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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry Re-Lapse, I would help you out, but I'm still knitting wheel trims for Stevegs car! confused

rotflmao
what a lovely thought misschief...will they have some nice little glittery buttons sewn in the middle so they look a bit flashy when he is driving along
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OH Please hurry up with the wheel trims Misschief - I need you start work on my incontinence pants immediately!
Cheers
CQ
Quote by celticq
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OH Please hurry up with the wheel trims Misschief - I need you start work on my incontinence pants immediately!
Cheers
CQ

You get in the queue CQ, misschief has promised to knit me a new shed first.
Hey what about my tea cosy. hey hey.
Look I need it urgently as it's getting cold and it can double for a wooly hat.
Incontinence pants, celticq use a couple of tescos carrier bags.
Wool has holes in it, won't hold no incontenence lol :lol:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Hey what about my tea cosy. hey hey.
Look I need it urgently as it's getting cold and it can double for a wooly hat.
Incontinence pants, celticq use a couple of tescos carrier bags.
Wool has holes in it, won't hold no incontenence lol :lol:

Re-lapse do you know nothing of the finer things in life. See here - combined Tea Cosy and Tartan Incontinance pants - see.
Quote by celticq
Hey what about my tea cosy. hey hey.
Look I need it urgently as it's getting cold and it can double for a wooly hat.
Incontinence pants, celticq use a couple of tescos carrier bags.
Wool has holes in it, won't hold no incontenence lol :lol:

Re-lapse do you know nothing of the finer things in life. See here - combined Tea Cosy and Tartan Incontinance pants - see.

I don't need it to keep my bollox warm.
I gor thermal woolies for that job.
Quote by davej
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OH Please hurry up with the wheel trims Misschief - I need you start work on my incontinence pants immediately!
Cheers
CQ

You get in the queue CQ, misschief has promised to knit me a new shed first.
You two are just completely stark raving bluddy mad!!!! Just ridiculous!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
<Tuts, rolls eyes and carries on with her pink chenille wheel trims cool >
Quote by MISSCHIEF
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
OH Please hurry up with the wheel trims Misschief - I need you start work on my incontinence pants immediately!
Cheers
CQ

You get in the queue CQ, misschief has promised to knit me a new shed first.
You two are just completely stark raving bluddy mad!!!! Just ridiculous!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
<Tuts, rolls eyes and carries on with her pink chenille wheel trims cool >

missy?
aren't you clever? them pink wheel trims have got a smiley face on 'em too! they'll look ace they will! bit better than yer old knit one perl one that is! now can you knit me some self hanging wall paper please cos i'm sick of the decorating and no mistake!
neil x x x x
Funny Neil - I always imagined the walls of your room to be slightly padded anyway :shock:
Quote by celticq
Funny Neil - I always imagined the walls of your room to be slightly padded anyway :shock:

In my honest opinion,hee hee. It's not a slightly padded cell that neil needs.
It would be a thickly padded cell. lol :lol:
Quote by Re-Lapse
Funny Neil - I always imagined the walls of your room to be slightly padded anyway :shock:

In my honest opinion,hee hee. It's not a slightly padded cell that neil needs.
It would be a thickly padded cell. lol :lol:
CQ! re-lapse! i take it you've both noticed that i've refused to dignify such comments with a reply!
:doh:
neilinleeds - being all dignified and stuff and just ignoring the knockers! :P
Quote by neilinleeds
Funny Neil - I always imagined the walls of your room to be slightly padded anyway :shock:

