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I was just wondering about this....
You have a gaggle of geese, a herd of cows, a pride of lions, a murder of crows etc, what would you call a group of swingers? How about a group of chavs? Any amusing suggestions?
I know it's frivolous but hey-ho I've been awake for most of the night and I'm going a bit mad! lol
Mr CC
This ISN'T a search button is your friend thingy, as it was done a long time ago and we have a load of new members now who could come up with some good ones.
Here's some previously thought up.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/23718.html
Some of them really made me giggle, so I'm looking forward to reading some of the new suggestions.
I love collective noun names for things, they're so descriptive sometimes and so off the wall others. biggrin :D
Jas
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lol :lol: :lol:
A Coven of Swingers. !!
A farm of cocks, while the active would be cock farmers.
Quote by Jas-Tim
This ISN'T a search button is your friend thingy, as it was done a long time ago and we have a load of new members now who could come up with some good ones.
Here's some previously thought up.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/23718.html
Some of them really made me giggle, so I'm looking forward to reading some of the new suggestions.
I love collective noun names for things, they're so descriptive sometimes and so off the wall others. biggrin :D
Jas
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I did use the search button.... I did I promise but I guess I just plain missed it.... sorry!
redface surprisedops: :oops:
How about an orgasm of swingers? or an exposure of swingers?
As for the chavs.... I reckon a benefit of chavs is a good starting place lol
Mr CC
A coil of swingers?
A consensus of swingers?
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This ISN'T a search button is your friend thingy, as it was done a long time ago and we have a load of new members now who could come up with some good ones.
Here's some previously thought up.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?t=23718&start=0
Some of them really made me giggle, so I'm looking forward to reading some of the new suggestions.
I love collective noun names for things, they're so descriptive sometimes and so off the wall others. biggrin :D
Jas
XXX

I did use the search button.... I did I promise but I guess I just plain missed it.... sorry!
redface surprisedops: :oops:
How about an orgasm of swingers? or an exposure of swingers?
As for the chavs.... I reckon a benefit of chavs is a good starting place lol
Mr CC
No I really meant it, it wasn't meant as a dig at all.
I only remembered the thread because I do like them so much - I'm crap at thinking them up myself though :oops: :oops:
Jas
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A gaggle of gobblers :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
cough, erm sorry, lost it for a minute there redface surprisedops:
Just been doing a bit of googling on this.... apparently the correct noun for a group of women is a gaggle! This dates back to the 14th century so don't blame me! lol
An interesting quote from the site I found....
"Here are some that describe a group of women of the oldest profession: a bed of trollops, a flourish of strumpets, a jam of tarts, an anthology of pros."
Also if you believe you are descended from elves confused: then you may collectively call yourselves "otherkin"...... or barking mad. biggrin
Mr CC
A of swingers?
A gong of Chavs?
Gong being a medieval term for the waste left around a cesspit
A chunder of Chavs.
A sextet of swingers, ie a sixsome!
A horde of swingers
An infestation of chavs
How about a letch of swingers
or a Lidl of Chavs
Are we really into collective nouns for chavs? What about a Choke then?