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noladreams
Sex God
I can't really dress this up any other way, so my question to you dear forumites is:
What do you think of cocks?
I find them oddly fascinating - I think the variety of sizes, shapes etc just a source of utter curiosity. I love that no two ever look the same and yet they are all made to do the same thing. I think some cocks can be very attractive too.
So, the male member: whaddya think?
(It's Friday night: I'm stopping in and I'm thinking rude thoughts - forgive me the pointless thread!)
Unknown User
Like this

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Reacher
noladreams
Sex God
Yep... just like that rolleyes
*mutters to herself 'there's always one, ffs!'
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Quote by noladreams
Yep... just like that rolleyes
*mutters to herself 'there's always one, ffs!'

and it's normally me lol
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
What do you think of cocks?

Well i find mine quite useful to help me avoid pissing over my trousers biggrin
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Quote by Ms_Whips
i'm with you on this nola. it's like when people conplain about cock shots, i like them. i mean if i was looking to meet someone then i'd want more as well but the cock shot is a good start. any one who says 'when you've seen one you've seen um all' hasn't looked at enough lol
i'm really not partial to the thickly vained ones but i like looking at the differences. it's not always a sexual thing either i just like looking.
when i'm with someone and he's walking round naked i like to watch him. what can i say, i'm facinated biggrin
whips

but it looks looks a strangled chicken
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Quote by Reacher359
Like this

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Reacher

Don't make me get my cock picture avatar out again! confused wink smile
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Quote by Cubes
Like this

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Reacher

Don't make me get my cock picture avatar out again! confused wink smile
Go on do it......... dont be shy :D
Unknown User
No... I'm too shy! redface
Unknown User
Quote by Cubes
No... I'm too shy! redface

Thats one big cock you got there......:whistle:
Unknown User
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink
Unknown User
Quote by BIoke
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Leaky.....ewwwwww
Can you explain stabby biggrin
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Quote by Ms_Whips
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Leaky.....ewwwwww
Can you explain stabby biggrin
actually i like to see a guy turned on and leak precum.
whips
I read leaky as in the clap type leaking....
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Quote by Reacher359
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Leaky.....ewwwwww
Can you explain stabby biggrin
If you bend over and give me a dry carrot, I can show you :twisted:
Quote by Ms_Whips
actually i like to see a guy turned on and leak precum.
whips

It’s funny, that really turns me off to the point of wanting to puke... I think I have a precum phobia confused
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Quote by BIoke
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Leaky.....ewwwwww
Can you explain stabby biggrin
If you bend over and give me a dry carrot, I can show you :twisted:
Quote by Ms_Whips
actually i like to see a guy turned on and leak precum.
whips

It’s funny, that really turns me off to the point of wanting to puke... I think I have a precum phobia confused
can I take a rain check on the dry carrot....you do top and tail it first.... :D
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Quote by Reacher359
can I take a rain check on the dry carrot....you do top and tail it first.... biggrin

Just tail.. it's best to keep the leaves on in case it gets stuck wink
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Quote by BIoke
can I take a rain check on the dry carrot....you do top and tail it first.... biggrin

Just tail.. it's best to keep the leaves on in case it gets stuck wink
:rolflmao:
Unknown User
You have a quickie wink Can you send me a pic of your carrot please? cool
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Quote by BIoke
You have a quickie wink Can you send me a pic of your carrot please? cool


I dont show for just anyone redface
foxylady2209
Sex God
Purple Parsnips are much sexier. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Witchy
Sex God
Is that the carrot & dick approach? dunno
Unknown User
I'm 'forbidden' from looking at your carrot apparently sad
And yup, we like big purple parsnips lol
awol
Orgasminator
Quote by noladreams
I can't really dress this up any other way, so my question to you dear forumites is:
What do you think of cocks?

I don't know about other men's cocks but I love mine, it has given me much pleasure for most of my life. And I'm not talking about sexual pleasure only. Anyone who has had the misfortune of desperately wanting a pee and waiting for hours to have one will know how good it feels to relieve oneself after a long wait - it feels goooood smile
The one thing that annoys me though is that my cock seems to have a mind of its own - always desperately looking to hide inside a vagina - well OK vaginas can be rather accomodating so I can't blame my cock for that. But the feeling is constant! Sometimes the bloody thing can get really argumentative, it just won't shut up and demand vagina, vagina, I want a vagina! Being a man is a constant struggle between listening to your cock and listening to your brain.
The brain always loses - I wonder why!?
As for looks - if I told you a woman once told me my cock is beautiful and should be used as a model to cast dildos you won't believe me - so I won't tell you. Or maybe she said she wished my cock was as big and as beautiful as a dildo? I can't quite remember - I wasn't thinking with my brain at the time.
Ah well...
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Quote by BIoke
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Couldn`t of put it better myself rolleyes my OH has a lovely veiny meaty one mmmmmmmm absolutely edible
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I really like cocks but only nice ones - long, straight, thick, meaty, veiny, same width all the way down with big, low hanging nuts type ones - yummy! cool
Ugly thin, short, chipolata-type, pokey, stabby, leaky, bendy, nasty ones are horrid though :scared:
Wot? dunno Well you did ask wink

Not sure I've ever really considered the low hanging nuts a prerequisite, but apart from that :thumbup:
tmann
Sex God
My wife says the cock is the most unattractive part of a man, but the most useful.
Unknown User
Some of them are just so handsome! :smitten:
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Some of them are just so handsome! :smitten:

That's a great way to describe a cock.. 'handsome' - some really are :P
x
Am I allowed to post a pic of a handsome cock... I'm not sure what the rules are any more? I think they've changed?! confused
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Quote by BIoke
Some of them are just so handsome! :smitten:

That's a great way to describe a cock.. 'handsome' - some really are :P
x
Am I allowed to post a pic of a handsome cock... I'm not sure what the rules are any more? I think they've changed?! confused
If not, just pm it to me ;)
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Quote by TheLovelyOne
Some of them are just so handsome! :smitten:

That's a great way to describe a cock.. 'handsome' - some really are :P
x
Am I allowed to post a pic of a handsome cock... I'm not sure what the rules are any more? I think they've changed?! confused
If not, just pm it to me ;)
You have a PM wink