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Come on Wales! - Fluck me they won!!!!!

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Quote by freckledbird
So.....how are we gonna share 15 blokes fairly - unless of course tune gets his arse back in here?

Well. I thought long and hard about this (about half a second actually) and came to the conclusion that the only way to do it (to be fair to those lovely rugby players of course) would be for us to place ourselves at diagonally opposite corners and work our way round (you go one way, I'll go the other). That way, they all get both of us lol
How kind am I? :twisted:
:evil2: I think that's an excellent idea :twisted: :twisted:
One question though - what happens when we meet in the middle?? redface surprisedops:
Well that's where the real fun starts wink
And then we go round again and again until the water goes cold. Then they lift us out, towel us dry and start again. ooooooo I need to sit down a bit now redface
Bev
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Quote by freckledbird
Well that's where the real fun starts wink
And then we go round again and again until the water goes cold. Then they lift us out, towel us dry and start again. ooooooo I need to sit down a bit now redface
Bev
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Thank god i'm still in bed, I feel all flustered and wobbly
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat
What should a girl wear in a bath full of rugby players??
I mean, i wanna be a tart and slip in naked - but obviously i'm waaaaaaaaaay too shy for that :shock: :shock:

rolleyes FFS the whole point of having a bath is get clean :roll: so you can't wear anything and that's a rule right :!:
Oi! what's these fifteen guys doing in me bath? Bev, KcKat what're you doing? No you're not supposed to use the soap like that and Bev put that scrum half down this instant :!: and KcKat a full back is a position on the rugby team - it is not that :!: :!:
Oh bollox :!: <<<< dives in >>>>
OI I was playing very nicely with that scrum half if you don't mind. I knackered that full back already on my way round so Kitty won't have much luck there lol
We were just amusing ourselves until you came back Tune honey :lol:
rolleyes
Bev
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<<<<< surfaces for air after spending 3 minutes under water having the time of his life (and one or two real scary moments) >>>>>>
Right I've got the soap
<---------------(as if you didn't know that already). Bev, Kitty come here. Front or back first? Bev, what're you smiling at - where's that scrum half - what;re those bubbles then??
The bubbles will be coming from his breathing apparatus....lying git said he could breathe through his ears (swoon) then took a bloody air tank down with him :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
The bubbles will be coming from his breathing apparatus....lying git said he could breathe through his ears (swoon) then took a bloody air tank down with him :shock:

Well I'm not saying I'm jealous but he's gonna have so much soap in his ears when I've finished he won't hear a line-out call for three weeks.
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
I seem to have got meself stuck on the prop!! - Oooooooooooooooooh!

:twisted: :twisted:
FFS is that where you've been for the last 5 hours+?
rolleyes No sympathy for you lol
Bev
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Quote by freckledbird
FFS is that where you've been for the last 5 hours+?
rolleyes No sympathy for you lol
Bev
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It just kind of got wedged....and with all the other activity in here no one heard my yelps for help.....
At least I think that's what they were for wink
Other activity? Other activity?
I shagged all the rest of them absolutely senseless, they got me out and towel dried me, then left me to sleep it off.
BUT the cheeky feckers didn't pull the plug out of the bath did they? So muggins here had to wait for that to empty, while looking for her partner in crime. Said partner could not be found. I searched the towels, under the pile of muddy kit, in the physio room, even had a look see if you'd decided to go out on the pitch with the prop. So, I went back to the bath, which was empty of water by now. There was a layer of mud and heaven knows what else all over. Took me hours to clean all that crap off I can tell you, even armed with 5 bottles of Mr. Muscle super strength! Then I had to sort all the mucky washing out. By the time I'd cleaned , no scrubbed, that lot, I was sweaty and filthy again so I had a shower, tidied the place up and went to have a sit down and a cuppa. Just got comfy and you turn up moaning 'cos you're stuck on the feckin prop!
Well guess what Kitty? I refuse to help you, you'll have to sort out that little mess on your own! And remember it's YOUR turn to clean the bath next time. mad
Bev
xx
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Other activity? Other activity?
I shagged all the rest of them absolutely senseless, they got me out and towel dried me, then left me to sleep it off.
BUT the cheeky feckers didn't pull the plug out of the bath did they? So muggins here had to wait for that to empty, while looking for her partner in crime. Said partner could not be found. I searched the towels, under the pile of muddy kit, in the physio room, even had a look see if you'd decided to go out on the pitch with the prop. So, I went back to the bath, which was empty of water by now. There was a layer of mud and heaven knows what else all over. Took me hours to clean all that crap off I can tell you, even armed with 5 bottles of Mr. Muscle super strength! Then I had to sort all the mucky washing out. By the time I'd cleaned , no scrubbed, that lot, I was sweaty and filthy again so I had a shower, tidied the place up and went to have a sit down and a cuppa. Just got comfy and you turn up moaning 'cos you're stuck on the feckin prop!
Well guess what Kitty? I refuse to help you, you'll have to sort out that little mess on your own! And remember it's YOUR turn to clean the bath next time. mad
Bev
xx
lol :lol: :lol:

