am I the only idiot here who has no accurate idea of how hung he is? (by measure of hand, so to speak I'd say about average/medium...have not had complaints..then again I don't think I've ever shagged the kind of girl that would point and laugh..nor have I had complaints on my performance..so it may well be that I'm small and don't know)...girth I know to have enough to have a few girls consider and then dismiss anal.
that's all I know, besides the fact that maximum erection is hard to achieve in "laboratory conditions" and that an accurate measurement is hard to do...
AND of course that I would look and feel like an idiot, in the bathroom, wanking with a ruler in my hand... which is why I never bothered in the first place.
I am a bit amazed and also a bit put off by the constant pursuit that seems to happen here..I get the feeling that 70% (purely figurative number..don't start nitpicking) of the ladies declares that they're after a big cock..possibly black.
each to their own taste, of course... and there are enough ladies out there who swing the other way..so that's not it..but I HAVE noticed it... (on other websites I've been on it wasn't as evident nor "important"..)
also, I've noticed that when it comes to it, most girls will admit that in fact it isn't necessary and can actually be a bit of a problem.
I've also noticed that most male profiles (or couples) on which I've stumbled seem to have all huge cocks..which I find a bit suspicious, given that I might not know my size, but I HAVE read upon the subject and the average size is quite below what is most commonly reported on said profiles...
my conclusions?
girls are greedy!
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Likes a big one :rascal: not a massive one they hurt :scared: but its the thrust that does more for me than the size :twisted:
Greedy gal here
Greedy gal here
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Quote by travlinmanukoktan your avatar is oh so sexy grrrrrrrrr....just drool at the pic xx
Likes a big one :rascal: not a massive one they hurt :scared: but its the thrust that does more for me than the size :twisted:
Greedy gal here
steve xx
Thank you
ops: I found this who wants to do some art attack :lol2:
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Tan 
Now, who's going to be first to admit they've printed it out and tried it?! :rascal:
Now, who's going to be first to admit they've printed it out and tried it?! :rascal:
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Hugh: .......
Mine's rather affectionately called Andrew
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Quote by bouncy332
well for me it needs to be longer than 5 inches purely cause i got such i big arse they need enough to get past the bugger and into me
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I don't mind what size they are (unless they really are at the extremes of the scale) as long as they're attractive looking.
I prefer uncut if I'm given a choice but the right cut ones do it for me too. Thicker is better as far as I'm concerned and I love a big bellend rather than it tapering off.
What always gets me is the members who describe themselves as VWE or VVWE or HUGE in their ads/profiles and yet are most obviously hung like a hamster (despite the flattering cam angle). I've even seen one of those who persisted in posting "VVWE male looking for a meet" into the chat, and getting ridiculed for it.....what don't they understand? One sandwich short?
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I prefer uncut if I'm given a choice but the right cut ones do it for me too. Thicker is better as far as I'm concerned and I love a big bellend rather than it tapering off.
What always gets me is the members who describe themselves as VWE or VVWE or HUGE in their ads/profiles and yet are most obviously hung like a hamster (despite the flattering cam angle). I've even seen one of those who persisted in posting "VVWE male looking for a meet" into the chat, and getting ridiculed for it.....what don't they understand? One sandwich short?
:happy:
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Tan
Now, who's going to be first to admit they've printed it out and tried it?! :rascal:
I'm laminating it and carrying it round in my handbag!
There speaks a teacher - laminating anything that doesn't move quick enough!
Quote by Varken
I don't mind what size they are (unless they really are at the extremes of the scale) as long as they're attractive looking.
I prefer uncut if I'm given a choice but the right cut ones do it for me too. Thicker is better as far as I'm concerned and I love a big bellend rather than it tapering off.
What always gets me is the members who describe themselves as VWE or VVWE or HUGE in their ads/profiles and yet are most obviously hung like a hamster (despite the flattering cam angle). I've even seen one of those who persisted in posting "VVWE male looking for a meet" into the chat, and getting ridiculed for it.....what don't they understand? One sandwich short?
