll down just when you get a rythm going) and - because Kat has used all mine up. I had to borrow a pair of his when we met BikerGuy
( sorry Biker, don't think we told you that bit )
Mark to cook me christmas dinner wearing his outfit from Sex Maniacs Ball. :twisted:
Blue to serve Kat and I Christmas dinner in a sexy maids uniform with stockings and suspenders. (That's for Kat really, but I think I'll enjoy it too)
One of these: (the leather basque NOT the female wearing it!)
And Allgood in a black leather Kilt so I won't have to fantasise anymore when Kat is flirting with Jags
A truck driver from Leek to deliver all my pressies on Christmas morning
Tell you what, see what you can do and I'll wait up for you on Christmas Eve. They may have once called you but, when you see what I'm wearing, you'll be so pleased to see me you won't be able to get back up the chimney for a while.
OOOOOOH! Merry Crimbo every one :happy: :happy: :happy: :angel:
Kit
xxx
P.S. sorry Santa, I forgot World Peace
I am not very sorry to say ............
I have been a VERY naughty girl this year. :twisted:
Bearing that in mind, pleeeze may I have for Christmas:
A rabbit - because all the other girls have got one and I havn't :cry:
(and I don't mean a fluffy one - I want one with everlasting batteries that glows in the dark, so i can find it without waking Kat up - he takes sooooo long to wake up properly and be useful!) :shock:
New stockings (not hold ups please, 'cos they tend to roll down just when you get a rythm going) and - because Kat has used all mine up. I had to borrow a pair of his when we met BikerGuy
( sorry Biker, don't think we told you that bit ) Mark to cook me christmas dinner wearing his outfit from Sex Maniacs Ball. :twisted:
Blue to serve Kat and I Christmas dinner in a sexy maids uniform with stockings and suspenders. (That's for Kat really, but I think I'll enjoy it too)
One of these: (the leather basque NOT the female wearing it!)
And Allgood in a black leather Kilt so I won't have to fantasise anymore when Kat is flirting with Jags
A truck driver from Leek to deliver all my pressies on Christmas morning
Tell you what, see what you can do and I'll wait up for you on Christmas Eve. They may have once called you but, when you see what I'm wearing, you'll be so pleased to see me you won't be able to get back up the chimney for a while.
OOOOOOH! Merry Crimbo every one :happy: :happy: :happy: :angel:
Kit
xxx
P.S. sorry Santa, I forgot World Peace
Sex God
Right then!! As I seem to have fallen into the role of trying to make everyone else's wishes come true (we can get round to mine later), and I realise that I hadn't actually responded to Sappho's original list, here goes:
Happy to oblige! I am a bass so we need two more basses and then two (maximum three) tenors. Any late applicants will be handed over to bluexxx to be turned into counter-tenors :shock: :eeek: , so don't hang around chaps!! We'll need some rehearsal time I suspect ( :!: ). I'll supply the carol sheets and a tuning fork or pitch-pipe. :idea: Oooh, I know a FANTASTIC a Capella arrangement of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas', I'll dig it out.**
That's an easy one, but you'll need to tell me what size. I mean AA, AAA or what? Well how am I supposed to know??
Your wish is my command - ALWAYS! :wink:
I think he has already confirmed that. Thanks, Kat.
:twisted: :twisted: Oh yes, it will be a pleasure. PM me your size, just to be on the safe side. I may have to go and have a lie down again now!!
Listen, if I am stark bollock naked - apart from the mistletoe (see items 1 and 3) and you are wearing nothing but silk underwear including holdup stockings (see item 5), then item 6 is an absolute given!! :lol: :lol:
That feels better. I DO like making people happy!!
Now then BlueEyes, we need the details of your list, please.
**There is actually a verse which runs "We won't go until we've got some, We won't go until we've got some" etc., etc. which seems appropriate. Honest! Look it up if you don't believe me.
It's good to be back!!
Item: The male members of the GFZ singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, completely stark bollock naked, to the assembled ladies of the BFZ.
Happy to oblige! I am a bass so we need two more basses and then two (maximum three) tenors. Any late applicants will be handed over to bluexxx to be turned into counter-tenors :shock: :eeek:
, so don't hang around chaps!! We'll need some rehearsal time I suspect ( :!: ). I'll supply the carol sheets and a tuning fork or pitch-pipe. :idea: Oooh, I know a FANTASTIC a Capella arrangement of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas', I'll dig it out.**Item: New batteries for my rabbit - Duracell for preference
That's an easy one, but you'll need to tell me what size. I mean AA, AAA or what? Well how am I supposed to know??
Item: Will with a sprig of mistletoe stuck in his hunstman's cap
Your wish is my command - ALWAYS! :wink: Item: Kat as a Christmas elf
I think he has already confirmed that. Thanks, Kat.
Item: Silk underwear including holdup stockings
:twisted: :twisted: Oh yes, it will be a pleasure. PM me your size, just to be on the safe side.
I may have to go and have a lie down again now!!Item: Passionate and sensual sex
Listen, if I am stark bollock naked - apart from the mistletoe (see items 1 and 3) and you are wearing nothing but silk underwear including holdup stockings (see item 5), then item 6 is an absolute given!! :lol: :lol:
That feels better. I DO like making people happy!!
Now then BlueEyes, we need the details of your list, please.
**There is actually a verse which runs "We won't go until we've got some, We won't go until we've got some" etc., etc. which seems appropriate. Honest! Look it up if you don't believe me.
It's good to be back!!
Mod
Afternoon Will
didn't know you've been away!
Mal
didn't know you've been away!
Mal
Sex God
I've been here, but too busy working. Someone please tell Kit I have been working before she hits me again .
Besides, the Forum has been awfully quiet this week. The fact that it is Friday has obviously livened it up a bit.
Thanks for saying 'Hi', Mal.
.Besides, the Forum has been awfully quiet this week. The fact that it is Friday has obviously livened it up a bit.
Thanks for saying 'Hi', Mal.
