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super places to meet...
although one such place that I went to specifically cos I knew my friends didn't use it. In walks one of my bessie mates.
Ten mins later. A text arrives.... 'so are you going to fuck him then?' redface
splendid
p.s. yes I did.
Not such a new phenomenon.
Have been to at least one pre-munch gathering in one.
smile
Quote by splendid_
super places to meet...
although one such place that I went to specifically cos I knew my friends didn't use it. In walks one of my bessie mates.
Ten mins later. A text arrives.... 'so are you going to fuck him then?' redface
splendid
p.s. yes I did.

Sod`s law isnt it! lol
:shock:
Has anyone else here noticed just how good our high-street coffee houses are for meeting up with daytime NSA sexual partners?
Ah this brought back some nice memories for me.....I met Mr Mistress_39 completely by chance in a coffee house on a cold rainy day.
There I was, Mrs sad drowning my sorrows in a large latte and toasted teacake, when this tall, hunky guy comes over and asks to share my table. (Despite the fact that there are countless empty spaces...) My first thought was to say GO AWAY, IM BEING MISERABLE BY MYSELF but he was kinda cute, :twisted:
Anyway, he jokingly said to me same time same place tomorrow? I only turned up to see if he turned up, you understand lol. And the rest is history....now we have coffee everyday together in our own little cosy coffeehouse called home......
Yes i know its soppy but its true. So coffee beans hold a special place in my heart lol
Quote by Mistress_39
[Yes i know its soppy but its true. So coffee beans hold a special place in my heart lol

Coffee is just such an amazing drink it. Nothing surprises me about its power to give pleasure,
Coffee houses are the new alters of worship I believe. All hail the bean!
Quote by Lost
Coffee houses are the new altars of worship I believe. All hail the bean!

cappuccino:

(from )

Certainly habit-forming. lol
Can't talk........off to Starbucks !!!!
Echoes
:doh: :doh: :doh: a mate of mine has been going for years no i know why :haha: totally gay but thats beside the point.
as echoes said my local coffee house might see a bit more of me nice one de-sade :thumbup:
Its bloody obvious really when you think about it, i just never did :shock:
Quote by splendid_
super places to meet...
although one such place that I went to specifically cos I knew my friends didn't use it. In walks one of my bessie mates.
Ten mins later. A text arrives.... 'so are you going to fuck him then?' redface
splendid
p.s. yes I did.

evening marm.............. rolleyes
Quote by markz
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
Quote by splendid_
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
He just sent me a wink
Add to that him arriving at a social, where we was having a meal, and he walked up to me, and kissed me on the head
i'm very, very worried....
Quote by Echoes7
Can't talk........off to Starbucks !!!!
Echoes

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now everyone in the swinging world is gonna be at Starbucks first thing in the morning!!! :shock:
I will be!! :bounce: then I shall progress through the high street cool
By the afternoon I'll be the one charging at about 45 miles a caffine hour to the next Costabucks
Quote by splendid_
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
I bet you say that to all the boys...... :roll:
Quote by markz
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
I bet you say that to all the boys...... :roll:
I bet you have only ever read it.
splendid
Quote by splendid_
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
I bet you say that to all the boys...... :roll:
I bet you have only ever read it.
splendid
how long are we going to carry on flirting....marm..... :roll:
Quote by markz
evening marm.............. rolleyes

oh for goodness sake.. I wondered when you would pop up. :roll:
splendid
I bet you say that to all the boys...... :roll:
I bet you have only ever read it.
splendid
how long are we going to carry on flirting....marm..... :roll:
until you realise that I am worth travelling up north for.
splendid
Wouldn't know.. I just go for a cup of mocha and a piece of carrot cake :lickface:
As our nearest Starbucks is about 40 miles away, I’m not sure its much of an option. sad
Quote by jaymar
Wouldn't know.. I just go for a cup of mocha and a piece of carrot cake :lickface:

Mocha AND carrot cake :shock:
As in Carrot cake and Mocha?? :shock:
Good grief, you saucy wotnots!! worship That's like, well, it's like, you know :shock: :worship:
I'm building up to that, still on the Latte and Flapjack at the moment confused still working up to moving my boundaries to, dare I say it, Cappuccino and Brownie cool
Eventually, hopefully reaching the limits of the 'Mocha and Carrot cake' :twisted: :worship:
Then it'll be go go go :twisted: .....
Bring on the Expresso Muffin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Missy
Wouldn't know.. I just go for a cup of mocha and a piece of carrot cake :lickface:

Stuff, ok funny stuff, but still stuff.....
Bring on the Expresso Muffin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Is that like super fast oral?
Quote by Stormwalker
Is that like super fast oral?

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Put it like that - I'm now more worried about the 'Brownie' beforehand :shock:
Noones going near my Brownie :shock:
I hate coffee - her indoors loves it - now i know why she keeps popping into town and comes home smelling of coffee!!!
Quote by Missy
Wouldn't know.. I just go for a cup of mocha and a piece of carrot cake :lickface:

Mocha AND carrot cake :shock:
As in Carrot cake and Mocha?? :shock:
Good grief, you saucy wotnots!! worship That's like, well, it's like, you know :shock: :worship:
I'm building up to that, still on the Latte and Flapjack at the moment confused still working up to moving my boundaries to, dare I say it, Cappuccino and Brownie cool
Eventually, hopefully reaching the limits of the 'Mocha and Carrot cake' :twisted: :worship:
Then it'll be go go go :twisted: .....
Bring on the Expresso Muffin :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
It's like an orgasm without the sex that's what it's like Missy 8-)