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Quote by MrsFC
Gonna dunk them too cos I love to suck the tea outta the soggy biscuit lol

The only thing that should be dunked in tea is HOT BUTTERED TOAST. confused
Biscuits should only be dunked in hot chocolate.
yuk !!!!!! And I thought MrFC dunking a mars bar in his tea was bad !! :undecided: :grin: :grin:
Oh my God
I dunk chocolate in my tea too! Way to go MrFC :lol:
SurreyBloke, thats disgusting, behave :shock:
Dawn :silly:
I'd like a grandee Mocha no fat no whip...
A vast no fat, wet, skinny, latte for me please!
Quote by Ice Pie
I'd like a grandee Mocha no fat no whip...

........fragilistic-expi-ali-docious
biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
SurreyBloke, thats disgusting, behave :shock: Dawn :silly:

How often do you get to say THAT
You're all barking.
Now will someone just put the bloody kettle on, I'm parched!
Quote by SurreyBloke
SurreyBloke, thats disgusting, behave :shock: Dawn :silly:

How often do you get to say THAT
rotflmao Not as often as I should I bet, after all, you are male :rotflmao:
Just sat here having me morning cuppa while checking the forum lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by agricola
I always start the day with tea-couldn't bear anything are fortunate to have an excellent Tea /Coffee merchant in the county town that will mix you up a blend of tea to your own specification. I enjoy trying new types/blends. I don't however like tea-bags much. I do like coffee-decent , fresh ground Arabica-but one cup per day is enough for me if I am not to end up twitching like a frog that swallowed a battery. Really affects me. I can't stand instant coffee and go puce at the mere thought of Camp Coffee. I drink tea all day, but in the evening I prefer GreenTea, especially Jasmine Tea, and always have a Chamomile Tea before beddy-bies.
Boring fart really.

.........and then you tip it into the saucer and slurp it?
Quote by davej

I always start the day with tea-couldn't bear anything are fortunate to have an excellent Tea /Coffee merchant in the county town that will mix you up a blend of tea to your own specification. I enjoy trying new types/blends. I don't however like tea-bags much. I do like coffee-decent , fresh ground Arabica-but one cup per day is enough for me if I am not to end up twitching like a frog that swallowed a battery. Really affects me. I can't stand instant coffee and go puce at the mere thought of Camp Coffee. I drink tea all day, but in the evening I prefer GreenTea, especially Jasmine Tea, and always have a Chamomile Tea before beddy-bies.
Boring fart really.

.........and then you tip it into the saucer and slurp it?
Of course I don't tip it into the saucer Mr J!! What do you take we country people for...ignorant? Usual stereotypical statement from a townie....pah....I wait until I've finished my porridge and then tip it in the saucepan. It mixes well with the honey and means all the cats and dogs can get round to have a good old slurp as well.
By the way: what's a saucer?
How about a nice cup of darjeeling, 2 spoons of good honey into it no milk.
Just bloody gorgous biggrin
Quote by Re-Lapse
How about a nice cup of darjeeling, 2 spoons of good honey into it no milk.
Just bloody gorgous biggrin

re-lapse stop poncing about. you'll be sticking a slice of lemon in it next. i've just had me morning cuppa, strong enough to stand a spoon up in. very nice it was. think i'll have another.
fancy a brew? brew? *wiggles his hand near his face a bit like Peter Kay*
neil x x x ;)
Bleeding norfeners no finesse whatsoever.
Yes I would'nt mind a nice cuppa right now.
Thiink I will make a cup of earl grey with semi skimmed milk.
Right who did that mad
I pop out to get a sarnie for lunch and some little wind up merchants put a cup of tea on my desk
come on which one of you was it
Quote by warwick
Right who did that mad
I pop out to get a sarnie for lunch and some little wind up merchants put a cup of tea on my desk
come on which one of you was it

oh bugger! they haven't have they?
right you lot you best just bloody well own up now whoever it was, or we're all in for it. i'll give you till 2 o'clock, then we'll just nominate someone for the wrath of warwick! it won't be pretty, but serves you right. it's not big, and it's not clever, winding the poor warwicks up like that! could you live with yourself seeing some poor innocent cop for your little bit of fun eh? well can you? clocks ticking!
neil x x x x ;)
Quote by warwick
Right who did that mad
I pop out to get a sarnie for lunch and some little wind up merchants put a cup of tea on my desk
come on which one of you was it

It was Warwick. :shock: wink
How was that for quick Neil?
It want warwick hes cleaning the car
mmm smokescreen I reckon
got something to hide Easy confused:
Quote by easy
Right who did that mad
I pop out to get a sarnie for lunch and some little wind up merchants put a cup of tea on my desk
come on which one of you was it

It was Warwick. :shock: wink
How was that for quick Neil?
good point easy, you may well be right. not a 007 super-sleuth for nowt eh?
warwick? could it have been the other warwick? the one you and warwick aren't speaking to? nasty little bleeder. bet it was 'im yer know!
neil x x x ;)
Im blaming Easy and thats an end to it
its not warwick because he hates tea so much he couldnt bring himself to make one evil though he undoubtedly is mad
on the other hand could be Mrj rolleyes
It was Hee
It was a cold cup of tea as well lol
Did you not find the three straws that I left with it confused:
Right the culprit has been found mad
when you go to bed one night and find a severed cappuchino thinj of me evil
Quote by warwick
Im blaming Easy and thats an end to it
its not warwick because he hates tea so much he couldnt bring himself to make one evil though he undoubtedly is mad
on the other hand could be Mrj rolleyes

Quote by Re-Lapse
It was Hee
It was a cold cup of tea as well lol
Did you not find the three straws that I left with it confused:

See it was 'im...^^^^^^^^^ evil :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
If it had been me you'd have got a nice glass of peach barleywater (bleargh). :lol: :lol:
*screeches off in Neils old strop*
Quote by warwick
Right the culprit has been found mad
when you go to bed one night and find a severed cappuchino thinj of me evil

confused: :?: :?: :?:
Ya know...if you don't like coffee but have one of those nifty espresso machines to hand, tear open a teabag or two and dump the contents into the little filter sieve-y thing instead. The results can perhaps best be described as a piping-hot cup of hyper-tea!
~Reese! surprised
Thats sacriledge Reese
dont think ive spelt that right
anyway its jolly well not on
tea in a cffee machine FFS rants tuts
(TM neilinleeds) rolleyes
Quote by Reese
Ya know...if you don't like coffee but have one of those nifty espresso machines to hand, tear open a teabag or two and dump the contents into the little filter sieve-y thing instead. The results can perhaps best be described as a piping-hot cup of hyper-tea!
~Reese! surprised

look! i'm getting a bit sick of all you southerners and your posh fancy ways! hyper-tea now is it? hyper-tea my arse! just stick a bloody bag in a cup and have done with it FFS!
rolleyes
neil x x x x ;)
Neil...... ffs no finesse my man no finesse.
Bleeding nofeners tut tuts
Quote by warwick
tea in a cffee machine FFS rants tuts
(TM neilinleeds) rolleyes

Ya can buy teabags specially for putting in a Cafetiere now too :shock: As opposed to that other thing you used to make tea in what is it called again.... its right on the tip of my tongue...... oh yes a Tea Pot.
Right all you nits out there.
sorry
Right now all you knitters out there.
I need a knitted wooly caddy for my tea pot, mine is threadbear.
Who will knit me a new one.
Pleeeaseeeee
Thanks Celtiq
Nearly forgot about that, no wonder my tea get cold so quick.
Quote by Re-Lapse
Right now all you knitters out there.
I need a knitted wooly caddy for my tea pot, mine is threadbear.
Who will knit me a new one.
Pleeeaseeeee

Sorry Re-Lapse, I would help you out, but I'm still knitting wheel trims for Stevegs car! confused