Coitus Interruptus

30 Sep 2007

Hows this for bad timing.....last night was having a quickie before bed.......it was much later than usual, as we had been on this site.....bloody addictive this place....cant tear ourselves away!!
anyway, it was am and we had just gotten down to business, when the phone rang (those of you who have watched Peter Kay will know what I mean when I say....."who the bloody hells this, phoning at this hour?/" lol
It only happened to be someone calling to say they found my little yorkshire terrier who went missing on WEDNESDAY, running on the dual carriageway 2 miles from our house.
We have looked everywhere, and put up posters and contacted all the relevant people, with no avail, and the minute im naked with me legs akimbo, someone finds her biggrin

sex went out the window....well she is my little fluffikins!
Bonus thing was it just so happened to be the guy from my fave pizza delivery place too.....
happy faces all round....well except for mr bone who never got his shag lol

have any of you ever been disturbed (or caught) while at it :lol:

30 Sep 2007

lol that has made me giggle

30 Sep 2007

Myself and mr lyns were taking a walk through a well known park in the sunshine and just happened to come across a nice quiet spot under a tree lol

. So one thing led to another and I ended up stradeling mr lyns hump

so i`m going for it really enjoying myself when our neighbour popped his head round the tree and proceeded to start to chat :shock:.
I couldn`t do anything, I couldn`t get off without him seeing everything so I had to sit there for ten mins until he decided he`d better go on his way! :lol:
Talk about killing the moment!! :lol2:

30 Sep 2007

lmao Lyns, wonder if he realised what u were doing lol

30 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
lmao Lyns, wonder if he realised what u were doing

I don`t think so but i could never look him in the eye again redface

:lol2:

30 Sep 2007

happens to us all the time dek thinks its funny just to carry on :shock: worst one was when we was on the living room floor hard at it i heard a "ahem" only to find the neighbour stood at the door watching :eeek: dek had forgotton to lock the front door redface

30 Sep 2007

I once took a call whilst astride my then bloke and accepted a job offer from my soon-to-be regional manager...
even managed to negotiate the salary whilst still on top!!
lol

Noladreams30 x

30 Sep 2007

nnnnnnnooooooooooooooo tan how embarrasiing lol

way to go Nola, thats what I call girl power :lol:

30 Sep 2007

Quote by noladreams30
I once took a call whilst astride my then bloke and accepted a job offer from my soon-to-be regional manager...
even managed to negotiate the salary whilst still on top!!

Noladreams30 x

£69K?
.

30 Sep 2007

Quote by westerross
I once took a call whilst astride my then bloke and accepted a job offer from my soon-to-be regional manager...
even managed to negotiate the salary whilst still on top!!

Noladreams30 x

£69K?

...or an instant rise? :lol:

30 Sep 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
nnnnnnnooooooooooooooo tan how embarrasiing

it was rather embarrasing at the time soon recovered from the shock luckily it was a man neighbour not a women dont know if i could of looked a women in the face again redface

1 Oct 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Bonus thing was it just so happened to be the guy from my fave pizza delivery place too.....

Did he get his reward? smile

1 Oct 2007

Doggy style will never be the same again! lol

1 Oct 2007

LOL....next time he delivers my 12 inch........ wink