come on tell all..

18 Sep 2010

What's your favourite bullshit line to your friends or kids/family when your all dressed up and out to swing?
Ours is that we're off out to see some friends (usually mine the Mr's) from school. It's a bit bland I know and it's getting harder to convince the kids so we're into finding new lines of bs for the kids

18 Sep 2010

ours is always going to meet facebook friends or a do of some sort LOL biggrin

18 Sep 2010

You're the parents, right? Parents don't explain cos they're in charge...
"we're going out"
"where to?"
"just out, love you, won't be back late. Don't eat all the food in the cupboard and leave me some milk for my cereal in the morning please. Have you put your washing in the machine yet? How about tidying your room? Is that done? No, well have fun doing that while we're down the pub."
*kiss child on forehead*
*exit*
Job done!
Now, explaining to parents why you're going out and then coming back to stay over with them at 4am smelling slightly of chlorine from the jaquzzi/plunge pool and sex hormones... that is another story! It is amazing how many people we know from Uni or have worked with that we've never even mentioned before. :lol: The ones in fancy dress are especially fun to explain! smile

18 Sep 2010

Oh I'm meeting friends from camp. All of my swinging mates are campers! :giggle:
However, I generally don't explain myself to many cause I live alone and Diggers doesn't really give a toss as long as he gets fed! lol

18 Sep 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Oh I'm meeting friends from camp. All of my swinging mates are campers! :giggle:
However, I generally don't explain myself to many cause I live alone and Diggers doesn't really give a toss as long as he gets fed!

awww you named a pet after us...how cool wink

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Sep 2010

Quote by little gem

You're the parents, right? Parents don't explain cos they're in charge...
"we're going out"
"where to?"
"just out, love you, won't be back late. Don't eat all the food in the cupboard and leave me some milk for my cereal in the morning please. Have you put your washing in the machine yet? How about tidying your room? Is that done? No, well have fun doing that while we're down the pub."
*kiss child on forehead*

*exit*
Job done!
Now, explaining to parents why you're going out and then coming back to stay over with them at 4am smelling slightly of chlorine from the jaquzzi/plunge pool and sex hormones... that is another story! It is amazing how many people we know from Uni or have worked with that we've never even mentioned before. :lol: The ones in fancy dress are especially fun to explain!

So what your saying is Lil'gem is to say to them
"Do we have to tell you where we are going...?"
"yes you do" says little child enquiringly.
"Do we f*ck as like" We reply :lol:

18 Sep 2010

Quote by Thebonediggers
ours is always going to meet facebook friends or a do of some sort LOL

I knew there was a reason for swingers to use Fb (f*ckbuddies) as an abbreviation :D Handy to use the alternative of Fb - facebook in times of need:D

18 Sep 2010

Quote by Lost
So what your saying is Lil'gem is to say to them
"Do we have to tell you where we are going...?"
"yes you do" says little child enquiringly.
"Do we f*ck as like" We reply

Kinda... pretty much... yup. smile

Clearly they're not teenagers, cos they're just always pleased to have any excuse to turn up their (dreadful in your opinion) music, phone their mates for longer than is needed, drink pop straight out of the bottle without getting a glass, take food to their bedroom without a plate, go on the tinterwebs and/or play on their games console while sitting about two feet from the screen without anyone telling them not to! :lol: (or was that just me when I was younger? :uhoh: )
Small children... they're a little bit more savvy. How about taking up bingo? Dinner dance with work? Church meeting? Join something that has meetings and just don't go to the meetings? How about telling them you're working for the MI5 and can't tell them otherwise you'd have to wipe their memories like Will Smith does in Men In Black? :lol:

18 Sep 2010

If it's somewhere I am going to stay over, Blackpool usually gets the blame redface

(although it does good to get your story staight for when you break down and your stuck in such n such services so wont be back until later... (damn the parents who knew that the services were no where near blackpool):sad: I don't know ask the AA dunno

If its the son - I'm going to the pub/party

18 Sep 2010

Before I was on SH I was on a friendship site... and met up with a lot of folks on there.. some of who my family got to meet.. then a couple of friends on there introduced me to SH..
So I have never really lied to family biggrin

Cos I just say I am meeting friends I met through friends :D And my family have now met an awful lot of my friends from here now as well :D

18 Sep 2010

When it was my parents and we went away over night then we were always hosting a national console gamers evening. Always had to be there early to set up all the machines and back next day as it was too late to travel after packing up etc.
Last week for the Bristol munch told the baby sitter I was in charge of a very important conference event. Wonder what she made of a conference and Mrs Couplefunuk's outfit and Mrs Tweekys outfit lol

Also she must have wondered what type of conference when Mrs Tweeky was paying her the money and I was slumped outside the front door vomiting on my boots. "ooh dear" she said as she carefully stepped past me redface

19 Sep 2010

We just say we are off for a drink with friends if its in the week, they must wonder what sort of friends we have when I come back with my dress on backwards and hair like I`ve been dragged through a hedge. hump

We have friends who run a swing club in Derby so we say we`re off to a friends club, no lie there :censored:

19 Sep 2010

"We're going out to have mad, rampant sex with people we met of the internet"
The response is usually "aye....right" wave