Closet naturist.

26 Apr 2005

I was chatting with a lovely lady in the Cafe the other day and she was telling me how she saved time on ironing by just not wearing any clothing around the house!!! :shock: :shock: (Judging by her avatar pic this is probably a site for sore eyes!!!) :shock: :shock:
This reminded me of when I were a lad and lived alone. I explored the joy & freedom of closet naturism by doing the same thing around my house.
I've tended not to do it quite so much over recent years 'cos it would probably have put the wife off her dinner.
Anyway, the Cafe lady's comments reminded me of a time when I was sauntering around my house as nature intended one weekend morning when the nextdoor neighbour caught a good look as she peered through a gap in the net curtains!!!
She was only looking in to see if I was up 'cos she didn't want to ring the door-bell and wake me up incase I was still recovering from a 'night before' feeling. She was thoughtful like that!!!
With her being a dear old grandmother I think she was a bit more embarrassed than me. redface

It made me wonder if anyone has been caught out by neighbours, friends or family like this or doing things they shouldn't be doing.
I've seen a couple of threads where a couple having a passionate dogging session have seen a neighbours nose pressed up against the car window!!!
Are there any other situations you would like to share with the rest of us? There must be!!!

26 Apr 2005

A friend of mine once answer the door with her t-shirt tuck in her bra and all on show ... the postman must have thought she was insane (she was nursing a baby at the time LOL he knocked)
She never realised until he'd gone and she sat back down again LOL
C x

26 Apr 2005

Hey Littlemee,,, I think `I know that woman too!!!
I don't wear much clothes indoor, I have to say. I get through the front door and by the time the door slams shut, I'll be halfway peeling off my clothes. I am constantly picking up after a trail of clothes from the hallway all the way up my stairs and on the landing upstairs.
A few times I have had this neighbour stand at his back door looking up to my bedroom window. My bed is quite near the window and I am rather fond of daytime mattress athletics and I think he might have caught sight of me a couple of times. It gets pretty pathetic when I find him standing there every morning though.
At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...

26 Apr 2005

Getting up at the unearthly hour of 5am one morning to let my barking and sometimes incontinent dog into the garden I didn't bother to put any clothes on ...As I pulled back the curtains to open the french window I heard this voice say ..hmmm nice arse ..
I turned round to see my mother in law who was stopping with us and had got up to let her yorkie terrier out too. redface

ops:

26 Apr 2005

I live in a basement flat and if you come down our garden path you can see in through our lounge/kitchen window. Anyway, i tend to forget that other people use that garden path and have been caught wondering around in my knickers often by people doing the garden and whatever. It's really embarassing considering how much i like being seen nekkid - not in my own home though.

26 Apr 2005

Where I live before it was one the 3rd floor and no one could see in.
so when I moved I carried on as before walking around naked most of the time, but now in a flat above a shop on the main road.
Which was ok untill the busses came past on the monday morning, and the top deck go an eyefull
I have also dicovered the block of flats two streets away can see into my bathroom as well.
But who cares, let them look

26 Apr 2005

Where I used to live with my ex, our bedroom window was in direct line of sight with Oxford Road train station, platform number 5, exactly opposite the staff offices.
I think we kept most of the staff amused for the 18 months we lived there with our bedroom antics, plus my ex had a 36DD chest so you could see their heads turn slowly as they walked down the platform. lol

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
A friend of mine ........

Now be honest C, is this the infamous "I know a friend who..." when we all know who you really mean!!! wink

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
By the way, the latest avatar picture is just gorgeous.
You have quite a few quality pictures to choose from judging from your web site. :thumbup: :wink:

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...

I have to ask redface

doesn't your cat like tits?
John
lol

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...

I have to ask redface

doesn't your cat like tits?
John
lol

john,
it's not that.. if i don't hold my tits, if a gust of wind blows i might end up giving myself a black eye

26 Apr 2005

By the way, the latest avatar picture is just gorgeous.

that's calista's smiley face pose, with it's cute eyes and little button nose and big cheeky grin! rotflmao

neil x x x ;)

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
A friend of mine once answer the door with her t-shirt tuck in her bra and all on show ... the postman must have thought she was insane (she was nursing a baby at the time LOL he knocked)
She never realised until he'd gone and she sat back down again LOL
C x

I did something very similar myself ...... but I actually opened the door to the gas man with one virtually out :shock: ........I think i scared him off cos he never did come in and read the meter? lol

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

At around 12 midnight, I can often be found at the garden patio with my arm round my tits calling my cat in...

I have to ask redface

doesn't your cat like tits?
John
lol

john,
it's not that.. if i don't hold my tits, if a gust of wind blows i might end up giving myself a black eye
Is your pussy tucked up for the night or are you still at the mercy of those North Westerlies?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee

LOL
yes my pussy is tucked up for the night... thanks for asking..

26 Apr 2005

Give her a stroke from me, won't you!!! wink

26 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
Give her a stroke from me, won't you!!!

yeah, ok, don't forget, you need to spank yoour monkey....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
yeah, ok, don't forget, you need to spank yoour monkey.... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Armed with an image of you and a tube of KY!!!
He'll get a good spanking. redface

26 Apr 2005

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Getting up at the unearthly hour of 5am one morning to let my barking and sometimes incontinent dog into the garden I didn't bother to put any clothes on ...As I pulled back the curtains to open the french window I heard this voice say ..hmmm nice arse ..
I turned round to see my mother in law who was stopping with us and had got up to let her yorkie terrier out too. ops:

yeah im always letting the dog out half naked in the on a t-shirt arse on show to the world
but i dont care at 3am and half asleep
ps agree with the nice arse you r ma-in-law has good taste
:twisted: :twisted: