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comedy hour result !!!!(voting time lol )

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NEIL-DAWN the LAVABUBBLE , NAUGHTY WIGAN COUPLE were planning a tour of the NTHW when they received a mail from a SASSY woman with VELVET LIPS from the pastal area H-X on finding out where it was they set off hoping for a good PUCK and not be led on a wild GOOSE chase by some CLOONY. on arrival they met another CUDDLYNWCOUPLE who were right SULTRYDEVILS and didnt even ask WEN they went straight in for the kill, the wife pulled out her new dildo called the FIRELIZARD from her SUZ-IE belt . then DAZZA the BIKER who called himself the ICERAIDER arrived and spotted the CURVIERBUNNY who arranged all this with a guy called SIDBIG ( noone know why )and bagged her on the CARPET , it was a BLEEPing shame tho cos when i asked when my turn was they all looked at me and shouted ASKARI !!! rolleyes
I got left out... :cry:
Aye??
Where did she go? sad
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I got left out... :cry:

You were at home reading the works of BYRON. cool
oooooooooooooooooooooof f*** damn sorry damn , sorry kiss confused
we think you need 2 do a new one m8 now lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
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any votes ??? lol biggrin

ok ................. errr .................. wait for it ................. errr drum roll ............. errr 0 wink :grin:
CHARDONNAY and a BUDDY called the CROWMASTER ? ( think he picked his nose a lot ) met up with a SASSY looking CUDDLYNWCOUPLE called JOnTIM and their firends NEILnDAWN , after downing their IRISHCREAM things started to heat up , neil with a SPARKLE in his pants headed for the CURVIER one with the RED-HOTFLAME hair and said with a slur are ya feeling CHARANDY? she said no im feeling the CARPET !! ...the FRISKY bunch had a top night til a BIKER called TONY came in and yelled which one of you fookers nicked MYLASROLO?
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CHARDONNAY and a BUDDY called the CROWMASTER ? ( think he picked his nose a lot ) met up with a SASSY looking CUDDLYNWCOUPLE called JOnTIM and their firends NEILnDAWN , after downing their IRISHCREAM things started to heat up , neil with a SPARKLE in his pants headed for the CURVIER one with the RED-HOTFLAME hair and said with a slur are ya feeling CHARANDY? she said no im feeling the CARPET !! ...the FRISKY bunch had a top night til a BIKER called TONY came in and yelled which one of you fookers nicked MYLASROLO?

You missed me out again!!!
I can take a hint.....
:P