Coffee

13 Oct 2004

To all you heathens that drink the dredded that is coffee.
Lady grey is a delightful gentile((pronounced genteeeeeeel)posh or what) tea, that goes well with scones butter and rasberry jam.

13 Oct 2004

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SOFT SOUTHERN WOOSIES

13 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
Old habits die hard. I do occassionally have the odd tea or coffee, but tea makes my teeth stick together

It's your own fault ,you should have your own teeth not someone elses. lol

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by easy

Old habits die hard. I do occassionally have the odd tea or coffee, but tea makes my teeth stick together (I kid you not)
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take the fLuckers out then!
and its my guess that it's more likely the water that your drawing up from yer well up there thats the problem

13 Oct 2004

what the bleedin' 'ell's going on 'ere then ffs? :shock:
re-lapse i hope you're proud of yaself mate. i go off to do some manly decorating stuff, and when i come back, with me cup of tea mind warwick, so stop trying to recruit me to your side ok, the whole bloody cafe's in uproar!
just bloody well calm down, it's not that serious is it? sheesh!
now who wants a nice cup of Yorkshire's finest then eh? proper Yorkshire Tea, grown on the humid sun-drenched slopes of the Pennines, lovingly picked by the delicate fingers of the ladies of Halifax and Cleckheaton? oh and a few Rich Tea's obviously?
neil x x x ;)

13 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
bloody hell re lapse I think youve unleashed another shclock/// on an unsuspectin forum
shame on you
right just time for another 3 cups of coffee before 5

Thought I might liven things up a bit.
It's been a bit quiet of late(and early).

13 Oct 2004

Quote by davej

Old habits die hard. I do occassionally have the odd tea or coffee, but tea makes my teeth stick together (I kid you not)
.

take the fLuckers out then!
and its my guess that it's more likely the water that your drawing up from yer well up there thats the problem
OI DAVEJ
Just cos you're some big southern gangster who's got lots of money, don't go lording it over all us poor northerners... evil

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BLOODY WELL INDEED. flash git.. :evil: :evil:
Bucket in the rain upe here mate, unless it's the one day that it's not raining and then you've got to find a puddle.
Bloody tea-drinking southern softie. rolleyes

:evil:

:lol:

13 Oct 2004

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SOFT SOUTHERN WOOSIES[/quote
Ooooh Warwick don't let Mrfc hear you say that he is a tea total drinker. :shock: :shock:

13 Oct 2004

Bleeding hell neil you been playing with yourself or what mate?
your bloody late as usual, but it's nice to see you have a loverly cup of tea about your person.
Well done that man. lol

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Bleeding hell nail you been playing with yourself or what mate?
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sure about your spelling their relapse, cos nails have a point!...neils are different.

13 Oct 2004

Trying to type and fix a puter at the same time.
It's that multifunctioning thing, seems I have to practice.
sorry neil spelt name wrong in earlier post.
Thanks for pointing that out Davej, I will edit it.

13 Oct 2004

Does this mean by the look at areas of posting, that the majority of tea drinkers are from down south.(tm Warwick)
Being that the case, it must mean that we are by far supirior to you northen mud and sludge drinkers(neil excepted).

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Does this mean by the look at areas of posting, that the majority of tea drinkers are from down south.(tm Warwick)
Being that the case, it must mean that we are by far supirior to you northen mud and sludge drinkers(neil excepted).

right that's it! re-lapse you've gone to far this time mate! :mad:
i was all happy to support you in your impassioned plea for tea, but you had to turn it into some north vs bloody south thing didn't yer! well even if i do drink tea i have to stand with me northern cousins don't i, coffee drinking or otherwise?
neil - very very angry

13 Oct 2004

So is there a special way of making coffee???
Is it the done thing to put the cream or milk in first then pour??
For me as a TEA drinker it has to be milk first or it all goes floaty on top confused

13 Oct 2004

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'm sure I read somewhere that red heads "taste" better. Mental note to self - must try that theory out.

Now this is what the cafe needs, some decent banter on proper British subjects, the sort of thing that made the empire great, TEA...
I think we been way to serious lately, time to leap in the armour plated wheely bins and go for one run around the block... then back to a nice coffee if it the real stuff (or Gold Blend in emergencies) or a decent strong cuppa... So I on the fence sorry lads, but happy to cheer you all on...
Oh and LadyFeeBee, they do, thats why I married one :twisted:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
.............cos nails have a point!...neils are different.

