Cock suck update

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit

How can you dislike a woman on top? so much more to play with (well a couple of things), never met a woman who doesn't get an extra something from doggie, so maybe you should try these a little more and she might relax with you a bit and get more adventurous.... then who knows what she might fancy trying next

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr, in that case, it sounds to me like she is bored with you. You obviously haven't taken the hint. I have money on her dumping you before you get round to dumping her. Sorry to be negative, like :mrgreen:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by da69ve
This is really getting me down. Why can't life be simple.

Fuck me just because your present girlfriend won't give you a blow job you think it's the end of the world........why don't you wait until something really serious happens to you then you're have something to worry about!......so she won't give you a bj...so what!...you can still have a fulfilling sex life without that.......
:thumbup:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit

How can you dislike a woman on top? so much more to play with (well a couple of things), never met a woman who doesn't get an extra something from doggie, so maybe you should try these a little more and she might relax with you a bit and get more adventurous.... then who knows what she might fancy trying next

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
thought doggy would be ideal for u then dunno

actually your starting to confuse me now

11 Aug 2005

Quote by seagull69
You know i never thought about it like that
So if she asked you if it was ok to shag you with a strap on and u said no and she left you, be honest and i mean totally honest would u feel that was ok or would you think 'well that was a bit over the top the bitch?'

If it was that important to her I would probably think she was pretty shallow, but I wouldn't object to her leaving on those grounds. What I would object to is if she tried to persuade me after I said I didn't want to.
Whats wrong with a little gentle persuasion if you have said no to something
bolt

In this context, quite a lot I think. People's sexual preferences are a bit deeper than whether or not they like Brussels sprouts. If someone asks me to do something I'm not comfortable with, I say no, and that should be the end of it. If they then tried to change my mind after I said no, well I would be insulted by that.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit

How can you dislike a woman on top? so much more to play with (well a couple of things), never met a woman who doesn't get an extra something from doggie, so maybe you should try these a little more and she might relax with you a bit and get more adventurous.... then who knows what she might fancy trying next

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
Personaly I think you are quite scarey mate rolleyes

11 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Just another thought
as i said b4 this is a swinging site right?
well why not meet couples and get a bj of their mrs?

I am exclusive with my current girlfriend.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
actually your starting to confuse me now

Me too.
This guy sounds like a sexual (and intellectual) bore.
I wouldn't give him a BJ either.
Sorry to be negative (again), like boink

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
You know i never thought about it like that
So if she asked you if it was ok to shag you with a strap on and u said no and she left you, be honest and i mean totally honest would u feel that was ok or would you think 'well that was a bit over the top the bitch?'

If it was that important to her I would probably think she was pretty shallow, but I wouldn't object to her leaving on those grounds. What I would object to is if she tried to persuade me after I said I didn't want to.
Whats wrong with a little gentle persuasion if you have said no to something
bolt

In this context, quite a lot I think. People's sexual preferences are a bit deeper than whether or not they like Brussels sprouts. If someone asks me to do something I'm not comfortable with, I say no, and that should be the end of it. If they then tried to change my mind after I said no, well I would be insulted by that.
yeah i agree with you there ice pie
i love bi men my hubbie is not bi and i have never even asked him to go with a man for me, i feel if he wants to he will bring it up himself and if i knew he was only doing it for me i wouldn't enjoy it knowing hes not.

11 Aug 2005

Hello HateitorLoveit,

That isn't it naughty. I cam here because I want to anonymously discuss a serious and sensitive topic. I'm not putting it up for the public vote - should i dump 'er yes no. I'm asking advice of a group of experienced, sexually confident people so that I can find ways to resolve a delicate personal problem without hurting anyone.

