Title: I am interested in
Text : dogging tell me about it I saw a piece in the paper to day
Someone please tell me how to respond to this - it deserves something really special.
lhk
Kat
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I know there is already a thread on this - but this one must rate a thread of it's own.
Title: I am interested in
Text : dogging tell me about it I saw a piece in the paper to day
Someone please tell me how to respond to this - it deserves something really special.
lhk
Kat
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your inquiry.
As you have read the News Of The World, I shall dispense with the "Background Information For Idiots" and get straight on to the advanced knowledge that a person of your obvious intelligence and perspicacity deserves.
Firstly, as I'm sure you've guessed, the term "dogging" is merely a code and a cover for our true mission, which is the jabberwocking of government jubjubs. Indeed, so frumious has this infiltration become, we need all the vorpals we can get to counter the blatant whiffling that threatens the stability of the borogoves, and with it the very fabric of mimsy society.
The uffish manner in which these Bandersnatch agents continue to gyre and gimble throughout the wabes of Tugley, necessitates a manxome response, which we hope you will be frabjous enough to offer, for without the burble of slithy toves as brillig as yourself, it is doubtful they will ever be outgrabe!
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Yours Sincerely,
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson
Quote by Ice Pie
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At quarter to two in the morning, I must wholeheartedely commend you on a fine piece of wit that, having been up for far too many hours I don't have a hope of matching...!
It has to be done, if only to see how far over the recipient's head it flies. And I suspect Mr Dodgson would have seen the funny side too...
Top stuff.
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Quote by steveg_nw
I'd love to post something witty and intelligent here but it's late and the cider has infiltrated the bloodstream. I just couldn't let this pass without reply though. Nice 1!!
Steve
Thought I had tucked you in, read you a goodnight story and kissed your brow... do you need a glass of water now????
Sex God
Nice one!
