Come Ear

4 Jan 2005

Yes it is supposed to be spelt that way :shock: and once everyone has finished giggling at me, can I have some suggestions as how to remove it without asking the doctor please? redface

ops:
We were having a snuggle last week and he missed and it went down my ear lol

:lol: (As it does :P )
Now I managed to get most of it out, I just have that after swimming bath feeling now, as opposed to totally blocked, but it's started to ache :cry: when I yawn or chew.
All suggestions gratefully received even those from davej and sarge I suppose biggrin

:D

4 Jan 2005

I would go to the doctor. The ear is a delicate organ, and it's not worth compromising your hearing. Get it syringed, otherwise you might end up needing an operation to remove it.
If it should begin to affect your hearing, make sure you say "pardon" if you don't catch what someone says, not "come again?" lol

Mike.

4 Jan 2005

Jas~
Have you tried something like ? I used to use something called OtiCleanse that came in a kit with a rubber rinsing bulb, but I haven't seen these since I left the 'States. Still have the bulb, though, and usually rinse once with warm, mildy-soapy water then twice with clean. May be worth a try...
~Reese! :love:
P.S. ...and, if you can't find a rinsing bulb, feel free to drop by and use ours ;)

4 Jan 2005

go to the doctor, its not worth the risk.

4 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Jas i know i shouldnt but i cant help it redface

I think the advice of going to the doc's is good biggrin

But next time why not paint a target where you want it to hit to make it that bit easier for Tim to hit :giggle:

4 Jan 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jas you gotta go to the doctors, don't worry, I gotta plan, so you won't feel quite so embarrassed :smug: - just think of how mortified you will be that it's your doctors turn for a class of student nurses as well :shock:
That way, when you do turn up and it's just your doctor there on his/her own, it will be a nice surprise and you will be amazed at how easy it is to explain to just one person, rather than a classful biggrin

May I suggest you explain the full story, the build up and everything, as to how you ended up with 'come ear'. This way you stand a chance of the doctor getting flustered too, then you will both be in the same boat of embarrassment :twisted:
When leaving the doctors tho, make sure you do so quickly - this could become a race between you and the doctor, who might be anxious to relate the story of his last patient to the nearest people that will listen confused

anonymously of course cool

It is then up to you to get outta there before the receptionist see's who it is and phones his/her mates to relate same classic story, who in turn will tell their mates ...... if you get outta there quick enough, by the time the story gets to your family and friends, your anonyminiminiminininnity will still be in tact :D
Good luck :D

4 Jan 2005

well i've seen ((( and heard, in a vague underwaterish way ))) it all now! :shock:
jas? d'you want me to have a little word in timmy's shell like ((( hopefully his hearing's ok? ))) cos i ain't sure he's got this whole sex thing right? you know me, i'm no prude, but i'm not sure that particular orifice is generally a good one? dunno

maybe timmy's ears are buggered too, and he misheard oral as aural maybe? :dunno: think the whole Virgo Intacta eardrum penetration thing has to be given a miss?
take it the old shower ain't helped a whole lot? sad

n x x x :P
p.s. Missy?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: sage words of wisdom, as ever! and getting closer on the whole aynonnynonnydideedumdideedoo thing too! :cool:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
and he misheard oral as aural maybe?

Hee hee. Ya know, and this may just be synchronicity, but I was finding Vix' left ear particularly arousing last night. So perhaps Jas won't be alone in her visit to the doctor; instead finding the waiting room filled with those suffering the malaise of otological intercourse! ;)
~Reese! surprised

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
maybe timmy's ears are buggered too

:shock: :shock: Nicely put!
:
rotflmao

noooooooooooooooooo no pun intended honest! or should i say yes it was, cos it might have seemed quite witty eh? :lol2:
nice one! ;)
neil x x x :P

4 Jan 2005

I knew a girl once who seemed to love me putting my cock in her ear. Well, I think she loved it. Everytime I put it near her mouth, she turned her head, so it went in her ear instead! :shock:
Mal
wink

4 Jan 2005

Quote by mal609
I knew a girl once who seemed to love me putting my cock in her ear. Well, I think she loved it. Everytime I put it near her mouth, she turned her head, so it went in her ear instead! :shock:
Mal

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rascal: :smackbottom: :rascal: :smackbottom:

4 Jan 2005

If going to the doctors seems to be a lot of hassle (though still the best option) why not visit your local pharmacy - pharmasist are a great source on instant advice on products that are available over the counter and still have to comply with an ethical code - so won't make suggestions if they feel it is not the best course of action.

4 Jan 2005

I don't want to be one to tell tall tales, and get people into trouble, but I just overheard Neil saying:
I suspect Tim was simply conducting a carefully controlled and scientifically valid experiment in order to ascertain if his conjectured hypothesis that the semen would pass straight through and out the other ear was correct.
Of course, I will now be quoted out of context in a crude attempt to get me into trouble, but a perceptive, discerning person such as yourself Jas is clearly much too intelligent and thoughtful to fall for a nasty mean trick like that. :angel:
Don't ignore it if it hurts Jas.
lhk
Kat

4 Jan 2005

Quote by KitKat
I suspect Tim was simply conducting a carefully controlled and scientifically valid experiment in order to ascertain if his conjectured hypothesis that the semen would pass straight through and out the other ear was correct.
Don't ignore it if it hurts Jas.
lhk
Kat

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i'm just quoting this so kat can't come back and delete it before jas gets home! :twisted:
kat you're gonna be in soooooooooooooooooooo much trouble for that one! smackbottom

n x x x :P

4 Jan 2005

Solution: Become a traffic warden for a day, because we all know with traffic wardens, everything goes in one ear and out the other.
Sorry, best I can do. bolt

PS - Timmy, next time she asks you to fuck her brains out, don't take it so literally

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Reese
and he misheard oral as aural maybe?