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Flip Tune must have been well dirty :twisted: :twisted: when he dived in to have created that much mess!!!! wink
Think you had a better afternoon than me - trust me to get wedged on the first one FFS!!!!
Awww hunni, I was in the first aid room getting removed from the prop, next time I promise to behave oh so much better!!!! Not sure about cleaning the flippin bath tho, it's a hard enough job cleaning up after Eagerslut!!!!!
Kitty xxx
Quote by freckledbird
, I was sweaty and filthy again .....b]

You could've stopped right there girl :!: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat
Other activity? Other activity?
I shagged all the rest of them absolutely senseless, they got me out and towel dried me, then left me to sleep it off.
BUT the cheeky feckers didn't pull the plug out of the bath did they? So muggins here had to wait for that to empty, while looking for her partner in crime. Said partner could not be found. I searched the towels, under the pile of muddy kit, in the physio room, even had a look see if you'd decided to go out on the pitch with the prop. So, I went back to the bath, which was empty of water by now. There was a layer of mud and heaven knows what else all over. Took me hours to clean all that crap off I can tell you, even armed with 5 bottles of Mr. Muscle super strength! Then I had to sort all the mucky washing out. By the time I'd cleaned , no scrubbed, that lot, I was sweaty and filthy again so I had a shower, tidied the place up and went to have a sit down and a cuppa. Just got comfy and you turn up moaning 'cos you're stuck on the feckin prop!
Well guess what Kitty? I refuse to help you, you'll have to sort out that little mess on your own! And remember it's YOUR turn to clean the bath next time. mad
Bev
xx
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Flip Tune must have been well dirty :twisted: :twisted: when he dived in to have created that much mess!!!! wink
Think you had a better afternoon than me - trust me to get wedged on the first one FFS!!!!
Awww hunni, I was in the first aid room getting removed from the prop, next time I promise to behave oh so much better!!!! Not sure about cleaning the flippin bath tho, it's a hard enough job cleaning up after Eagerslut!!!!!Kitty xxx

Oi!! Who are you calling dirty?? :shock: :shock:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by westerross
, I was sweaty and filthy again .....b]

You could've stopped right there girl :!: :twisted:
Whyyyyyyyyyy???? So you could come and soap me ?
Quote by freckledbird
, I was sweaty and filthy again .....b]

You could've stopped right there girl :!: :twisted:
Whyyyyyyyyyy???? So you could come and soap me ?
That's not the first thing, but I'd have got round to it after a bit.....
oooooerrrrrrrrrrr tell me then, what would you have done first - made me more sweaty?
And don't forget, I've already washed the bath and tidied up so you can't make me do that again :shock:
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
oooooerrrrrrrrrrr tell me then, what would you have done first - made me more sweaty?
And don't forget, I've already washed the bath and tidied up so you can't make me do that again :shock:
Bev
xx

Aaah now the imagination is a wonderful thing.
Quote by freckledbird
oooooerrrrrrrrrrr tell me then, what would you have done first - made me more sweaty?
And don't forget, I've already washed the bath and tidied up so you can't make me do that again :shock:
Bev
xx

How are you getting on with that video your doing?
Well done Wales and we wuz robbed by a line judge, GRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Come and get some England, We're ready for you.
MacRobin.
Wheres Colin confused:
Did you see me in the crowd :?:
I was easy to spot , I was the bloke wearing an England top with a Leek selotaped to my forehead in a Sporran holding a bag of snails a bottle of Chianti and a large potatoe in a pint of Guiness
So did you see me :shock:
Well what can one say.
EXCEPT
YEAH, GREAT, WHOOPIE.
It's about time.
England!
WHO ARE THEY AGAIN?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by warwick
Wheres Colin confused:
Did you see me in the crowd :?:
I was easy to spot , I was the bloke wearing an England top with a Leek selotaped to my forehead in a Sporran holding a bag of snails a bottle of Chianti and a large potatoe in a pint of Guiness
So did you see me :shock:

morning still trying to recover from much to much stella and singing missed the last train home and had to get a cab but what a day it was well worth the hangover
colin]
Whish I could have been there.