Classic E Mails

22 Mar 2004

I know there is already a thread on this - but this one must rate a thread of it's own.

Title: I am interested in
Text : dogging tell me about it I saw a piece in the paper to day

Someone please tell me how to respond to this - it deserves something really special.
lhk
Kat

22 Mar 2004

This is one which arrived today via the 'report this ad' link in the ads - thank goodness it didn't go to some unfortunate woman!!

Reason given for reporting:-
hello i '' shage ya

Men!!!

:lol:

22 Mar 2004

Quote by KitKat
I know there is already a thread on this - but this one must rate a thread of it's own.
Title: I am interested in
Text : dogging tell me about it I saw a piece in the paper to day

Someone please tell me how to respond to this - it deserves something really special.
lhk
Kat
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your inquiry.
As you have read the News Of The World, I shall dispense with the "Background Information For Idiots" and get straight on to the advanced knowledge that a person of your obvious intelligence and perspicacity deserves.
Firstly, as I'm sure you've guessed, the term "dogging" is merely a code and a cover for our true mission, which is the jabberwocking of government jubjubs. Indeed, so frumious has this infiltration become, we need all the vorpals we can get to counter the blatant whiffling that threatens the stability of the borogoves, and with it the very fabric of mimsy society.
The uffish manner in which these Bandersnatch agents continue to gyre and gimble throughout the wabes of Tugley, necessitates a manxome response, which we hope you will be frabjous enough to offer, for without the burble of slithy toves as brillig as yourself, it is doubtful they will ever be outgrabe!
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Yours Sincerely,
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
...Reluctantly snipped to save space...

At quarter to two in the morning, I must wholeheartedely commend you on a fine piece of wit that, having been up for far too many hours I don't have a hope of matching...!
It has to be done, if only to see how far over the recipient's head it flies. And I suspect Mr Dodgson would have seen the funny side too...
Top stuff.
A

22 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd love to post something witty and intelligent here but it's late and the cider has infiltrated the bloodstream. I just couldn't let this pass without reply though. Nice 1!!
Steve

22 Mar 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'd love to post something witty and intelligent here but it's late and the cider has infiltrated the bloodstream. I just couldn't let this pass without reply though. Nice 1!!
Steve

Thought I had tucked you in, read you a goodnight story and kissed your brow... do you need a glass of water now????
lol

:lol:

22 Mar 2004

Only recently did I decide to reveal my email address... and within an hour I got a message which read (Ahem!)
"Seen your pics. Gizza call and make me cum you horney minx.... 077********* "
Sigh...!

22 Mar 2004

Ice Pie,
That was spot on-clever stuff wink

Arti

22 Mar 2004

Nice one!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Mar 2004

no call me call me!! oohh ohhh pllleaaaassee *boing boing boing*

22 Mar 2004

I just noticed... it's not ALLLLL men. how about "..... bring your cock and your car.."
Bit of a bugger going all the way to York and finding out you've left your cock behind... or worse... walking up the M1 with your cock in your hand going.... "I'm sure I've forgotten something"