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To Clarify. Its fine for girls to drink tea just not manly nen types
and I dont care if davej does have a workbench and a bosch power drill it still doesnt excuse his tea drinking habit :shock:
Relapse if you see either of em before me break their little fingers, that'll stop em from holding their namby pamby bloody coffee cups...... I am willing to bet they have them fart arsed little tubular biscuits that are served with the coffee eh......
no proper dunking biscuit ....no Ginger nuts that catch the back of the throat and can be slightly painfull to eat!!!!...not an old fashioned Garibaldi hard as rock....can't get a bloody hobnob into a coffee cup....
no woosie bloody tubular biscuits!!....or even......a really cissy bloody chocolate!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
but I'm also a bag dangler redface
Dawn :silly:
<<<off to dangle>>>

Is this supposed to be in the sex thread?
Why is it that when you go into a cafe that if someone ha a coffee they get a little biscuit or even a sodding mint,but if you get a pot o' tea,nothing,why i ask you why???
when your man enough to take it Mrj my coffee cup holds a pint and has a rim width of at least 10cm
so if I want I can dunk a whole snowball
ner ner ne ner ner mad
Quote by davej
but I'm also a bag dangler redface
Dawn :silly:
<<<off to dangle>>>

Is this supposed to be in the sex thread?
rotflmao possibly davej
Dawn :silly:
<<<off to milk it>>>
Quote by warwick
has a rim width of at least 10cm
ner ner ne ner ner mad

And theres me thinking were talking about coffee rolleyes lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I Am definately a tea drinker,Coffee addicts are just weak i tell you WEAK,they have to be topped up with the stuff to give them strength pah!!

Thats it thats 3 of us now.....maybe 4 if Dawn comes of the fence and stops pissing around with dangly things.....
right if Steve gets uppity about it Clare, you get a bottle of that liquid Camp coffee and see how he gets on with that stuff.......
*easy wanders into this thread with his glass of Robinsons barleywater and wonders what he's wandered into.*
confused :? :? :? :?
I'm not on the fence!!!
I'M A TEA DRINKER lol
I hate coffee, it makes me sick bolt
Dawn :silly:
<<<off to stir>>>
Quote by davej
I Am definately a tea drinker,Coffee addicts are just weak i tell you WEAK,they have to be topped up with the stuff to give them strength pah!!

Thats it thats 3 of us now.....maybe 4 if Dawn comes of the fence and stops pissing around with dangly things.....
right if Steve gets uppity about it Clare, you get a bottle of that liquid Camp coffee and see how he gets on with that stuff.......
Its ok i know a place to stick it which will keep him quiet lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by easy
*easy wanders into this thread with his glass of Robinsons barleywater and wonders what he's wandered into.*
confused :? :? :? :?

Piss off and make the tea mad
Dawn :silly:
liquid camp stuff
you bast&*d Mr j that is pure evil mad
ps is Dawn still playing with dangly bits confused:
Quote by warwick
To Clarify. Its fine for girls to drink tea just not manly nen types
and I dont care if davej does have a workbench and a bosch power drill it still doesnt excuse his tea drinking habit :shock:

Don't forget Warwick, Davej has a china cup, and you know how people hold their cups don't you. wink
Pinkie up an all.......... :giggle:
Quote by warwick
ps is Dawn still playing with dangly bits confused:

Not as often as I'd like :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Re-Lapse
I drink builders tea neil, puts hair on your chest or so I'm told.(must be true as I've got one hair on my chest)

Re-Lapse you theiving swine, so that's where my chest hair has gone. Give it back immediately as the other two are getting lonely. mad :x :x
Right you are Dave, thumb vices at the ready.(suitably modifyed for bollox)
Give us a proper biscuit, a biscuit you can dunk, a biscuit that leaves half in the bottom of the cup so you can spoon it out when all the tea is gone. Luvleeeeeeee
Quote by easy
*easy wanders into this thread with his glass of Robinsons barleywater and wonders what he's wandered into.*
confused :? :? :? :?

rotflmao fLuck off easy what the hell is that all about.....thats even worse
go on admit it your sucking it though one of them novelty twisted staws aint ya!!!!.....
Actually balck coffee does have its merits,Steve manages to drop half a soggy biscuit all down himself everytime he dunks it in his coffe,gotta be worth a good old giggle everytime :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
*easy wanders into this thread with his glass of Robinsons barleywater and wonders what he's wandered into.*
confused :? :? :? :?

Piss off and make the tea mad
Dawn :silly:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
For once I agree with davej..Easy you pansy
bet hes got one of those novelty plastic cups with floating goldfish in as well :shock:
Quote by MrsFC
Don't forget Warwick, Davej has a china cup, and you know how people hold their cups don't you. wink
Pinkie up an all.......... :giggle:

mrsFC really.....I live down south .....we have staff to hold the cup.
Quote by davej
go on admit it your sucking it though one of them novelty twisted staws aint ya!!!!.....

I bet its one of them from Ann Summers and easy is sucking on a cock straw lol
Dawn :silly:
Have you posted this thread deliberately mad
I am a recovering coffee addicted confused Have gone from around 20 cups a day to 2!!! I love all coffee but especially african roasts from Kenya and Ethiopia. My coffee supplier is Mathew Algie a Glasgow company (which is of course the first place you think of when you mention good coffee :shock: ) It is fantastic place to visit. They make single plantation coffee - unblended - like the coffee equivalent to Malt Whisky.
As for flavours <<<yuck yuckity yuck yuck yuck>>>> coffee should only ever be coffee flavoured!
In my stuggle to beat the addiction I've gone down the dreaded Herbal Tea path. Now that stuff is truely disgusting - how on earth to I manage to get through 10 cups a day of Danelion Infusion.
I have a cup of earl grey tea every morning and every night before I go to bed I have a cup of PG with a shot of rum lovely!
Bloody barley water wtf is that.
Your either with us or against us, so make your choice.
No no I will not start another fucking club.
Never going to get as bad as all them polls.
Quote by davej
*easy wanders into this thread with his glass of Robinsons barleywater and wonders what he's wandered into.*
confused :? :? :? :?

rotflmao fLuck off easy what the hell is that all about.....thats even worse
go on admit it your sucking it though one of them novelty twisted staws aint ya!!!!.....
:uhoh:....... might be..... redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
*goes off to play with the plastic tigger that's hangign in a loop in his straw.*
Quote by HungryP
I drink builders tea neil, puts hair on your chest or so I'm told.(must be true as I've got one hair on my chest)

Re-Lapse you theiving swine, so that's where my chest hair has gone. Give it back immediately as the other two are getting lonely. mad :x :x
It's mine now grow another one, drink more tea. lol :lol:
bloody hell re lapse I think youve unleashed another shclock/// on an unsuspectin forum
shame on you
right just time for another 3 cups of coffee before 5 lol
Quote by warwick
For once I agree with davej..Easy you pansy
bet hes got one of those novelty plastic cups with floating goldfish in as well :shock:

DON'T MENTION THE GOLDFISH !!!!!
Nah I used to be quite a fit bloke and drink lots of water, but just water is boring, so I add Robinsons.
Old habits die hard. I do occassionally have the odd tea or coffee, but tea makes my teeth stick together (I kid you not) and I drank coffee for about a year at work and I used to feel really bad, headaches, nausea the lot, so I cut it out and felt a whole heap better.
Shame really as I quite like coffee. sad
But for the sake of feeling well I'll stick with me Robinsons thanks.