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omg .... what have i done this morning redface redface redface redface redface
I decides that since its pay day i would visit that ever so popular online marketplace rolleyes (which i usually avoid oh so well) to buy my sons main present for xmas (yes i know its still only october :twisted: )
so £170 later did i stop ......nooooooooooooooooooooooooo :crazy:
i carried one like the dimm witted fook numpty that i am and have now finished my christmas shopping :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: at the costly sum of............... :sparring: a few pence short of £800 :sparring:
i only went to buy 1 thing ffs how did that happen dunno
on the plus side i am in soo much trouble i just remembered the paypal account is now linked to deks bank account after some trouble a few months ago with my card and ive already paid for everything oooooooooopppppppppps smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
so i guess that means dek has paid for his own presents and more redface

how will i explain that one ffs
think its time to ban the tan from the internet :sticky:
£800 wow and all your shopping done ......... well done you wish i could be so organised
Tan - they sure know how to draw you in!!
I was mad on it too a while back but just had to ban myself, one does get a wee bit er carried away does one not? rolleyes
the 800 quid was just today tho i already had alot of things that i had previously bought redface redface redface
Quote by niceandgentle
Tan - they sure know how to draw you in!!
I was mad on it too a while back but just had to ban myself, one does get a wee bit er carried away does one not? rolleyes

yes they do i tend to stear well clear these days when i first got the internet on i did get carried away and spend a fortume on well junk smile as i think everyone has at some point or other but after much searching for the best bargain for the sons present ebay was the cheapest new one i could find only i just didnt stop biggrin biggrin
I would think dek is in for a nice dinner and a few evening treats!!
lol
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I would think dek is in for a nice dinner and a few evening treats!!
lol

i think the bill might get lost in the post redface redface redface
no il be honest ive transferred the money over to his account and will tell him tonight (maybe mid bj biggrin )
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on the plus side i am in soo much trouble i just remembered the paypal account is now linked to deks bank account after some trouble a few months ago with my card and ive already paid for everything oooooooooopppppppppps smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

that's the plus side?? confused I'd be peggin it down to sell my body if I were you my little sweet one! bolt rotflmao
800 squidly diddly.. Oh dear... oh f'kin dear springs to mind! :scared:
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on the plus side i am in soo much trouble i just remembered the paypal account is now linked to deks bank account after some trouble a few months ago with my card and ive already paid for everything oooooooooopppppppppps smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

that's the plus side?? confused I'd be peggin it down to sell my body if I were you my little sweet one! bolt rotflmao
800 squidly diddly.. Oh dear... oh f'kin dear springs to mind! :scared:
simple mistake to make honest redface and to be fair when we changed the paypal account over to his bank account it was the last time we used it how was i supposed to remember :twisted:
Well how's it going?? lol
not looking good hes working late so wont be very happy when he gets in to start with sad
at least you transferred the unds over and are prepared to accept what you did...........
he wont be angry............ at least i wouldnt be.
but on the other hand........... mad
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at least you transferred the unds over and are prepared to accept what you did...........
he wont be angry............ at least i wouldnt be.
but on the other hand........... mad

he wont be angry about it coming out of his bank account more how much i spent redface typical man eh
if i was really evil i wouldnt of transfered the funds us women would never do things like that would we confused: rolleyes
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at least you transferred the unds over and are prepared to accept what you did...........
he wont be angry............ at least i wouldnt be.
but on the other hand........... mad

he wont be angry about it coming out of his bank account more how much i spent redface typical man eh
if i was really evil i wouldnt of transfered the funds us women would never do things like that would we confused: rolleyes
i know a woman who would.......... note im using the past tense
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i know a woman who would.......... note im using the past tense