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Would the word you're hunting for Mr. J be "pointless" by any chance????? lol

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Does this mean by the look at areas of posting, that the majority of tea drinkers are from down south.(tm Warwick)
Being that the case, it must mean that we are by far supirior to you northen mud and sludge drinkers(neil excepted).

right that's it! re-lapse you've gone to far this time mate! :mad:
i was all happy to support you in your impassioned plea for tea, but you had to turn it into some north vs bloody south thing didn't yer! well even if i do drink tea i have to stand with me northern cousins don't i, coffee drinking or otherwise?
neil - very very angry
Neil it does not matter one iota where on this eath your from (as long as it's not from up there), us tea makers and drinkers should always stand side by side in the battle against the evil coffee.
Unlike some peeps who just sit on the fence mentioning no names (TnH) because they are waiting for one side to win then go and join them.
Vive La Tea
Boo Hiss to coffee

13 Oct 2004

Tend to drink tea in my mouth rather than down south rolleyes

:roll: am I doing something wrong :shock: :shock: :shock: cool

13 Oct 2004

Ah, it's good to see the Cafe get back to form - it's been getting a little dull of late!
Now, who's for a drink...?!
coffee

:scared:
(dons tim hat and takes cover...)

13 Oct 2004

I'm just settling down to read the forum and answer me lttle pm from my bud. I have a nice cuppa where I have dunked the bag and some biccy's. Gonna dunk them too cos I love to suck the tea outta the soggy biscuit lol

Dawn :silly:

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Ah, it's good to see the Cafe get back to form - it's been getting a little dull of late!
Now, who's for a drink...?!

:scared:
(dons tim hat and takes cover...)

can I have a sugar-free Robinsons orange please?
I can't believe that we're all talking about tea and coffee and forgetting the most important drink debate there is.....

Gaterade vs H2O

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Ah, it's good to see the Cafe get back to form - it's been getting a little dull of late!
Now, who's for a drink...?!

:scared:
(dons tim hat and takes cover...)

yep, I found the Cafe to be really, really dull; however, now that Agricola Junior has shown me how to turn up the brightness on the monitor, all is well again lol

I always start the day with tea-couldn't bear anything are fortunate to have an excellent Tea /Coffee merchant in the county town that will mix you up a blend of tea to your own specification. I enjoy trying new types/blends. I don't however like tea-bags much. I do like coffee-decent , fresh ground Arabica-but one cup per day is enough for me if I am not to end up twitching like a frog that swallowed a battery. Really affects me. I can't stand instant coffee and go puce at the mere thought of Camp Coffee. I drink tea all day, but in the evening I prefer GreenTea, especially Jasmine Tea, and always have a Chamomile Tea before beddy-bies.
Boring fart really.

13 Oct 2004

Agricola, rather scarily I find myself agreeing with much of that. Now I'm REALLY worried...!! :shock:
G

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Agricola, rather scarily I find myself agreeing with much of that. Now I'm REALLY worried...!! :shock:
G

Blimey Gryphon! I should watch myself if I was you! You could be on the slippery slope to utter lunacy!!
(mind you, the world's a nicer place down here)

13 Oct 2004

Quote by DeniseBabe
I agree with that clare, if the milk goes in last you get that nasty film on the top which ends up floating around and sticking to the side of the cup as you drink it.

Thats got to be because you are using full fat milk :roll: & all the fat globules float on the top (ewwwwwww) I'm a tea drinker but has to be skimmed milk for me biggrin

13 Oct 2004

milk in tea! Scandal!
Black tea for me whether it's herbal or not! How's that for perverted? lol

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Gonna dunk them too cos I love to suck the tea outta the soggy biscuit

The only thing that should be dunked in tea is HOT BUTTERED TOAST. confused

Biscuits should only be dunked in hot chocolate.

13 Oct 2004

Quote by SurreyBloke
Gonna dunk them too cos I love to suck the tea outta the soggy biscuit

The only thing that should be dunked in tea is HOT BUTTERED TOAST. confused

Biscuits should only be dunked in hot chocolate.
yuk !!!!!! And I thought MrFC dunking a mars bar in his tea was bad !! :undecided: :grin: :grin:

13 Oct 2004

agricola don't you talk to me about bloody monitors, dull ones or otherwise. mines bloody dying here and it's very insensitive of you! and you nicked that siggie from my poem to it. dylan bloody thomas? who's he then?
right i'm off for a nice cup of tea cos i'm quite upset, and you can stick your chamomile where the sun don't shine. it's proper tea in this house.
neil :P

13 Oct 2004

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Neil you have a right old strop on then !!!! :grin: