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RedRHG
Orgasminator
MORNIN!!!!
biggrin
Cathy x
RedRHG
Orgasminator
Sorry no topic so......
What's the thing that wakes ya up in the morning?
Cathy x
Unknown User
Quote by Red(RHG)
Sorry no topic so......
What's the thing that wakes ya up in the morning?
Cathy x

MR Debs stiffie biggrin
Unknown User
my alarm clock!!! I hate that bastard thing!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr evil
Re__Lapse
Sex God
The fkin kids next door, slamming and bashing and generally making a hell of a lot of noise. At some god awful time in the am. mad :x
kristof
Orgasminator
the sound of a stomach growling its hunger
that dogs got a big dammed stomach
RedRHG
Orgasminator
Quote by Debbiewebs
Sorry no topic so......
What's the thing that wakes ya up in the morning?
Cathy x

MR Debs stiffie biggrin
Can't fault 'im!
:twisted:
Kitty
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
MR Debs stiffie biggrin

:eeek: Oooooooooooooooh!!!!! Ya lucky bugger :twisted: :twisted:
No sign of a stiffie in my bed this morning evil
Unknown User
Usually the truck parked next to me, revving it's balls off to build up the air, or - if I'm very lucky - someone will have sneaked in close to me with a reefer rattling banging and blowing ! ! !
Although - in the spring/summer - it can also be the sound of birdsong.
Tania
Orgasminator
The need to pee?
It's been a long time since I have been woken up by a stiffy or even kisses. I have stopped sleeping with men ever since I broke up with my ex partner - nearly a year and a half ago. (That does not mean I don't have sex of course... wink )
Vix
Sex God
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
bikerdave
Sexlightened
Quote by Vix
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
makes me wanna have kids.
Vix
Sex God
Quote by bikerdave
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
makes me wanna have kids.
NO! Do what Reese did and get a few when they're past 'baby' stage.
bikerdave
Sexlightened
Quote by Vix
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.
makes me wanna have kids.
NO! Do what Reese did and get a few when they're past 'baby' borrow my sisters. i can give them back then when they get on my nerves.
dragonlly
Warming the Bed
A kiss goodbye along with tea in an insulated mug with lid, so its still hot in case i go back to sleep!!
And on Friday mornings which is a bad day, I get a peeled orange and 2 cubes of chocolate with my tea !!
God I love that man biggrin :D
Lydia xx
Libra__Love
Sex God
This morning?
Southern Waters digging up the bloody road mad again!!!!!
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Vix
My 8 yr old daughter.
She makes us coffee and brings it in. She gets herself and her (older) brother breakfast, feeds the cat and makes sure that she and her bro have everything ready for school.
Then she comes and gets my mug and refills it, then she shouts "TIME TO GO!" and tells me off for not having got meself out of bed yet.
I swear she's not one of mine.

She's such a sweetie, cute and very well mannered too. Just like y.... erm... biggrin
Chris
marmalaid
Sex God
I guess you mean what invigorates you in the morning it's apples, they are more of a stimulant than coffee, they are also more healthy and easier to consume whilst driving.
Anyone else have the benifit of apples biggrin
Chris
little__gem
Sex God
I woke up on my own today but it was at and was followed shortly by an almighty headache. I made the mistake of turning over and going back to sleep for an hour and now my motivation and concentration levels are so low I can hardly think. sad
I have loads to do today and I can't afford to have a tizzy. :(
Sarah
Sex God
Generally my alarm clock, sometimes in the summer the sun streaming in through the window.
What I would like to wake me up is:- a nice man and a stiffy lol
skips off to find a nice man to carry out said duty wink