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a workshop manual for a mini metro .wow! said cordelia i've been looking for one for ages ,now i can change my
Fan belt with a pair of stockings…
Just as she was reading the manual she realised she had heard an echo…
Someone was saying..
Is anyone thereeeeeeeeeeeee............
......'there mite be, depends on who's askin'.........
In the shadows Cordelia could make out a figure, astride a saddle
it was Little miss-1967 wearin nothin but .....
Derek Acorah. "I do apologise" said little Miss. "Derek just leapt on me when the voices in his head told him to..."
...keep everything he said down to 12 words - and so then he....
:giggle:
.
thrusted his mediumship, lubed with saddlesoap, counting aloud in twelves, into my
..pocket and said "ooh you're a lovely one. Is it alright if I..."...
.
one, use, two, these, three, reins, four, to, two? shit, lost count,
thats ok i said, i wasnt any good at maths myself :grin:.......with that I...........
rather yummy when icy cold, how do u prefer yours i asked cordelia, with that........
Cordelia whipped out a riding crop and donned a pair of sparkling spurs...
With a gleem in her eye she then...
...leapt astride Donald's meat, dug in her spurs, then with her crop...
tenderised it beautifully, just in time to..............
Notice.... Donald?, where the fuck did you come from? it was then she realised Donald was really...
george clooney. She gasped and ...
pointed and laughed, 'What a disappointingly tiny penis you have Mr Clooney!'
Mr Clooney suddenly became Donald and decided it was better to rub ...
Ooooooooo missy said 'i kno a song about a rubber duckie'........& preceded to give her own rendition ov it....George suddenly..........
started doing the birdie song dance and then .....
cum oh im sorry that song is so horny. Missy said..
"!Fuck this! I'd have been better off with Dean Cannock & his hat dance, it lasts longer".. at that point...
Dean appeared with his monster in his pants showing....and said oh does anyone remember when
dean walks in with mr planty under his left arm
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< missy swoon's at her icon..........wat shud she do, wat shud she say, then from out ov the corner...............
Emerges Derek Acora again... Eeeerr Calm down Calm down.. Im the one who takes centre stage here.. now where's them spurs... and with that, he..........