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dug them into missy's ass who cried out for.....
Planty's leaves to ease the sting from Dereks writhing heels... But Deano wasn't about to let planty be stripped and stood back smilin as missy moaned & groaned.. Just then....
the local comunity support officer appeared ,rubbing his truncheon and with a gleam in his eye said
....what an arresting sight you make !! I am going to have to take down .....
Sorry.............Nothing usefull to say..
Just fancied being the first name in the list redface
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....what an arresting sight you make !! I am going to have to take down .....

the christmas tree. at this planty qwivered. " I'm no christmas tree, i'm ............
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Sorry.............Nothing usefull to say..
Just fancied being the first name in the list redface

just read your footer steve lol
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just sod off and leave me alone"
So I suppose a piggy back is out of the question too then? :twisted:
Sorry hijack over surprisedops:
I`m a little tea pot short and stout
good job we love tea then the kettle is .......
Fooked.....and little miss has drunk all the voddie just before she stole cordelias blue basque, When cordialia saw her wearing it she exclaimed ,,,,
YOUR HOT!... just like you planty!
Planty became nervous at the thought of the officer fiddlin with his sticky out bits... "Im not gay" he shouted. Missy was stunned.. Derek didnt see that coming.. The whole place went silent just as Amos came back and said....
your boobs are hanging out on show and where the hell have you stuck that empty voddy bottle?
Ive burried it in mr palnty's tub said missy but dont tell dean or he will ,,,,,
Start diggin the dirt on me too... "Aha" said Amos "I like country dirt" who would like to.....
make me bend over and try and dig it back out, but i can`t remember where i left my......
bottle now where was it calls missy to see if ..........
Derek could see it in a vision... but alas, no. So at this point Cordelia decided to abandan them all and go in search of....
new lingerie, to wear with more numerate playmates. She found a shop ...
there seemed to be some acivity in side, so in she stepped cautiously, peeking around the back counter she saw....
a big cudly bear69. Her damp pants told her she had found her .....
ultimate playmate, complete with ticks,
she quivered as bear69 said........
ffs is that u mary ??
For sure bear 69 had a hairy mary that ...
was multi-coloured.........reminded her abit ov Swop Shop............time stood still then all ov a sudden Bear...........
realised that he was missing a voddi bottle,including its belongings...........feckin Dan_0365 stikes again......with that..............
wrats appeared empty bottle in hand .. " you will never know where i found that .....................
cockup2 found it and handed it in it was in some womans bra
which he ws wearing at the time
oh goodness me said mrs dare we have found the bottle but where has he found the bra