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Ooo, a fellow doctor of cockology... hello
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Quote by westerross
Hugh: .......
Mine's rather affectionately called Andrew
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So what other names do people give their cocks?
Hugh
Andrew
Hugh
Andrew
Warming the Bed
Hi y"all .....
I've only just dipped into this thread but have found the chat so far interesting & intriguing . I am a w/e guy who is happy with his " assets " , it seems to me there is a continual fascination from both sexes about large appendages .!! ... and why not ? , Is there not something erotic & pleasurable watching someone with a large cock having great sex with a woman/women . Visually it ticks the boxes for many , more and more people ask for w/e specifically when they write ads .
What i'm trying to say is we all have something to offer . Having a big cock per se , means nothing ! i'd like to think from my experience though , yes it does give you an angle initially because others are curious , they ask you questions and sometimes want to experience what it's like . Large cocks have a very big part to play within swinging , let's just appreciate what it " brings to the table " . Thanks y'all
I've only just dipped into this thread but have found the chat so far interesting & intriguing . I am a w/e guy who is happy with his " assets " , it seems to me there is a continual fascination from both sexes about large appendages .!! ... and why not ? , Is there not something erotic & pleasurable watching someone with a large cock having great sex with a woman/women . Visually it ticks the boxes for many , more and more people ask for w/e specifically when they write ads .
What i'm trying to say is we all have something to offer . Having a big cock per se , means nothing ! i'd like to think from my experience though , yes it does give you an angle initially because others are curious , they ask you questions and sometimes want to experience what it's like . Large cocks have a very big part to play within swinging , let's just appreciate what it " brings to the table " . Thanks y'all
Is it all about the size tho? A really good lover doesn`t necessarily have to have a monster in his trousers, and to be honest i prefer girth, i too like the full feeling and some long cocks area bit too skiny for me.
Ohh and an added bonus is a p.a. piercing, now that does do wonders :wink: :wink:
Ohh and an added bonus is a p.a. piercing, now that does do wonders
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Quote by blackboyjoy
Hi y"all .....
I've only just dipped into this thread but have found the chat so far interesting & intriguing . I am a w/e guy who is happy with his " assets " , it seems to me there is a continual fascination from both sexes about large appendages .!! ... and why not ? , Is there not something erotic & pleasurable watching someone with a large cock having great sex with a woman/women . Visually it ticks the boxes for many , more and more people ask for w/e specifically when they write ads .
What i'm trying to say is we all have something to offer . Having a big cock per se , means nothing ! i'd like to think from my experience though , yes it does give you an angle initially because others are curious , they ask you questions and sometimes want to experience what it's like . Large cocks have a very big part to play within swinging , let's just appreciate what it " brings to the table " . Thanks y'all
Large, medium and small cocks indeed do have parts to play in swinging... I'd not enjoy it half as much without them.
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Quote by Sarah
So what other names do people give their cocks?
Hugh
Andrew
Doctor David Bannerman??
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/gallery/photo/3329216/?c=public&t=1&n=3
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Quote by westerross
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/gallery/photo/3329216/?c=public&t=1&n=3
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Hmmm... by the look of it the first 2" are pushed into somewhere near his small intestine so we'll count that one as a 6"er... nice ruler though. I do wonder if the Millennium Training Centre ever thought they'd be used for such things? It might be fun to send them a copy and say 'I'm glad people pick up practical knowledge they can really apply, in your sessions' :rascal:
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Quote by BIoke
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/gallery/photo/3329216/?c=public&t=1&n=3
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Hmmm... by the look of it the first 2" are pushed into somewhere near his small intestine so we'll count that one as a 6"er... nice ruler though. I do wonder if the Millennium Training Centre ever thought they'd be used for such things? It might be fun to send them a copy and say 'I'm glad people pick up practical knowledge they can really apply, in your sessions' :rascal:
I thought it - you thought it and said it.
It reminds me of the lovely Sexy Sadie's guide on how it is cheating to measure yer cock from your prostate - pubic bone boys - pubic bone!!!.
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