In my honest opinion,hee hee. It's not a slightly padded cell that neil needs.
It would be a thickly padded cell. lol :lol:
CQ! re-lapse! i take it you've both noticed that i've refused to dignify such comments with a reply!
:doh:
neilinleeds - being all dignified and stuff and just ignoring the knockers! :P
The nurse has come in and administered his meds, tied his jacket arms behind his back and safely strapped him into bed and is now using his log on to try and maintain some form of normal appearance for him
Haven't read all the pages ..... :shock:
I drink either tea of coffee ... but preference is Tea smile Has to be English Breakfast from Twinings and it as to be made in a pot ... pre-warmed, turned twice, milk first.
Hmmm need a drink now
Calista xx
Is anyone taking notes? :notes: We have a ready made drinks request list for the next munch :P
Sooooo, who's brewing again?????
Ahhhh, yes it was our favourite Yorkie norfener lol
Ah, now you're talking - none of this instant rubbish mind - nothing but fresh will do - espresso!! I fondly remember those days of drinking too much coffee, getting the shakes, being unable to sleep...... me? addicted? what on earth gives you that idea? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (caffeine fiend)
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Is anyone taking notes? :notes: We have a ready made drinks request list for the next munch :P
Sooooo, who's brewing again?????
Ahhhh, yes it was our favourite Yorkie norfener lol

who's that then? i could murder a brew? yorkshire tea though is it, cos i'm a bit picky yer know!
neil x x x ;)
Yorkshire tea is 'orrible! you're not pickie if you drink that muck!
I'd rather drink coffee. :shock:
Now twinnings fruit selection... those are nice. I'm also fond of green tea.
And it has to be those pyramid bags for black tea, and yes with a slice of lemon! and :shock: no milk :eeek:
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Yorkshire tea is 'orrible! you're not pickie if you drink that muck!
I'd rather drink coffee. :shock:
Now twinnings fruit selection... those are nice. I'm also fond of green tea.
And it has to be those pyramid bags for black tea, and yes with a slice of lemon! and :shock: no milk :eeek:

no well it's no good. i can see we're not gonna get on! you're as bad as them southernerners with their hyper-tea and chamomile and stuff. it won't do yer know! and i thought you was a simple lancs lass with simple pleasures! dunno
neil x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
no well it's no good. i can see we're not gonna get on! you're as bad as them southernerners
neil x x x :P

you takin the piss outa my sssstutter?
Quote by neilinleeds
Yorkshire tea is 'orrible! you're not pickie if you drink that muck!
I'd rather drink coffee. :shock:
Now twinnings fruit selection... those are nice. I'm also fond of green tea.
And it has to be those pyramid bags for black tea, and yes with a slice of lemon! and :shock: no milk :eeek:

no well it's no good. i can see we're not gonna get on! you're as bad as them southernerners with their hyper-tea and chamomile and stuff. it won't do yer know! and i thought you was a simple lancs lass with simple pleasures! dunno
neil x x x :P
You can't go around calling people simple, they will take offence and hate you, hate you I say.
Again no bloody finesse.
It's ok re-lapse, soon he will be the burden of some other unlucky soul!
click and get bidding!
Ahhhh, who says revenge isn't sweet!
Maybe whoever wins the auction can force feed him summer fruits flavoured tea with a slice of lemon and orange. Maybe even a floating strawberry! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by ubik68
I fondly remember those days of drinking too much coffee, getting the shakes, being unable to sleep......

Me too. I remember it as if it was yesterday...
Hang on a minute, it was yesterday.... coffee
Yes, another coffee addict here. Mind you, you'll not find any of that instant muck in my kitchen. Fresh filter all the way for me.
I make a mean cappucino too.
Could not believe it when my Firebox catalogue arrived today and it was selling and Monkey Tea (which didn't sound as bad as its only picked by the monkey as opposed to ingested by them like the Weasel stuff :shock:
Quote by celticq
Could not believe it when my Firebox catalogue arrived today and it was selling Weasel Coffee and Monkey Tea (which didn't sound as bad as its only picked by the monkey as opposed to ingested by them like the Weasel stuff :shock:

Tea fan here!
And, yes, even thou I'm a Lancs lass I have to say 'Yorkshire Tea' is the best!
As for coffee - the real stuff is OK!
CQ - that weasel stuff sounds gross ! Yuk, Yuk Yuk!