Hee hee. Ya know, and this may just be synchronicity, but I was finding Vix' left ear particularly arousing last night. So perhaps Jas won't be alone in her visit to the doctor; instead finding the waiting room filled with those suffering the malaise of otological intercourse! ;)
~Reese! surprised

You were? :shock: Knew I shouldn't have taken that sleeping pill. mad

4 Jan 2005

Have you tryed flushing it with warm water while in the shower? Try leaving the water in there till all the crusty stuff disolves then rinsing again. I gess if it hurts though you should go to the doctors. lol maybe he will say your ear is pregnant.

4 Jan 2005

Seriously, ear infections can be extremely painful, I mean you need to be rendered unconscious to stop the pain. That painful!
Please go to the doctor ASAP.

4 Jan 2005

well!!!! my ghast is well and truly flabbered!!! :shock:
it's beneath my dignity to respond to Mr KitKat's blatant attempt to back pedal earlier, and land me right in the shit, so i'll refrain from mentioning that the old edited 1 time in total is a dead giveaway! you did see that didn't you Jas?
now if i was about to pull off a sneaky little stunt like that, i'd possibly pm a friendly mod, possibly attempt to bribe them with vague promises of sexual favours, and possibly ask her to do the editing on my behalf, possibly, then noone would be any the wiser, but then i'm not the kind of cunning, devious, ruthless sort to try and besmirch someones character so outrageously with out and out falsehoods as Mr Kat! :mad:
:P
neil x x x :P
p.s. Jas, sorry for taking the piss. :therethere: i'd never do that honest. was that Kat, and possibly Missy, oh and Clare, and that Ice Pie, who started it! not very supportive or helpful were they! looks like you'll have to face the docs after all. we'll try and think up a good excuse, honest! dunno

4 Jan 2005

Now why does "There's something about Mary " cum to mind?

5 Jan 2005

I have no idea dave, I've never seen it?
Anyway I'm going with Misschiefs plan and am seeing the doctor later.
Neil, how could you be soooooooo mean to poor innocent Kat and to suggest that a mod may have helped him is just naughty smackbottom

isn't it Jags lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

5 Jan 2005

I think I'll just have to administer some

:smackbottom: all round - form a line please all the offending people.
Now... who's first?? Tim for missing? Kate for not helping? Neil for his usual bollox?? Who's it to be???
:P

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
I have no idea dave, I've never seen it?
Anyway I'm going with Misschiefs plan and am seeing the doctor later.
Neil, how could you be soooooooo mean to poor innocent Kat and to suggest that a mod may have helped him is just naughty isn't it Jags :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

I shall enlighten you.....ben stiller is going on a date with Cameron Diaz and his friend says have a wank to calm yourself done....which he does he has his eyes shut when he cums but cannot find the mess to wipe up.....the doorbell goes and he goes to answer it and it's cameron diaz......who looks at him and says is that hair gel hanging off your ear to which she removes and says thanks i need some of this myself!

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Anyway I'm going with Misschiefs plan and am seeing the doctor later.

Damnit! I was hoping to use my tongue. Double treats there.

5 Jan 2005

Well I'm back and fortunatly I took a very low key approach.
"Can you have a look at my ear please? It's sore"
I say it was the fortunate approach, because it turns out to have bugger all to do with timmy filling my ear with come. redface

ops: that was a coincidence. My ear is sparkly clean with no residue or infection in sight.
It's the joint in my jawbone lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Vix you can still lick me better just to be in the safe side. I have a lot of sore joints and other places :twisted:
Dave - sounds like a funny scene but I've now got to go and find who Ben Stiller is biggrin

Neil you know I believe you really rolleyes

honest. :D
Jas
XXX

5 Jan 2005

A woman with an aching jaw bone - cant think why!! lol

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm back and fortunatly I took a very low key approach.
"Can you have a look at my ear please? It's sore"
I say it was the fortunate approach, because it turns out to have bugger all to do with timmy filling my ear with come. ops: that was a coincidence. My ear is sparkly clean with no residue or infection in sight.
It's the joint in my jawbone :lol: :lol: :lol:
Vix you can still lick me better just to be in the safe side. I have a lot of sore joints and other places :twisted:
Dave - sounds like a funny scene but I've now got to go and find who Ben Stiller is
Neil you know I believe you really honest. :D
Jas
XXX

Sometimes this site cracks me up!Can you imagine sane people reading this?
Keep it up,you lot are beautiful people.
Lb :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Jan 2005

That's good to 'ear, Jas.. rolleyes

Mike.

5 Jan 2005

<<< chokes back a snigger . . . . >>>
((( i mustn't laugh, i mustn't laugh, i mustn't laugh, i mustn't laugh, i mustn't laugh . . )))
oh sod it it's not working . . .

awww poor jas. if only you'd been brave and just gone to the docs in the first place, none of us would ever have been any the wiser to your bedroom antics! and now the whole wide world knows! rolleyes

i mean how will you ever live this down? you can try obviously, but i doubt any of us will let you away with this one! priceless! :rotflmao: :P
n x x x ;)

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Vix you can still lick me better just to be in the safe side. I have a lot of sore joints and other places :twisted:

Ooh! Can I help lick your jaw joint better? I'm fairly certain that my tongue can reach the back of your mouth. ;)
Glad to hear things went well at the doc and it wasn't too serious...
~Reese! :love: