Come on guys, own up!!!!

23 Sep 2004

Who's been writing into The Sun again????
rolleyes

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"My wife thinks I go out a few nights a week to play darts. But I actually spend them driving around my local areas looking for secluded spots to watch couples having sex.
I'm 39 and my wife is 35. We have a good marriage amd love life but I've recently become obsessed with dogging - I find it a real turn on. I know I ought to stop but I can't.
My wife's suspicious and is probably wondering if I'm having an affair. The other night she quizzed me about who won darts."
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Come on, own up..... we won't laugh....
.... Much
lol

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23 Sep 2004

...wasn't me or the other half.....bloody more attention on dogging rolleyes

Mayb 1 day the press will have sumthing more interesting to do...

23 Sep 2004

The syntax is suspiciously un-Sunreader innit?

23 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
The syntax is suspiciously un-Sunreader innit?

Yeah they have a whole team of consultants who come in and help them with the big words and show them how to hold their crayons properly. wink

*waits to see which "newbie" posts up about moving on to writting with a pencil now :lol: :lol: :lol: *

23 Sep 2004

Has the world stopped? Is there no news about.
Why do they have to print stuff like this, is it because it's about sex . That they think this will sell more papers.
mad

:x

23 Sep 2004

No, they know that will sell more papers. Because the people of this country are obsessed with talking about sex, reading about sex, hearing about sex, watching TV programmes about sex...
Then they say "Ewww how disgusting!" and go back to not having sex themselves. (At least, not without the lights off, and at least 10 layers of bedclothes on top of them.)

23 Sep 2004

Hmmmmmmmm
Seems to be becoming a national obsession.....
I spent a few hours yesterday evening with some friends in the pub. Dogging and swinging were brought up no less than 3 times.
I'm beginning to wonder whether they're all lurkers on here lol

:lol:

23 Sep 2004

Quote by roger743
No, they know that will sell more papers. Because the people of this country are obsessed with talking about sex, reading about sex, hearing about sex, watching TV programmes about sex...
Then they say "Ewww how disgusting!" and go back to not having sex themselves. (At least, not without the lights off, and at least 10 layers of bedclothes on top of them.)

I remember after actually having sex with a Dutch girl she said "I thought the English only ever talked about sex." I was happy to to my bit for international understanding!
Chris

23 Sep 2004

Scarily last night my mother talked with me about wife swapping because it had been on corrie!
It was described as "you know.... one of those wife swapping functions in hotels"
:shock: :!: :shock: :!: :shock:
G. x ~~~trying not to blush too much infront of her parents~~~

23 Sep 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Scarily last night my mother talked with me about wife swapping because it had been on corrie!
It was described as "you know.... one of those wife swapping functions in hotels"
:shock: :!: :shock: :!: :shock:
G. x ~~~trying not to blush too much infront of her parents~~~

My dad's single and has met a few women via the web. One has apparently asked him to go down to her and join in a swinging party. :shock:
My dads face was a picture when he told us and we just went "oh yeah" and carried on like nothing had happened :giggle: He thought we'd both be shocked and we didn't bat an eye. lol

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23 Sep 2004

I have set up a company that provides Sun readers with up-to-the minute information on darts matches in pubs across the country. I will also provide authentic backing sounds (belches, Meatloaf on the jukebox, "oooh, he's going for double top!") so that men can phone their wives from dogging locations and sound like they're in the pub.

23 Sep 2004

Not into dogging myself but one thing I always wondered is ... isn't it a bit yucky to have these guys shooting their load all over the car? I mean, can't be good for the paintwork :lol2:

23 Sep 2004

I have started referring to cum as "turtle wax". It all ends up on the bonnet.

23 Sep 2004

Don't mention spunk on paintwork in front of Satin.... it will make him all angry again :taz: :eeek:

23 Sep 2004

I make sure i do a check afterwards to make sure they didn't get any on my car.... although I probably look strange walking round and examining my car with a torch in the middle of nowhere!! lol

23 Sep 2004

you dirty buggers...am i hearing right..some of you leave the spunk on the car...do like all good girls do ..lick it off !!!!!!!

23 Sep 2004

you know DaveJ hasn't been around for a while...i think he has been practising his dart throwing action...and thats why we haven't seen him !!!!!!