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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on the plus side i am in soo much trouble i just remembered the paypal account is now linked to deks bank account after some trouble a few months ago with my card and ive already paid for everything oooooooooopppppppppps smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

that's the plus side?? confused I'd be peggin it down to sell my body if I were you my little sweet one! bolt rotflmao
800 squidly diddly.. Oh dear... oh f'kin dear springs to mind! :scared:
simple mistake to make honest redface and to be fair when we changed the paypal account over to his bank account it was the last time we used it how was i supposed to remember :twisted:
I'd still run for cover, and from the covers you should ask if he would like a "bjtc"??!!! blast
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I'd still run for cover, and from the covers you should ask if he would like a "bjtc"??!!! blast

i have a plan :twisted:
11pm is dog walking time in our house which is deks job at that time of night (im usually told to get upstairs n get changed into someething more uncomfortable) so enter one ready made long apologetic text on me fone complete with saucy bits on the end ready to press send when he walks out the door mad dash upstairs put his favourite outfit on n back down stairs before he returns redface should work if not im dead biggrin
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I'd still run for cover, and from the covers you should ask if he would like a "bjtc"??!!! blast

i have a plan :twisted:
11pm is dog walking time in our house which is deks job at that time of night (im usually told to get upstairs n get changed into someething more uncomfortable) so enter one ready made long apologetic text on me fone complete with saucy bits on the end ready to press send when he walks out the door mad dash upstairs put his favourite outfit on n back down stairs before he returns redface should work if not im dead biggrin
We await an update.... wink
It's 11pm Tan, you'd better be slippin' into something more comfy by now! We wait with baited breath for the next installment....
its ok im alive :giggle: :thumbup:
there was no shouting he actually laughed at me ffs rolleyes even though i wouldnt let him c wat i had bought :evil2: well of course i wont its his suprises to
and ive already slipped into something less comfortable the dog gave the nod abit early tnite
so panic over now i better change the password so he cant find out what he getting :giggle:
he called me a fook witted numpty :thrilled:
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rotflmao Aww so we won't get a detailed sexy thread about how you two made it up then lol.
Glad all's okay biggrin

that could still happen damn blueandpink requesting sexy threads im all horny
Tan there's only one thing for it, start selling on that well known Internet based market place.
And it's half price listing day tomorrow!
i will have to liasons ive been at it again im in soo much trouble now (with my own money this time though redface redface redface redface redface
1 very nice new bed arriving on fri :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: it was in the sale really honest a bargain :evil2:
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its ok im alive :giggle: :thumbup:
there was no shouting he actually laughed at me ffs rolleyes even though i wouldnt let him c wat i had bought :evil2: well of course i wont its his suprises to
and ive already slipped into something less comfortable the dog gave the nod abit early tnite
so panic over now i better change the password so he cant find out what he getting :giggle:
he called me a fook witted numpty :thrilled:

Ah but I'm sure the term "fook witted numpty" was never meant with more affection than by Dek to you Tan! wink
But I think you should herewith be banned from you-know-what bay for a short term of 99 years! wink
Quote by niceandgentle
its ok im alive :giggle: :thumbup:
there was no shouting he actually laughed at me ffs rolleyes even though i wouldnt let him c wat i had bought :evil2: well of course i wont its his suprises to
and ive already slipped into something less comfortable the dog gave the nod abit early tnite
so panic over now i better change the password so he cant find out what he getting :giggle:
he called me a fook witted numpty :thrilled:

Ah but I'm sure the term "fook witted numpty" was never meant with more affection than by Dek to you Tan! wink
But I think you should herewith be banned from you-know-what bay for a short term of 99 years! wink
no hun its his latest name for me he luffs me really biggrin i aint told him about the bed yet redface
Quote by dekntan
its ok im alive :giggle: :thumbup:
there was no shouting he actually laughed at me ffs rolleyes even though i wouldnt let him c wat i had bought :evil2: well of course i wont its his suprises to
and ive already slipped into something less comfortable the dog gave the nod abit early tnite
so panic over now i better change the password so he cant find out what he getting :giggle:
he called me a fook witted numpty :thrilled:

Ah but I'm sure the term "fook witted numpty" was never meant with more affection than by Dek to you Tan! wink
But I think you should herewith be banned from you-know-what bay for a short term of 99 years! wink
no hun its his latest name for me he luffs me really biggrin i aint told him about the bed yet redface
Ah but he will come to love that bed, it will be the scene of many a happy s****ing session!
(I meant many a happy SLEEPING session of course! redface)
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Ah but he will come to love that bed, it will be the scene of many a happy s****ing session!
(I meant many a happy SLEEPING session of course! redface)

of course you did rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes biggrin