Complaint to the management

27 Jul 2005

Now look here poke

I'm not at all happy with the way that the SH Towers management are carrying out their duties.

:smackbottom:
The maintainence of the grounds and outdoor furniture is abysmal. Last week I got a carpet burn on my back from one of the picnic tables, and to add insult to injury, I got green algae on my back and bum. :huh:
I'm thinking of suing for bodily injury and the PTS I'm now suffering from. :small-print:
Not only that but the grass needs cutting. It's far too long and harbours all kinds of bugs and creepy crawlies as I found to my cost when I got bitten on the aforementioned injured parts. mad

So what are you going to do about it? :kick:
Or do I have to wave a big stick at yer? :undecided:
ES
PS I might consider an out of court settlement. wink

:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

27 Jul 2005

:rotflmao:
i will have whatever he has been drinking please biggrin

27 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
and to add insult to injury, I got green algae on my back and bum.

Nothing to to with me that's for sure biggrin

27 Jul 2005

I agree. The standards have dropped.
You might ask, for instance, who left the carpet on the picnic table!

27 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
I agree. The standards have dropped.
You might ask, for instance, who left the carpet on the picnic table!

And what about the green algae? It should have been red, white and blue! lol

27 Jul 2005

ES,
I am sorry mate, but it appears that in your drunken stupor, you wandered next door into the double you eye garden.
SH can take no responsiblity for members acting under the affluence of inkahol.
lhk
Kat

27 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
I agree. The standards have dropped.
You might ask, for instance, who left the carpet on the picnic table!

I can think of a number of people from here who might put a piece of carpet on a picnic table but nooooooooooooooooo! There was no carpet! :shock: :shock:
Grazes from hard surfaces and carpet burns look the same! redface

ops: :oops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

27 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
ES,
I am sorry mate, but it appears that in your drunken stupor, you wandered next door into the double you eye garden.
SH can take no responsiblity for members acting under the affluence of inkahol.
lhk
Kat

Huh! :huh:
Management stooge!

:smackbottom:
innocent

:whistling: wink

27 Jul 2005

Oi!
I AMthem management! mad

(when the girliy management let me because are at the beauty parlour getting their nails clipped, chests waxed, faces polifillered and things)
lhk

27 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat
Oi!
I AM them management! (when the girliy management let me because are at the beauty parlour getting their nails clipped, chests waxed, faces polifillered and things)
lhk

I READthat!
Be ready to accept some punishment on your next visit to the land of Tall Ships and stottie cakes.
:kick:

:smackbottom:

27 Jul 2005

umm, ES wasn't it your nose that had the carpet/picnic table burn? confused

or did you get multiple burns? :shock:
which in that case - Demand satisfaction from the' Big Man' in person lol

:lol: :lol:

27 Jul 2005

:smug:
I just Pm'd ES and he says

Quote by EagerSlut
Don't worry Kate, Jags will have to come through me first.

:thumbup:

Quote by Kit
which in that case - Demand satisfaction from the' Big Man' in person

I think that was how he got the injuries in the first place!
lhk
Kat

27 Jul 2005

Quote by Kit
umm, ES wasn't it your nose that had the carpet/picnic table burn?
or did you get multiple burns? :shock:
which in that case - Demand satisfaction from the' Big Man' in person :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I.............................erm..............................did get a slight burn on my nose, yep! redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
That was the friggin picnic table too. mad

Just reinforces my complaint, doesn't it?
Right! The compensation I'll settle for has just gone into overdrive! :grin: :grin:
:twisted: :twisted:

27 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I.............................erm..............................did get a slight burn on my nose, yep! ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
That was the friggin picnic table too.

ES you can't blame management for that one!!! smackbottom

You were asked to do your chore, one little chore, clean the algae off the picnic table ......... didn't mean bluddy lick it off while you were bent over it :x
So who was it behind you, helping you move your tongue (and nose rolleyes

) up and down the table eh? Cos that's not what was meant by the instructions "Use the hoe in the garden" :x
It's all wrong I tell ya, can't get any proper housework done at all in this place - I'm off to carry on with my chore of knob polishing cool

27 Jul 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
It's all wrong I tell ya, can't get any proper housework done at all in this place - I'm off to carry on with my chore of knob polishing

Form an orderly queue. smile

28 Jul 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
errrrr missy
you dont use mr sheen on those knobs

I can't use any Mr Sheen today cos Charlie and Martin are in the back of beyond (I said in the back of BEYOND! Not in the back of Beyonce rolleyes

) acting somewhere and Barry is off out on his bike :roll: Just can't get the staff dunno

So you're right, good ol spit it is today cool

8-) 8-)

28 Jul 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Have we got a new member called BEYOND if so wheres his hello thread?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Jul 2005

I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these smackbottom

I demand satisfaction and action!
innocent

:whistling:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred!

28 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred

!
Erm...................................... redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

28 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eagerslut always gets satisfaction, he needs plenty :rascal: :rascal:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred

!
Erm...................................... redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

:lol: :lol: :lol: Busted!!!!
Anytime the management have further trouble with anymore spurious claims, give us a bell. You'll find me at Su, Grabbit & Runne soliciters wink

28 Jul 2005

Quote by smokerjim
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred

!
Erm...................................... redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

:lol: :lol: :lol: Busted!!!!
Anytime the management have further trouble with anymore spurious claims, give us a bell. You'll find me at Su, Grabbit & Runne soliciters wink

B A S T A R D :!: :!: :!: :!:
But............................................
I am NOT deterred. Oh no!
Wait and see! :twisted:
:whistling: :rascal: :rascal:

28 Jul 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I've got a legitimate and serious complaint here and all you lot can do is rip the piss! :huh: :kissmyarse:
So you'd better all have one of these
I demand satisfaction and action!
:whistling:

Didn't you get the satisfaction with the action at the same time as the alleged injuries were incurred

!
Erm...................................... redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

:lol: :lol: :lol: Busted!!!!
Anytime the management have further trouble with anymore spurious claims, give us a bell. You'll find me at Su, Grabbit & Runne soliciters wink

B A S T A R D :!: :!: :!: :!:
I can prove to you that I am not a bastard - just look at me mum and dad's wedding photos - you can see me in a page boy outfit in the front! So there, nur, nur, na-nur, nur,! :P :P :P