I cannot offer you any advice as only you really know how important it is to you. I personally think you are not talking to the right people, surely this is a matter you should discuss with your partner ? Tell her how important it is to you and see what she says, I do not mean "Listen love either suck me off or your out " but a sensible adult conversation about the needs and wants of you BOTH. You never know she may be harbouring a secret passion to dress up as pirates and call each other "Me Lad".
Most importantly before you talk to her make sure you know 100% what you want and 100% what you are prepared to do.
Can you be with this person indefinitely without her giving you oral ?
Is oral sex more important to you than this person ?
Are you really looking for her to give you what you want or are you looking for a person who really WANTS to give you oral sex ?
It is highly possible you will not find EVERYTHING you desire in 1 person, you just have to decide if the person in question is more important than things you do not get.
I am sorry I am not able to help, I personally feel the whole situation is quite sad for everyone concerned.

11 Aug 2005

Why am I scary? I am just being honest. I can't seem to please you guys.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.

Ok, so here's where it starts to sound distasteful to me. You're losing me now HIOLI.
Chris

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
Just another thought
as i said b4 this is a swinging site right?
well why not meet couples and get a bj of their mrs?

I am exclusive with my current girlfriend.
oh right sorry my mistake being on a swinging site n all confused

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
Why am I scary? I am just being honest. I can't seem to please you guys.

Honest, but sooooooooooooooooooooooooo god damn boring........
YOU'RE DUMPED! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Aug 2005

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff
crying and stuff .................
. I am quite dom..........
..... Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
doomed ............no just think ing your a right prat

11 Aug 2005

No I used to do other stuff in the past.
Why am I a sexual and intellectual bore. What could possibly prompt that comment? I just can't please you guys.
Anyway, thanks for the advice.
I just want to discuss my sexuality and feelings openly. With people not to judge but to try and help.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
No I used to do other stuff in the past.
Why am I a sexual and intellectual bore. What could possibly prompt that comment? I just can't please you guys.
Anyway, thanks for the advice.
I just want to discuss my sexuality and feelings openly. With people not to judge but to try and help.

Where's the ignore thread button you get on other forums?
MARK???

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit

How can you dislike a woman on top? so much more to play with (well a couple of things), never met a woman who doesn't get an extra something from doggie, so maybe you should try these a little more and she might relax with you a bit and get more adventurous.... then who knows what she might fancy trying next

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
just cos she's on top doesn't me you have no control, you are allowed to move as well, you can gently restrain her hips with your hands, if you both like to be in control you should both give in a bit or yes, you are doomed. think of it as bit of a game if you like, whoever has the upper hand is in control for a bit- you both might discover something new and exciting, but i expect your bored cos you just lie there doin nothing, i've had women who've done that and they were boring in bed- i want someone who's doing things for me as im doing thing for her. final thing, why would you want to shag her till she crys? or is this an extension of your power thing

11 Aug 2005

FFS ! ! !
You think you'vegot problems rolleyes

I'm trying to sort into order, the best three blow jobs I've ever had.
I know which are the top three - just can't place them to 1, 2 or 3.
One from about 14 years ago, and two quite recent.
Advice please :roll:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
No I used to do other stuff in the past.
Why am I a sexual and intellectual bore. What could possibly prompt that comment

Oooooh, you used to do other stuff in the past............... ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh........... like what?????? And why did you stop... ????? Maybe it's just old age that making you boring?
You are boring cos, welll............. some people just are.......... in fact, you're so boring I might dump you from this site...............
Trip trap trip trap of little trolly feet...............
Trip trap trip trap.................................

11 Aug 2005

I was once asked to describe my worst blow job.......................................................
It was fantastic!

11 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
just cos she's on top doesn't me you have no control, you are allowed to move as well, you can gently restrain her hips with your hands, if you both like to be in control you should both give in a bit or yes, you are doomed. think of it as bit of a game if you like, whoever has the upper hand is in control for a bit- you both might discover something new and exciting, but i expect your bored cos you just lie there doin nothing, i've had women who've done that and they were boring in bed- i want someone who's doing things for me as im doing thing for her. final thing, why would you want to shag her till she crys? or is this an extension of your power thing

Sorry the "fuck her till she cries" is a Charles Bukowski quote.
Thanks for that Meat. I realise there is a lot I can expand in my own sexual repertoire. Maybe I should think about that more. Hey, I can have fun trying.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu

How can you dislike a woman on top? so much more to play with (well a couple of things), never met a woman who doesn't get an extra something from doggie, so maybe you should try these a little more and she might relax with you a bit and get more adventurous.... then who knows what she might fancy trying next

Thats a good point. I just get bored when a girl is on top. I like to be in charge and fuck a girl like an animal until she starts crying and stuff. I am quite dom. Maybe thats why I like head so much.
But my new girlfriend is very dom as well so we kinda clash there. She loves going on top. Oh fuck it, I'm doomed.
just cos she's on top doesn't me you have no control, you are allowed to move as well, you can gently restrain her hips with your hands, if you both like to be in control you should both give in a bit or yes, you are doomed. think of it as bit of a game if you like, whoever has the upper hand is in control for a bit- you both might discover something new and exciting, but i expect your bored cos you just lie there doin nothing, i've had women who've done that and they were boring in bed- i want someone who's doing things for me as im doing thing for her. final thing, why would you want to shag her till she crys? or is this an extension of your power thing
power ...............i call it brutality
can i tie him up in a chair and bash him on the head with a frying pan plzzzzzzzz

11 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Where's the ignore thread button you get on other forums?
MARK???

There's a VB based board I use which has a shit-list function. It's a waste of time: You can see the shitlisted person's posts when other people quote them, and if nobody quotes them you have to keep unignoring them to find out what they're saying about you. rotflmao

11 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
FFS ! ! !
You think you've got problems
I'm trying to sort into order, the best three blow jobs I've ever had.
I know which are the top three - just can't place them to 1, 2 or 3.
One from about 14 years ago, and two quite recent.
Advice please :roll:

looks like you've missed out on the SH 'love god of the year' award Dammie rotflmao

11 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Just another thought
as i said b4 this is a swinging site right?
well why not meet couples and get a bj of their mrs?

I am exclusive with my current girlfriend.
oh right sorry my mistake being on a swinging site n all confused

I was gonna say the same
blink

11 Aug 2005

Well, it may not be the greatest thread ever, but it was certainly one of the fastest!
bolt

11 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
FFS ! ! !
You think you've got problems
I'm trying to sort into order, the best three blow jobs I've ever had.
I know which are the top three - just can't place them to 1, 2 or 3.
One from about 14 years ago, and two quite recent.
Advice please :roll:

I think you need a second opinion, Mr Buster.
Do you have my card already?

Quote by Ice Pie
Well, it may not be the greatest thread ever, but it was certainly one of the fastest!

Amen to that one, brother Pie.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by hateitorloveit
Why am I scary? I am just being honest. I can't seem to please you guys.

Why would you want to please any of us? Go and talk to your girlfriend. You're not getting the answers you want here and you're not likely to after some of the things you've said. Go and see Relate or somesuch organisation if your girlfriend is willing; I think you can also go alone, if she isn't keen. You're also beginning to whine now' in a 'why me, poor me' kind of way.
I'm inclined to agree with some of the others - it's your problem, not your girlfriend's.

11 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
FFS ! ! !
You think you've got problems
I'm trying to sort into order, the best three blow jobs I've ever had.
I know which are the top three - just can't place them to 1, 2 or 3.
One from about 14 years ago, and two quite recent.
Advice please :roll:

I think you need a second opinion, Mr Buster.
Do you have my card already?

I'm not sure I could get Mark II to agree a repeat performance, Chris :lol2:
Or . . . . . . . . . . .
Am I being naive (again redface

) and missed something there :shock:

11 Aug 2005

Just be grateful you have a girlfriend......there are some guys out there who would give their right arm just for that!........